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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hagchella Part 2
Welcome back to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Hagchella Part 2! It’s like the real Coachella, but Sia doesn’t show up dressed like a black and white cookie to give Yolanda Lymeabetes. Yolanda...
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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Isn’t It Iconic, Don’t You Think?
Hi, Trashies! After last week’s nobody-goes-home-because-it’s-the-switch-up-week lack of elimination, I’m ready to see Doug someone go home! This week, the stars will be recreating famous and iconic...
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Reign Recap: The Wig is Up
Just the other day I had my rat stick in tow and was ready to do some run of the mill vermin smashing when I stumbled upon a swarm of the devils munching on the remains of what I can only assume was a...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Jay Z, Priyanka Chopra, Chrissy Teigen, Shia LaBeouf, Miley...
TMZ – Jay Z Is a Puff Daddy, Smoking Cigars Through the Becky Buzz Hell yeah, Jay Z is puffing on a sweet, sweet Cuban. Sure, Queen Bey squeezed his balls in public to make some bitter lemonade, but...
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Southern Charm Recap: Flamin-YOU-gotta GO
Good day Charm fans! Are you ready for another week of drama? Me too! This week is the infamous Flamingo Party. We actually skip at least a few of the cliche “wake up in Charleston” scenes to see an...
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RHONY Recap: Avoid and Conquer
Last week, Bethenny verbally decapitated John. John kept talking to Dorinda like he was an extra in Back to the Future. Sonja and Luann continued their sad reboot of Kate & Allie and Dorinda broke...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Gigi Hadid, Scott Disick, Brooklyn Decker, Avatar, Birthday...
TMZ – OMG Gigi How Could You Gigi Hadid, new legal drinker, daughter of intercontinental Lemon n’ Lymeaid peddler, and all around fembot, hosted her 21st birthday party in LA last night. She invited...
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Thicker than Water: Daddy I am so TOTALLY having a baby
Welcome back, Trashies. Thicker than Water continues to be the bald-headed-stepchild of Bravo and has only random episodes very inconsistently added to the Bravo website for viewing. Do the executive...
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Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: The Houseguys Get Real
Greetings, Trashies! Here we are, at the second installment of MDLNY, and things are already cranked up to a rolling boil. Let’s just jump right in, shall we? We open where we left off last week, with...
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The Amazing Race Episode 10 Recap: “Monkey Dance!”
Trashies, our favorite raaaace around the world is almost over. I’m liking this season and glad to see some order shuffling (except for consistently-in-2nd Burn Ash). Physically strong Frisbee have...
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L.A. Clippers Dance Squad Ep 7 Recap: The Crapfest Continues
Hello Trash Talkers! We are down to two episodes. I think at this point, we can agree that this PR attempt by The L.A. Clippers was an epic fail. Remember way back, when Hannah explained the...
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Survivor Kaoh wRong: Birth of the Godfather
Hey Trashionistas!!!! Hope everyone had a great week. Thank you all again for all the positive thoughts and laughs over the past couple days. They were much needed and appreciated by the whole...
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Dance Moms Recap: Maturity, class, sophistication. They lack all of them.
Heya Trashies! This week’s pre-finale episode is ‘Mini Madness’, and it certainly lives up to that name. It isn’t new recruits like I thought last week, its the return of (some) of the mini-team. Minus...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Tallulah Willis, Prince, Princess Charlotte, the Biebers,...
Fish Wrapper – This Is My Nightmare … that Tallulah Willis, who hasn’t really done anything in life but manage to be born to famous, outstandingly wealthy people, is taking pictures of me and my fatass...
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Shahs of Sunset Recap: Gone Camping!
Grab your rolling suitcase, your liquid poop, and your largest samurai sword, because the Shahs are going camping! Yes my faithful fans our pals went camping this weekend and it involved prayer...
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Fuller House Recap: Ramona’s Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Birthday
Hi, Trashiis! I hope you didn’t think I forgot y’all. I am excited, because I’m officially on the downhill end of this show. After today, I just have six more to go! It can’t get much worse than last...
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Recap LHHA: Going to the Blogs
This week’s love and Hip Hop drops us right into the middle of a confrontation, so let’s go. Joseline is sitting at a bar with Karlie and waving some envelope over Karlie’s head. Joseline threatens...
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Out With the Old, In With the New
Welcome back K-fans. Are you ready for another exciting season? Sure hope so. And I sure hope it gets better than this episode – this one was a real snoozer. Miss Ellie could hardly get off the sofa...
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RuPaul’s Drag Race Recap: Fried Chicken Butthole
Warning: This is going to be a short recap because this episode was more boring than the people who were offended by Larry Wilmore at the correspondent’s dinner. Final four! This is it! And...
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The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: LeeAnne Loses It
I’m really not sure what we’ve done to deserve this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas, but I am so thankful to God (and to Andy Cohen) for bestowing it upon us. I’ll admit that this week...
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