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Shahs of Sunset Recap: We’re having a GG-Vention!
When we last left our Shahs they had been kidnapped by a samurai sword fighter, forced into a 1996 Winnabego, and driven to the wilderness by an inept driver…ok most of this is true, because if you...
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Game of Thrones Recap: Wind-breaker
The Wall We open with heavy breathing in the dark. And not the fun kind. Well, kind of the fun kind, since it’s Jon Stark, waking up Stark-nekkid. happy mother’s day! But less fun, since he’s being...
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The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Brandi Has A Husband?
Let’s just dive right on in to this week’s episode. We pick up where we left off last week with LeeAnne emptying her glass of champagne onto the ground, and then breaking her champagne glass. LeeAnne...
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Southern Charm Recap: Tastes Like Humiliation
Greetings all! This week, I can’t lie—I feel pretty cruddy. I don’t know if it’s the weather (Northern Virginia has forgotten where it is on the globe and thinks it’s Spokane, Washington, or other...
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The Amazing Race Episode 11 Recap: “That’s Money, Honey”
Lucky me got to spend a week in the exciting city of San Francisco, home of sourdough bread and Rice-a-Roni. I didn’t do any sightseeing (boo work) but I loved being back in a busy and fun atmosphere....
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Below Deck Mediterranean: Shitfaced in Shitsburgh
Greetings Trashies! Let’s take a glorious trip down to the semen filled stew and catch up on this week’s “Below Deck Mediterranean.” We pick up with the really heartbreaking struggle our white...
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Dancing With the Stars Recap: You Be the Judge
Hi, Trashies. This week, on Dancing with the Stars, we’re bringing back the whole America-as-the-fourth-judge thing they did a few seasons ago. Oh, and there’s also the judges-team-up-challenge where I...
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Fuller House Recap: Sofa King Boring
Hi, Trashiis! I think we’ve reached peak boring with this show. We are about to spend about one-third of this episode reminiscing about a sofa. Anyway, on to the recap! We open on Kimmy Gibbler,...
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Reign Recap: Catholic Guilt
What do you do when there’s a serial killer in your midst? Do you have a violent but darkly beautiful homoerotic love story with him despite his affinity for eating his victims? Do you try to teach him...
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RHONY Recap: Tipsy Turvy
Last week, Jules disclosed her eating disorder to everyone without eyes. Sonja found out she’s the town drunk. Luann was le coq-blocked by Bethenny and Dorinda thinks the women are jealous of the way...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Kim and Kanye, Kylie Jenner, the Osbournes, Michael Strahan,...
TMZ – Come Fly With Meeeeeeeee If you’ve got a spare ten G’s kicking around at the end of the month, because I don’t know I guess you’ve got a really good relationship with your Mint account, then you...
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The Bachelorette: Judging the Fresh Meat
Hi, Trashies! Have you missed me? More importantly, have you missed Chris Harrison? I know my Monday nights seem emptier without his brand of douchebaggery on my TV. When we last met, Caila was...
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The Amazing Race Episode 11 Recap: “That’s Money, Honey”
Lucky me got to spend a week in the exciting city of San Francisco, home of sourdough bread and Rice-a-Roni. I didn’t do any sightseeing (boo work) but I loved being back in a busy and fun atmosphere....
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Below Deck Mediterranean: Shitfaced in Shitsburgh
Greetings Trashies! Let’s take a glorious trip down to the semen filled stew and catch up on this week’s “Below Deck Mediterranean.” We pick up with the really heartbreaking struggle our white...
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Dancing With the Stars Recap: You Be the Judge
Hi, Trashies. This week, on Dancing with the Stars, we’re bringing back the whole America-as-the-fourth-judge thing they did a few seasons ago. Oh, and there’s also the judges-team-up-challenge where I...
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Fuller House Recap: Sofa King Boring
Hi, Trashiis! I think we’ve reached peak boring with this show. We are about to spend about one-third of this episode reminiscing about a sofa. Anyway, on to the recap! We open on Kimmy Gibbler,...
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Reign Recap: Catholic Guilt
What do you do when there’s a serial killer in your midst? Do you have a violent but darkly beautiful homoerotic love story with him despite his affinity for eating his victims? Do you try to teach him...
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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Court TV
Hi Trashiis! By some miracle, I am finally caught up with the show as of this recap. Starting next week, I am going back to one-episode recaps. I am sure you’ll all miss half of my amazing wit, but...
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Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: A Bridge Too Near
Hey Trashies! Here we are, at episode 4 already of this action-packed season of MDLNY. Let’s get right to it, shall we? We open with Luis telling Ronita he wants to create his own line of emoji. She...
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The Amazing Race Episode 12 (Finale) Recap: “The Only First That Matters”
It’s the TAR finale, Trashies! Our attractive social media stars have been to Mexico, Columbia (a TAR 1st), Switzerland, the gorgeous French Alps (where the Maroon girls tried to take Phil’s lunch),...
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