Welcome Queens to this year’s SNATCH GAME!! I can’t wait to see Derrick take on the controversial role of Scheana Shay!! The episode begins with her pissing us off in her bra.
Throwing shade at BOB while standing in front of the mirror that she will soon write goodbye on.
RuPaul comes in wearing rainbow chevron (and a hat) and tells us it’s time for #SnatchGame! Acid Betty decides to do Nancy Grace and I already know it’s going to be bad. Robbie Turner is going to be someone we’ve all never heard of, and Bob has several options to choose from and all of them are winners. Personally I hope he goes with Uzo. Also, why is Acid Betty not going as ANY CHARACTER from American Horror Story Freakshow??
Ru begins his walk through and starts off with ChiChi telling us she’s going to be Eartha Kitt and we hear the infamous “Okay, how are you going to make her funny?” red flag. You think Gigi Hadid knows who that is? But it probably isn’t as bad as Derrick telling Ru his idea. Either Britney or…. Laura Bell Bundy’s character “a black girl trapped in a white body” which caused ChiChi, and America, to make this face.
Welcome to Snatch Game!!!!!
God, I hope Thorgy does well as MJ! Seems like she could have chosen something better, but we shall see. The makeup is perfect, that CONTOUR!
The question is: How big is your ____ ?
I’ve had my tv paused for about 5 minutes laughing at Kim’s answer and hopefully my new nickname. Kim is SURPRISING me by doing a made up character and it’s good so far!!
Eartha Kitt’s answer was “big hairy balls”, and then she suddenly HAD a ball and told Ru “Geeeettt yaaahhrr mind ouutaa tha guttaaaah” BITCH HAD A PROP READY!! AcidWash’s reply was “bunions”…. and nobody laughed. I love it. Tiffany’s answer was “clock”. Eh, okay. Better than bunions.
Next question: “The big bad wolf is a drag queen. Instead of huffing and puffing and blowing, she ____ the house down.”
Michael Jackson answers- “Take a long nap in a big bed with everyone they know” HAHAHHAAH it’s good to know we can all make jokes about Michael Jackson
Robbie’s answer is “vogue”….. okay.
Eartha Kitt says she licks the house down. And then starts giving herself a bath by licking her leg. Lol what. Acidwash is pissed that someone got a laugh.
Britney said she “reads” the house down…? You think Britney can read? Her answer wasn’t funny but she is actually making some good jokes.
Bob basically wrote a poem for her answer and I cannot get over her DELIVERY. She is incredible.
Hi Suz I will be your wife
Next Question: Instead of her flag, Lady Bunny hangs her ___ out the window? These questions are ridiculous.
Michael Jakcson says she hangs her Blanket out the window, then brings out a baby doll covered in a Blanket. She is making MJ about as funny as MJ can be… I wish she had done someone better! Cmon girl I am rooting for you so hard! She has those movements down.
Tiffany’s answer is not worth commenting on. Basic. What’s worth commenting on? Kim Chi’s reaction to it.
BASIIIIIIIIC
HOLD UP HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED BEFORE??? BOB CHANGED CHARCTER. NOT WIG, CHARACTER. She is now Carol Channing. Oh my god. Legendary.
Question: Sally the Supermodel is so lactose intolerant, when photographers say “Cheese”, she ____?
Nancy Grace’s answer is Amber Alert, the same thing I just sent out for her sense of humor she occasionally seemed to have in previous episodes. I’m honestly surprised she is doing so terribly. I can’t stand her, but I thought she would be the one we hated but she was grand enough to somehow make it far in the game. I’m pleasantly surprised to see her fail. Robbie Turnter also sucks, but I just laughed like a monster when she blew smoke in Acid’s face.
Britney said Oops I did it again. By this she means give an answer that isn’t funny, and then a one liner that makes us laugh. What?
Boring Robbie’s answer is that she pops a pill. These might be funny if anyone knew who the fuck she was trying to be. Thank god, Carol Channing interrupts. Cut to Acid Wash looking pissed. I have barely even thought about Carol Channing in my lifetime but that doesn’t even matter if you’re Bob, betch is still making me laugh.
RuPaul too, in fact I think the veins in his head are about to explode all over Tiffany New Boring Pollard! Or wait, maybe he looks so happy because CHARO JUST SHOWED UP??? What the HELL is this show.
Alright it’s time to put together our Madonna looks! Acid is opening up to Betty about how Brooklyn drag scene doesn’t accept her…making because you are constantly shitting on them? You’ve done it several times on this show alone. Um. Thorgy is sweet and listens intently while turning herself into her annoying orange cosplay.
The annoying Thorange.
Btw Thorgy I don’t think you’re annoying I love you. Thorgy is like mkay, a perfect opportunity to tell the world how cool I am! She tells us that she’s also a musician, a trained violinist, and I care so much. I want to see Thorgy and her Thorchestra. Would pay. Please.
Weekly screengrab of Kim Chi getting ready.
Naomi does that thing where she asks someone a question only so she can answer it yourself.
Naomi: Hey Bob, do you have any siblings?
Bob: Yeah, I have to brothers. You?
Naomi: I have 18 brothers and 14 sisters, actually. I was adopted. Into a very Christian family. My struggles growing up such as…. But my mom is the best.
Here’s what everyone looks like in their Madonna runway outfit.
Thorgy: Mrs. Meers from Thoroughly Modern Millie.
Kim Chi: Mrs. Meers from Thoroughly Modern Millie.
Derrick: Mrs. Meers from Thoroughly Modern Millie.
Naomi Smells: Mrs. Meers from Thoroughly Modern Millie.
Acid Wash: Doesn’t know how pregnancy works.
Robbie Turner: Where are the roller skates this week?
Chi Chi: Who woulda thunk that doing the most famous Madonna look would make you stand out the most? Embrace the basic.
Bob the drag queen: Bob the girl scout. Fav look so far.
After seeing the words “Nothing Really Matters” on my screen so many times, I’m sitting here humming Bohemian Rhapsody. Curse you all.
Yet again it comes down to “Thorgy, we loved you. Bob you win.” I think Bob deserved the win but that’s gotta hurt. Acidwash is up for elimination and says “Snatch Game sucks”. Okay. Shut the fuck up. Naomi Smells is also up for elimination. Here we GO!
Naomi strips into just a bra and underwear while Acid Betty is pregnant. Acid kicks that “kimono” off the stage so the bitch freezes to death. Acid Betty starts acting like she is giving birth at the end and it was the only slightly interesting thing about the lipsync. RuPaul decides that Naomi Smells gets to stay!!! Alright I hate Acid Betty but damn I think she’s probably got more to give than Naomi???? Acid sucks but she ain’t basic. I’m very surprised at this. But like I said, I hate Acid so I’ll live. Just did not expect her to leave so soon.
See ya, girl.
I would call this a successful Snatch Game and it only took me two and a half hours to write about it. Thank you for reading, plleeeeease leave your thoughts in the comments! Who are we going to hate now?!
LOVE YOU GUYS, KAT