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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Remember the Time
Hi, Trashies. It’s week three here on Dancing with the Stars. You know what that means! Let’s break out the sob story and do the Most Memorable Year dances! First up, it’s Ginger and Val with a...
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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Back to School, Back to School
Previously on Teen Mom 2: Jenelle and her man of the week fought a lot (and we get a magnificent refresher of Nathan’s tears). Leah inexplicably managed to keep custody of her girls despite being on...
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Southern Charm Recap: The [Same] Old Craig
Well well well-fucking-well. Here we are again my lovelies! Yes, MissKitty is back to report and recap this wondrous passel of nincompoops known as the denizens of Southern Charm. MissKitty is a HUGE...
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Better Call Saul Recap: Chuck Still Sucks
Hey, Trashfolks. Another week, another episode of Better Call Saul, another reminder that no matter how awful people like Tio Salamanca, Howard Hamlin or Cliff Main are, Chuck McGill will forever and...
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L.A. Clippers Dance Squad Ep 4 Recap: Broken China
Hello Trash Talkers! I’m hoping you didn’t slack off and miss the latest ep, because it looks like E! is getting it right with this one. The show’s star has crossed over from annoyingly vapid...
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The Walking Dead Recap: The Way the World Ends
Sigh. Hey trash bags. You already know. If you have ever read my posts before, you already know pretty much exactly what I’m going to say about this piece of shit episode. I’m gonna say it anyway. Hey,...
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RHONY Recap: Start Spreading the Booze
Why didn’t anyone warn me? I feel like at any moment cartoon grade smoke is going to come out of my keyboard as I attempt to keep up with Bethenny alone. She said more in the first five minutes of the...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Jennifer Anniston, Louis Tomlinson, Hilary Duff, Melissa...
People – OMG Jennifer Anniston Eats Carbs Jennifer Anniston, cool girl, chill bitch, admits that her husband Justin Theroux reintroduced her to pasta. Damn, Jen! What’s next? Wine coolers? Porn?...
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Dance Moms Recap: This screams Micheal Jackson. I don’t know in which...
Hiya Trashies! Dance Moms once again looms large on the horizon like a giant Zeppelin made of Middle Aged woman’s tears and resentments. I also promise to try and spell Ashlee’s name right this week,...
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The Amazing Race Episode 7 Recap: “Welcome to Bloody Fingers 101″
Previously, teams baked lavash bread with friendly Albanian ladies and last-to-the-mat Team Heartthrob was excited to learn that it wasn’t the end of the leg and they were still racing. Continuing to...
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Mother/Daughter Experiment Recap: Prayer Warrior
Welcom back to the Mother/Daughter Tragedy! I’m not even going to waste a second with some kind of introduction because nor did the producers. We pick up in the middle of Krista and Courtney’s big...
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Survivor Kaoh Wrong Way to Tribal Council
Hola Jewpacamigos! Hope all you fabulous Trashtalkers had a great week! I know I did. There was a food truck rally in town so I shoved my face full of delicious terrible for you food. That being said,...
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Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion Part I: The Horseless Carousel
Well Trashcrabs, here we are. At the end of a dusty road, staring into the abyss of uncharted wilderness. A frontier we must seize through tireless arguments and futile attempts to reconcile. Welcome...
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Shahs of Sunset Recap: There will be cake
They’re BAAAAACK!!! It had been far too long since I had heard the sweet sounds of the Shahs of Sunset theme song, who am I kidding I listened to it on youtube like a week ago. Has anyone ever seen the...
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Party Down South Recap: Last Call (SERIES FINALE) episode 11
We have traveled many miles, tripped down many roads, and got it going so many different ways. We have seen debauchery, degradation, Daddy, and other detrimental decisions. And now, it is all over....
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The Next 15 Recap: Reunion Part 2
We made it. The final episode of the first (and I’m assuming only) season of The Next 15. When I first heard about this show being produced, I wasn’t sure what I was going to be watching, but I...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Jessica Biel, Screech, Vince Neil, Stacey Dash, Jason Momoa
Celebitchy – Star: Jessica Biel’s Au Fudge Eatery Is a Boozy, Unhygienic Mess With Bad Food Is anyone really surprised that wooden has-been, Biel’s restaurant is an epic flop? This is the problem with...
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LHHA Recap-The TMI Edition
Ahhh! My God. All of these people are terrible. I can’t believe I volunteered to recap these fools. So let’s get right into this shit, because the producers certainly wasted no time throwing us into...
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Dancing with the Stars Recap: The Happiest Ballroom On Earth
Hi, Trashies. So, I’m still ridiculously happy that Mischa is gone. I got so many texts last week from my friends who were also thrilled that she’s no longer complaining on TV each week. With that,...
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Thicker Than Water: My Mother is Like a Period
Welcome back to Thicker than Water, Trashies! And speaking of trashy… let’s jump into this insane show. The eldest daughters have escaped the house. The father calls his children juveniles, either to...
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