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The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Keep the Jesus Juice Flowing
If you thought there were too many reality shows about grown women bickering at dinner parties with people they barely know, Bravo clearly hasn’t been listening to you, and thank Jesus and his juice...
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RuPaul’s Drag Race Recap: Little Witches, Kisses and Anal
Hi Queens, and welcome back! We begin, as always, mourning the queen we just lost, briefly, before Britney starts some shit. Also Naomi Smells is an idiot because she doesn’t understand that wearing...
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Munchurian Candidate
A lot is going to have to happen on this season finale of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to make it worth our time. I’m doubtful, but even the most horrible human beings have a shred of hope and...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Jared Leto, Justin Bieber, Willow Smith, Rob Kardashian, AMC...
Celebitchy – Jared Leto Sent His Suicide Squad Costars Used Condoms & Sticky Playboys In Jared Leto is an HR nightmare news…ew, just EW! I don’t read the comics but I’m pretty sure there is no...
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Total Divas Recap: One Dick in the City of Love
Greetings Trashies! I am back from vacation and ready to dish about my divas. Last week, we learned of a sad secret from Paige’s past, a family struggle Alicia is going through and Rosa’s feelings...
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Southern Charm Recap: Dinner Party Debut
Greetings! MissKitty here to recap the second episode of Southern Charm; it’s most eventful. Cam throws her very first dinner party that is actually devoid of “Gas Station Food”, Shep has a date with...
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Fuller House Recap: Sad Trombone
Hi, Trashiis! It’s been a little while since my last Fuller House recap. Now that I’m doing both Fuller House and Teen Mom 2, I’m trying to get my writing schedule in order. Also, I needed a small...
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RHONY Recap: How Nair You
Last week, Bethenny and Ramona talked really fast. Carole talked really slow. Dorinda talked about John. Luann and Sonja talked about railroad fellatios. Jules talked to her kids but they didn’t...
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Better Call Saul Recap: Oh … Jimmy
Hey, Trash. This was an eventful week, and not necessarily a good one, so let’s just get into the previouslies. Jimmy took his cocobolo desk back to the ABQ. Kim went all Helen Reddy and roared. Chuck...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Lance Bass, Zac Brown, Liam Hemsworth, Gwyneth Paltrow, Eva...
D-Listed – Cry Me A River Former N*Sync kewtie Lance Bass admitted on the Khloe Kardashian Cirkle Jerk Hour (aka Kocktails with Khloe) that he wasn’t invited to the $6.5 million celebration of merged...
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Dance Moms Recap: I can’t parent the cashcow and the spare all at once, so...
Hi Trashies! The sharper amongst you will have noticed today is not Thursday. Kimmy Schmidt Unbreakable season 2. That’s the downside of addictive bingewatching, you lose two days and then have to...
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The Amazing Race Episode 8 Recap: “I Have a Wedgie and a Half (Dubai)”
Welcome back TAR Trashies! I’m not digging the nickname TySea (Tyler + Seacrest). And while I like Torey, a nickname other sites use, I want my readers to know I never look at other recaps before or...
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Survivor Kaoh Wrong: 50 Shades of Beige
Hello everyone!! I have emerged from my Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt binge (best B-day gift ever) to finally recap some Survivor!!! Last time on Survivor, the producers attempted to convince us that...
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L.A. Clippers Dance Squad Ep 5 Recap: Fired!
Hello Trash Talkers! Last week, the dancers chosen to perform in China left for their trip. Unfortunately, the rookies were forced to attend a sadistic slumber party first. Then it was off to China,...
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Mother/Daughter Experiment Recap: Natalie Unchained, and Josie’s Bazaar
WEEK 6! Everyone seems to be in a somewhat better place… and then we have Courtney and Krista. There just isn’t a way to fix this I don’t think. Apparently Josie IS trying to be the next Gigi Hadid,...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Kylie Jenner, Axl Rose, Kanye West, Taylor Swift, Beyoncé
People – Literally It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year So Don’t Be Fucking Rude Children of the new millennium, rejoice, for Coachella is upon us. This two-week festival of flowers, vapes and...
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Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion Part THE END: Charrisse Rising
Oh my god, Trashcrabs. I can’t. I’m so tired. We’re so close. I’m dying to be done with this. There’s so much I want to wash myself of. Would you mind terribly if we skipped the foreplay this evening?...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Emilia Clarke, Prince Harry, Mariah Carey, Robson Green,...
E! Online – Emilia Clarke Wants to #FreeTheP on Game of Thrones I hear you, Khaleesi. This is a 2016 issue that I can get hard for. However, lets be honest we want to free good peen, not Long Dong...
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Thicker Than Water: You Shouldn’t Smoke Weed Around the Baby
“She was riding my daddy’s dick, that’s something I can’t do.” That’s how people talk on this show. Welcome back to Thicker than Water, the show where you can see a former brothel-owner and a new...
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The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Mad Hatters
Where do I even begin? We’re only on the second episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas, and I’ve already heard Brandi talk about poop more times than I even care to try and count. I’d be perfectly...
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