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RuPaul Recap: The week we all went #TeamChiChi
Hi all! Sorry I’ve been a little MIA lately, I promise I’m trying to get my life together over here. I’m wearing velvet leggings, sipping some evening coffee from my new Lisa Vanderpump mug*, ready to...
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The Walking Dead Recap: Wanderlust
Hi trash bags! Love you guys. This episode was pretty meh since it was mostly table setting for the finale and the characters did totally infuriating things. Seriously, after all of the dumb things...
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RHOBH Recap: Off My Chest Sex and the City Scapegoat
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Eileen got her finger in Rinna’s face to remind her how intimidating Vanderpump is. Who am I supposed to be scared of again? The opening pic of Dubai...
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Better Call Saul Recap: Little Jimmy McGill
Hey now, McGilligans! It’s a sad day in the Bob Odenkirk universe as Garry Shandling, Bob’s one-time co-star on “The Larry Sanders Show,” died suddenly last week. Comedy lost a true innovator and...
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Total Divas Recap: Mom and Dad should bone
Hi Hi Trashies! Another soul sucking episode of “Total Divas” this week, so let’s rip the band aid off and dive into this trash. We get a glimpse of Paige passing out on the floor due to the...
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L.A. Clippers Dance Squad Ep 3 Recap: Game On!
Hello Trash Talkers! Last week we were introduced to one of the top five E! fame whores, soulless blonde Athena. Where else, but at the auditions for L.A. Clippers Spirit, the dance team for talented...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Justin Bieber, Kylie Jenner, Jim Bob Duggar, Miley Cyrus,...
Huffington Post – Halle-Loo, Bieber’s Goin Back Up North Looks like that “Sorry” track was a little late, since Justin Bieber has run out of chances. In a press release issued yesterday from the White...
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Fuller House Recap: School Daze
Hi, Trashiis! Here we go, episode 4! We open with Stephanie presumably feeding the baby. He is tricking Stephanie into looking up. It’s played for laughs, but it’s hard to lower the bar for Stephanie’s...
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Dance Moms Recap: Bowie’s Still Dancing. Except He Isn’t. He’s Dead.
Heya Trashies! Technically I was supposed to pick this up last week, but a I had a calamitous convergence of circumstances (say that three times). Cutting it short, the highlight was a case of cat...
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Party Down South Recap: Bubba and Martha (Episode 10)
Oh my dear sweet Mattie! You stand by your men, have a smoking body and, when not drinking, can sometimes make sense. And most importantly, you mean well…despite your batshit eruptions. And these are...
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The Amazing Race Episode 6 Recap: “Let The Good Times Roll”
Basketball shmasketball, let’s get back to our regular TV schedule, shall we? TAR is back with leg 6 in a raaaace around the world. Previously the teams were in the breathtakingly gorgeous French Alps,...
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RuPaul Recap: SNATCH GAME, Weapons of Ass Destruction, and Nancy Disgrace
Welcome Queens to this year’s SNATCH GAME!! I can’t wait to see Derrick take on the controversial role of Scheana Shay!! The episode begins with her pissing us off in her bra. Throwing shade at BOB...
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Love and Hip Hop-Atlanta Recap: I’ve Built You a Nest
Hello Trashies, and welcome to the Love and Hip Hop Atlanta recap. Tonight was the season premier, and it was chock full of new characters and the same old bullshit we’ve come to expect from the...
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RHOA Recap: Season 8 Reunion Part 3
Dear Bravo, can every reunion start and end with episode 3? Please and Thank You. This episode covered and re-covered anything that was relevant this season. Let’s not waste any time; I think I hear...
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Real Housewives of Potomac Finale Recap: Come to Jesus
“The time has come,” the Housewives said, “To talk of many things: Of Blacks — and Whites — and bi-racials Of Jewesses — and rings — And why Charrisse drinks like a fish — And whether Michael swings.”...
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Thicker Than Water: 7 Years Since I Got Busted for My Brothel
Greetings Trash-Talkers! Welcome to Thicker Than Water. This show is one of the biggest messess on television and I can’t wait to sit in disbelief that these people are even real. I confess that I did...
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Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 3 Recap: The Unsinkable Auntie Barbie
Hey Trashies! It’s time for part 3 of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion Trilogy, let’s beat this dead horse one last time! But first, a shout out to our lovely @ItsTurtleTime… you know what they say about...
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The Next 15 Recap: Reunion Part 1
Apparently there is a new rule in Reality TV that if you’re going to have a show with an ensemble cast, you must, MUST also have a reunion show. Now, I understand the thought process behind this....
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Erika Jayne’s New Song Leak: I Don’t Give a F**K!
Erika Jayne from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills released a snippet of a video for her new song “I Don’t Give a Fuck”. It’s kinda Gwen Stefani in ten years with additional vagina scratching and a...
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RHOBH Recap: Hagspiracy Theories
If you guys haven’t seen Erika Jayne pretending she’s Gwen Stefani while sucking a lolly, scratching her crotch and trying to convince us that her vagina still works like it did twenty years ago, check...
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