Dlisted – Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden Are Going to Be Parents
Honestly, I didn’t realize that Real Dolls could give birth.
Celebitchy – Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski “Definitely Gets Bored” With Sex With Beautiful Ladies
Dude, like, wow…tell me more of the secrets of the bro-niverse. When asked, said Beautiful Ladies commented that sex with the Gronk was like being back in college — soaked in cheap beer and poor technique on the field. Also, they could have done without the fist bump finisher.
Jezebel – Marvel May Have Scrapped the Woman Villain in Iron Man 3 For the Dumbest Reason
Apparently, lady toys don’t have any appeal. Silly, Marvel…have you met Courtney Stodden? I don’t pretend to be an expert on the toy market, because I prefer to spend my hard earned money on important things, like alcoholic beverages, but collectors love to horde plastic wrapped dolls. I can’t imagine that people wouldn’t want a female action figure – for many fans it’s the only way they’ll ever get to touch a boob.
Pajiba – Prepare to Swoon Over Cowboy Idris Elba in the Dark Tower
As a serious journaliste, I want to make sure that the Trashmii are exposed to the most important news stories, so I give you Idris Elba looking like a hawt cowboy. Yee-haw, indeed.
Starcasm – Man Running For Congress Thanks God For Own Failure To Hide Porn Tabs
God’s response: dafuq?