Greetings all! This week, I can’t lie—I feel pretty cruddy. I don’t know if it’s the weather (Northern Virginia has forgotten where it is on the globe and thinks it’s Spokane, Washington, or other places where it rains 172 days in a row) causing my allergies to spawn, or a cold, but either way, I feel like Craig’s voice manifested. My commenters did NOT disappoint this week. I’m laughing at “Paftan” still. I also loved the supposition that the spider appeared due to Kathryn’s lashes in Season one–good one! It actually appeared because I have been to South Carolina, and those fuckers are massive. I, in almost any scene where they are filming outside or in a basement, think about them to an unhealthy degree.
So it looks like this will be a Willy Loman-inspired episode, where pretty much all of our dipshits fail at simple work-tasks. Thomas, Whitney, and Kathryn have already kind of failed at life, so they don’t really count.
Sigh. Case Made For Me. Thanks
Onward!
Cam is trying to do some kind of yoga move in her bedroom, and of course falls over. I would accuse her of doing it deliberately to be adorable, but I think she’s just a klutz.
Namast-oops
Craig and Naomie wake up “cute” and In their messy house (no judgement here). Craig sneaks off to get Naomie’s pretty… ugly ring to surprise her.
Peek-a-boo! I see… Well I can’t see much; the room is too messy
Naomie spots it immediately, and asks “are you kidding?”
That’s what I’d be asking too, but for a different reason
Naomie tears up over the ring. Awww
Again, I’d be tearing up too. But again, for a different reason
Then Craig gives us a very big insight into his personality. He actually admits that a) he’s seen every romantic comedy and b) he wants to be “that guy” some day. Hahahaha Oh Craig.
“I want to be the fictional character that only exists in the mind of a hack screen writer”
They baby talk each other and then Craig says he has a meeting with JD and that he thinks JD is going to name him head of the bourbon division. Eh boy…
“Yaaaay! Delusion is fun!”
Next Cam is driving to her listing appointment.
Um. Yes please
She calls Shep to see his ETA, and Shep is just pulling in behind her, and it’s a big funny scene and…
Oh. Wait. He’s doing this. #GoGetter
Cam starts having anxiety.
Yeah… maybe it’s BEST you don’t have kids…
Shep is shown going out after the roller skating debacle and drinking it up. Cam hopes that he has done his homework on the house. Shep interviews that he’s a little hungover but admits that he’s always a little hungover.
Shep rehashes the party to a degree, bringing up Kathryn to Cam’s impatient face. Winning on this show simply for being able to read an audience, Shep quickly says he wants to stay out of it but still asks Cam about the lunch invitation. Cam doesn’t want the drama.
“We’re on the same cast of a reality show, but I prefer not to mix company”
Shep says it’s easier to take the high road and to say “yes” instead of “no” and then jokes that he keeps telling girls that and laughs.
Every week. Six for Six, this lanky lazy-ass makes me laugh
We next go to Kathryn’s to check in with her and… UGH. Kensie is having a bratty moment on the floor
MissKitty’s lifelong birth control
Kathryn interviews that she’s really discouraged, as she fixes a bottle for Kensie with her giant baby bump. I can’t believe she of all people is in charge of a squirmy running toddler and a helpless newborn. The same one who couldn’t be at a polo match without acting like she just found out earth was collapsing.
Um. At least she uses organic? I’m really trying
Then she finally does a SENSIBLE thing and calls the one person who matters and who is a true friend. She calls Elizabeth!!
“Mommy finally learned something” Also, I am sorry, but that kid is adorbs
Kathryn asks if she can come see Elizabeth, who couldn’t be sweeter or kinder and they set a time. Yay!!
Cam and Shep walk into the house for sale, and Cam reminds us of how “impordant” knowledge of history is when it comes to Charleston real estate. We flash back to season one, when she was just getting into the biz.
Um. Do you ever age?
David, the homeowner, ushers them in and
Um. Yes please. Again.
Cam and Shep sit out on the porch and Shep grabs the notebook to take notes. They quibble over the price; Cam thinks mid $700,00s and Shep thinks high $700,000s. I think I was surprised it’s actually not more expensive. Cam wins.