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Game of Thrones Recap: Dog Days
Previously on GoT… Jon Snow got mutinied to death; his last remaining allies are bunkered up with his corpse, and refuse to surrender to Alliser Thorne; they promise to call in two secret weapons:...
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Teen Mom 2 Recap: If the Editors Can Work Drunk, So Can I
Hi Trashiis! I must confess, this recap was one of the hardest to write. There was some confusion with the double episode they did, and either I switched the order I was supposed to watch them in, or...
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RHONY Recap: Anorexia Verbosa
Last week, we got to see what a Hamptons McMansion looks like after the Hamburglar ransacks it. Bethenny hosted a BBQ filled with more pork than Sonja and Luann’s bedrooms. Luann hula hooped hoping to...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Kristen Bell & Mila Kunis, J-Woww, Victoria Beckham, Sister...
Huffington Post – We Didn’t Ask for This Ellen Some beautiful people went on Ellen today to talk about their sex lives while “a friend of mine” sat in her cubicle and fantasized about all the...
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Game of Thrones Recap: Dog Days
Previously on GoT… Jon Snow got mutinied to death; his last remaining allies are bunkered up with his corpse, and refuse to surrender to Alliser Thorne; they promise to call in two secret weapons:...
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RHOBH Reunion: Hagchella Part Three
I had a dream that I was being suffocated in my sleep. I opened my eyes but couldn’t see through the pasty white flesh. It will all be worth it if I just make it through this. I’m choking now. Is there...
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Below Deck Mediterranean: Who’s DTF for Ben?
Hello Trashies! Oh man, a spinoff of “Below Deck” is a god send and I am so excited to get to know these crew members (maids)! First off, not having Captain Lee around is a down right tragedy and this...
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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Didn’t We Do This Last Week?
Hi, Trashies. So, last week was iconic dances night and tonight is icon night. They’re really running low on ideas this season, huh? I feel like Jodie has been the first dancer a lot this season....
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Southern Charm Recap: Shep-ic Fail
Well howdy! Ready to dissect Shep’s horrible birthday party? I am! First, I must give props to my amazing commenters. You all seriously bring it every week!! This week Laaahahahahandon shits the bed,...
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Teen Mom 2 Recap: If the Editors Can Work Drunk, So Can I
Hi Trashiis! I must confess, this recap was one of the hardest to write. There was some confusion with the double episode they did, and either I switched the order I was supposed to watch them in, or...
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Reign Recap: So Many Strings Attached
Women are always told that we’re the ones who get attached, that we can’t separate sex from emotion or logic from romance. I see your “scientific studies” about “oxytocin” and raise you an indisputable...
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Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Recap (Episode 1)
Hello Paupers! How was everyone’s poor existence since we last met? Oh, don’t remember me? I am a snooty rich person and I am here in my caviar encrusted Lincoln Town Car quaffing buckets of champagne....
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L.A. Clippers Dance Squad Finale Recap: Last Dance, Last Chance
Hello Trash Talkers! Here we are at our final recap. Did Clippers Spirit kill it or die a painful reality TV death? Let’s recap the finale first, then trash the season. If you missed last week’s ep...
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Thicker Than Water: Forcing a Family to Exercise
Welcome back to Thicker Than Water, trashies. This family gets both less and more interesting each episode at the same time. How is that possible? Are they all anti-matter? Last week on the trainwreck:...
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Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Ain’t Buyin’ It, Baby
Hey Trashies! Happy to see me? I thought so… Here we are at episode 3 of MDLNY, and the fur is flying around Gotham like a bobcat vortex in a wind tunnel. Let’s get right to it, shall we? We open with...
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Dance Moms Recap : Fuck the disabled kid, it should be about my daughters.
Heya Trashies! So its the last we’ll see of Melissa this week. Until next week’s reunion of course. Possibly she’ll come limping back later as well, who knows. She leaves us as model of self-restraint...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Brie Larson, Lamar Odom, Jenna Bush Hager, Kendall Jenner, Coco
Huffington Post – Piece of Cheese Engaged to Singer Award-winning wheel of cheese Brie Larson is engaged to her longtime beau, Alex Greenwald. Greenwald is the lead singer of a band called Ghost World....
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Survivor Koah (w)Rong: Grumpy Old Man Syndrome
Hello Survivor Trashies!!!! Hope everyone had a great week. I had like 8 bagillion birthday parties to go to this weekend so it feels like I’m nursing a week long hangover. Ugh. I probably just didn’t...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Kim Kardashian, Kim Zolciak, Sophie Turner, Kaley Cuoco,...
Celebitchy – Kim Kardashian Would Be a “Forensic Investigator” If She Wasn’t Famous I would totally buy Kim as a “forensic investigator” if she were starring in CSI: Butt-Play Squad. Oh Kim, just...
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians: A New York Family Affair
Hello K-fans! Welcome back to another adventure in K-fantasy land. This episode is all about Kim coming out (as a blonde no less) after Baby Saint’s birth, Lamar coming out after almost dying in a...
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