Celebitchy – Jared Leto Sent His Suicide Squad Costars Used Condoms & Sticky Playboys
In Jared Leto is an HR nightmare news…ew, just EW! I don’t read the comics but I’m pretty sure there is no version of the Joker that acts like a sexually inappropriate perv (correct me if I’m wrong Trashmii, if in the comics the Joker plays secret Santa with his crusty jizz). Warner Bros. marketing is clearly worried about bad reviews, so their strategy is “Jared Leto is gross!” pay attention to us, please.
The Hollywood Sigh – Justin Bieber: Artistic Genius
Just when you begin to think that the Biebs can’t do it all, he goes and surprises you with his mad Crayola skills. I’d say to give him a gold star, but that’s not bling enough, give him a glitter star AND a Lisa Frank unicorn. This masterpiece is going up on his mom’s fridge.
E! Online – Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna Celebrate Their Engagement With Cake at An NYC Strip Club
Klassy Kouple, Rob and Blac Chyna show us how to do an engagement party right. Lap dances for everybody! No word on whether the cake was cream-filled, but I’ll be it was sticky and tasted like Summer’s Eve and broken dreams.
Dlisted – Aspiring Scientist Willow Smith Talks Stars and MIT With Teen Vogue
Celeb kids get the best weed, man. I guess all that “whipping her hair back and forth” made Willow a genius or some shit, because Neil Degrasse-Tyson has got nothing on the love child of Isaac Newton and Leeloo from the Fifth Element, here.
Sounds about right
TMZ – John Cusack Says Woman Threatened To Curse His Penis
Sorry, John, but this dick curse is payback for The Raven.
Perez Hilton – AMC Theatres Considers Allowing Texting During Movies To Appease Millenials
I’m going to angrily tweet my outrage about this! Yeah, letting assholes that were born in 1993 text is totally going to cause the sale of movie tickets to rocket. NOT. It might be that it costs more to go for a night out at the movies than it does to have a couple of drinks at Happy Hour everyday for a week. Alcohol wins every time because it makes lives better, whereas a $7 Icee will just cause my tongue to turn blue with shame.