We are one SECOND into this episode, and all the girls are walking into the room to see Cynthia’s goodbye message, feeling sad, right? But nah in comes Acid-Wash Betty jumping for joy like she’s walking into Ryan Murphy’s chocolate factory.
Why is Ru wearing these hats in the workroom? Is there going to be some kind of ruveal?
We are splitting into teams to form bands. Team New York, Chi Chi something else, and the Leftovers.
Derrik you fooled me. You walked in and impressed me with your smile, but I fear there’s nothing inside of you, and not in a fun Willam kinda way. There’s no chance of you throwing up and being kicked off the show, but there’s also little chance of you taking the crown. Prove me wrong, pretty!
Chi Chi in the Shade Tree!!! Except the shady tree has been the LEAST shady part of this show. Why aren’t they talking shit?? Where’s Robbie Turner giving us the DL? I don’t need this to be a confessional, jeeez.
Thorgy can’t focus but I adore it, i’m sorry. I can’t pick who I love more between Bob and Thorgy. And the great part is, I don’t have to. For now.
JUST A SIMPLE SCAAHRF, DAHLING
The dude coaching the bands tells the girls at team chi chi to just talk the lyrics, but derrick is like
The punk rockers- leftovers- are saying “punk rock” words in a monotone. They are asked to do a hard rock scream and they all are terrible at it. But Team New York doesn’t really impress this guy. Also, does it really seem like anything would impress this guy? Certainly not BOB!! I don’t think there’s anything wrong with saying “i don’t really understand what you’re saying, what you want” buuuut ya took it TOO FAR! Stay my fav, Bob, don’t be all problematic
Always a sad story being told while Kim Chi looks like this.
And yes I took that pic on my phone because I’m a hot glue drag queen. Do what you gotta do. Chi Chi is telling us about how she is bankrupt!! Oh my ggaaaawd! I’m suddenly all for ChiChi!!
You know what I’m nOT FOR???? Bob and Thorgy being enemies!!!! Why can’t you love each other, it would be so great!
RUPAUL IS WEARING PANTS ON THE RUNWAY
Team New York Street Meats hits the stage and I don’t really understand what’s going on, but I can tell they are doing it well. I love how much leg Bob always gives us, and I love that Acid Wash is making it easier to focus on the two stars she’s standing in between.
Team The-Only-Math-Class-i-Didn’t-Fail-in-High-School (Geometry) are are sad and talking about how they are the rectangle girls of the world… I’m like, alright, you can have that. I don’t want to be a rectangle, you guys. I would have liked them to take on this song.
Team Chicken Wings (yeah, they went with that name), stepped out looking pretty kick-ass. Naomi wore her usual strap on leotard and surprisingly, these girls were awesome. Mostly Robbie. She very clearly deserved that win, I could watch this forever. Well, I could probably watch it like two more times. I love Robbie’s yelling voice, it’s weirdly Old-Hollywood and cartoony.
Acid Betty’s look is disgusting, and so is her reply to Michelle’s critique.
LIP SYNC IS CHI CHI VS NAYSHA and I can prob just turn off the tv now and say bye to Naysha, right? I’ll keep it on though, in case Robbie somehow flies off the stage again. Also maybe Naysha will do the Daddy Shark dance again.
Glad I didn’t give up because I’m definitely going to watch that lip sync more than once. On my DVR forever.
I’m a little sad Naysha won’t be here next week for Snatch Game. I love watching them try and make Kim Kardashian be funny. It’s never going to work.
I know you guys are all SO proud of me for getting this in on time and making coffee at midnight to do so, because that’s what my life is right now. I’m even going to write you guys a full recap for this episode!! You know, like I’m supposed to!! But seriously, thank you for reading. I’ll be working on my full recap and I want to make it GREAT for those of you sticking it out with me, lol. And I’ll see you next week for SNATCH GAME!!!!! I AM SO LUCKY I GET TO RECAP THIS SHOOOOOOWW!!
LOVE KAT