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RHOBH Reunion: Hagchella Part One
Welcome to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion, or as I like to call it: Hagchella, a month long festival of hags making up stupid nonsensical shit to fight about for airtime! This past week,...
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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Ch-ch-ch-changes
This has been the week from hell. I’m so grateful to just be able to sit down and write. This is the Switch Up week which means no one goes home. Maks is also the guest judge which is weird because...
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Better Call Saul Recap: That’s the End?
Hey, Trashies! Another season has ended and all that’s left is to curse the name Vince Gilligan because, DOOD! Don’t be like Terence Winter, Vince. Before we get to that, previously … Chuck sucked....
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TrashTalkCeleb: Nick Carter, Pizza Kisses, James Franco, Jennifer Aniston,...
Starcasm – Nick Carter and Wife Welcome Their First Backstreet Baby Boy In “Celebrities Hate Their Babies News,” erstwhile Backstreet Boy, Nick Carter has a bouncing baby boy who he has named Odin...
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Southern Charm Recap: Po-loh No!
Hello dears! Ready for Southern Charm? Me either, but let’s do it anyway. First I have to give a shout out to my commenters—from the snark on display (that gif of the Cuntess was everything and more)...
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Teen Mom 2 Recap: #Selfie
Previously on Teen Mom 2: Adam is still a deadbeat dad. Nathan “kidnaps” his son to Boston, where his new lady is from. Kailyn, Jo, and Vee agree to be on the same team (for the moment). Vee has her...
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Total Divas Recap: Bulges and Babies
OMG, the finale of “Total Divas” …it happened with literally no climax. We pick up in Paris where Nattie is just trying to have a nice dinner, but stupid ol’ goldie is sending her emo emojis about her...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Prince, 1958-2016
CNN – Prince, 1958-2016 Yesterday, the world learned what it truly sounds like when doves cry as Prince Rogers Nelson was found dead in an elevator at his Paisley Park studio. Prince was a legend: a...
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RHONY Recap: Peeping John
Last week, Luann and Sonja raided craft services so they could have food in the house. Ramona and Dorinda recreated that Marilyn Monroe vent picture except they had on black. And Ben Gay. The ladies...
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Fuller House Recap: Too Much Lucha
Hi Trashiis! I hope you are mentally prepared for this episode, because it is a doozy! I was barely able to get through it, and I am duty-bound to recap it for you. Anyway, on to the recap! Kimmy and...
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L.A. Clippers Dance Squad Ep6 Recap: Tears and Jesus Juice
Hello Trash Talkers! Last week, Athena was ripped off the team and hurled back to the Land of Nobodies. Her mother one fan ranted in cyber, begging for a spin-off. So… does this mean she’s gone...
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The Amazing Race Episode 9 Recap: “Salt That Sand!”
Hello my Trashies, I hope you’re enjoying this lovely spring weather. Previously on TAR, teams were racing camels in Dubai and Team Heartthrob was saved by a NEL. Last leg’s mat order: 1. Frisbee...
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Million Dollar Listing New York Premiere Recap: Basketball and Apple Pie-in’
Hey Trashies! Welcome to season 5 of Million Dollar Listing New York. I’m honored to be your recapper, and very much looking forward to covering this season with you! Let’s just jump right in, shall...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Ariel Winter, Game of Thrones, Lil’ Kim, Kate Hudson, 50 Cent
TMZ – Never Not A Good Time To Write About Underboob Dude, were you at Coachella bra? Dannnnnnnk bra. That means a) I hate you, and b) perchance you spied a fair maiden what calls herself Ariel Winter,...
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Survivor Kaoh wRong: How About that Awkward Stare-Down Though?
Hey Survivorheads, Jewps here, recapping another installment of Toddlers on an Island aka Survivor Kaoh Rong. So, I put this off a little too much because I’m in Debbie withdrawl. Last week, the...
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Shahs of Sunset Recap: Forgive or Forget?
Hey remember that show Forgive or Forget hosted by the one and only Mother Love? Probably not. Basically the concept was two former friends meet up to decide if they should forgive each other or forget...
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Game of Thrones Recap: Catching Up
Welcome back, trashies! I know it feels like freakin’ forever since we were left sprawled helplessly across eleven cliffhangers, but in George R.R. Martin time, it’s only been like three chicken-pecks...
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Mother/Daughter Experiment Recap: We got Trouble that starts with T that...
Hello trashies and trashas, thank you so much for taking a break from the facebook debates about meaningless things such as politics, human rights, or beyonce, and heading over here for some real shit....
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The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Relationship Breakdowns
Whenever a new franchise of The Real Housewives begins, I’m always waiting for the episode that will set into motion the fights and alliances we’ll be watching for the rest of the season. This was...
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RuPaul’s Drag Race Recap: Don’t you SeDAREis, Mommy Issues, When’s Dinner?
Hi trashers! I’m currently under a tornado warning and my wifi connection is sketchy, but I’m here. And for some reason, so is Derrick Barry. Last week we suffered a tragic loss, and Thorgy left a...
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