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Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Recap: Maid of Dishonor (episode 2)
Hello all you folks drowning in credit card debt and wearing an Hermes belt from two seasons ago. Don’t lie, I know they only made that garish turquoise color for resort ’14 and you probably got it...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Emilia Clarke, Sinead O’Connor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Janet...
EW – Good News Fellas Emilia Clarke got nekkid again on Game of Thrones last night! Without spoiling anything, suffice to say the scene was on FIRE (hahaha kill me) and the rumors about the contractual...
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Significant Others and Significant Brothers
Hello again K-fans. Welcome to another episode of the Krazy Kardashian Klan. In this episode we see Kourtney becoming (?) DIVA-ish, Rob getting his own house (compliments of Kris and Kompany),...
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Survivor Kaoh Rong: A Stupid Recap Episode Would Be Better Than This
Hey Survivor Trashies!!! Sorry it took so long for me to get up this recap. I honestly debated not even posting one because this episode was the most meh penultimate episode of all time. On a scale of...
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Shahs of Sunset Recap: Cat Scratch Fever
I think we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief that the Shahs have packed up their cheetos, sour patch kids, and liquid poo and rolled their 96 Winnebago back to West Hollywood. Yes, the Shahs...
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Game of Thrones: Grow Some Ovaries
Welcome back, my sweet sweet trashies! The Wall Last week, Jon hung a bunch of people and then flounced off in a huff, depositing his Lord Commander jacket with poor Dolorous Edd. I thought he was...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Doug Hutchison, Rob Gronkowski, Marvel, Idris Elba
Dlisted – Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden Are Going to Be Parents Honestly, I didn’t realize that Real Dolls could give birth. Celebitchy – Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski “Definitely Gets Bored” With Sex...
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RuPaul’s Drag Race Finale Recap: Legendairy, Purse First Place
Welcome trashes, we’ve made it through a fairly underwhelming season of RuPaul’s Drag Race. All the season 8 queens are back on the runway to remind us all that they exist. Acid Betty is wearing...
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Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Second Base or Bust
Alright trashies, let’s pick right back up with our drunk seamen, where Bryan is reminding Hannah that everyone is currently wasted so having life chats is probably hopeless. Bryan says that Hannah is...
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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Three’s Company
Hi, Trashies. We’re almost to the end. It’s the semifinals. We can do this. We can make it through! Here we go… We’re starting with the trio dances and Mark and Paige are up first. They’ll be dancing...
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Southern Charm: Dramaville, North Carolina
Heyyyyy. MissKitty here. If recaps had sound, you would hear that I sound like Demi Moore after smoking 497 cigarettes in between coughing up my colon. MissKitty is recovering from a nasty bout of flu...
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Survivor Finale: Mark, You Are Sole Survivor!
Hey guys!!!! Can you believe it’s the finale already!!! What a journey this season has been. We’ve had some good laughs thanks to Deb, fun blindsides of Nick and Prissy Spacek Scot, some meh episodes,...
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RHONY Recap: Sugar Rey
Last week, the psychic channeled twelve angry dead men, most named John. Dorinda yelled at Ramona then yelled at John for not listening to her yell about Ramona. Luann confronted Ramona who deflected...
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Coupled Recap: First Impressions
Hey there trash bags! I’m back to convince you to spend an hour of your week watching a reality dating show with me. Please? Will you? I need you guys. This show is called Coupled, and as it opens,...
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Fuller House Recap: This is the Weirdest Episode of the Bachelor
DJ yells at everyone to come down for breakfast, and down comes Aunt Becky. The audience is pretty excited to see her, but not as much as when they see one of the dads. I guess this is her designated...
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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Objection!
Previously on Teen Mom 2: Leah got an extra day of the week, against everyone’s better judgment. Javi declared Isaac the man of the house before leaving. Adam talked shit about Chelsea for asking for...
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Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Second Base or Bust
Alright trashies, let’s pick right back up with our drunk seamen, where Bryan is reminding Hannah that everyone is currently wasted so having life chats is probably hopeless. Bryan says that Hannah is...
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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Three’s Company
Hi, Trashies. We’re almost to the end. It’s the semifinals. We can do this. We can make it through! Here we go… We’re starting with the trio dances and Mark and Paige are up first. They’ll be dancing...
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Southern Charm: Dramaville, North Carolina
Heyyyyy. MissKitty here. If recaps had sound, you would hear that I sound like Demi Moore after smoking 497 cigarettes in between coughing up my colon. MissKitty is recovering from a nasty bout of flu...
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Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Purple Pain
Howdy Trashmii! This week, we tune in for an epic test of endurance. Just how much pain can our little Luis take in the pursuit of pleasure? It turns out a LOT, y’all — let’s take a gander… We open...
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