Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Recap: GossipGirl (episode 3)
Greetings my babies! My 30 foot yacht is back in service- there was a servant impaled on the rudder (I forgot I sent Raphael under the boat to check about a blockage and I guess the poor dear just...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Game of Thrones, Justin Bieber, Brayndi Glanville, Beauty and...
EW – GoT Spoiler Alert He held the door! He held the door. People – Justin Bieber Thinks Award Shows are Just Like Justin Bieber Tattooed twink Adonis of song was at the Whatever Awards last night and...
View ArticleRHONY Recap: Sugar Rey
Last week, the psychic channeled twelve angry dead men, most named John. Dorinda yelled at Ramona then yelled at John for not listening to her yell about Ramona. Luann confronted Ramona who deflected...
View ArticleCoupled Recap: First Impressions
Hey there trash bags! I’m back to convince you to spend an hour of your week watching a reality dating show with me. Please? Will you? I need you guys. This show is called Coupled, and as it opens,...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Helen Hunt, Jenny Slate, Chris Brown baby mama, Blac Chyna,...
E! Online – Helen Hunt Mistaken for Jodie Foster During Starbucks Run Helen Hunt not only got a soy milk latte, but a brief resurgence of relevance today. Those five minutes of fame are better than a...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians: All About Meme
Welcome Back K-fans. In this episode we see: Kim exhibiting even more of her Big Coat Collection, plus we see her eating again; Khloe exhibiting her increased tits (she must have had injections from...
View ArticleGame of Thrones Recap: Origin Story
This episode is all about origin stories: where did the characters we know and love or hate or fear or want to bone come from? The Wall Sansa is at the Wall doing some sewing – how quaint! – when she...
View ArticleThicker than Water: Hissy Fits for No Reason
Welcome back to Thicker than Water, trashies, I have returned from my sabbatical and am pleased to be finished with the education part of my life. Woo/Boo. My reward is a binge of the worst family on...
View ArticleSouthern Charm Recap: Whitless Non-Wonder
Hello there all! I’m feeling MUCH better, thank you for those who asked. I was freaking dying over your comments this week. Miss Gulch, TN Gal’s husband who seems to have a connection to every one of...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette Recap: Mojo for JoJo
Hi, Trashies! I know you’ve all been waiting for this. It’s time for the season premier of The Bachelorette! You remember JoJo, right? Ben told him he loved her, promised he’d never blindside her, and...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Helen Hunt, Jenny Slate, Chris Brown baby mama, Blac Chyna,...
E! Online – Helen Hunt Mistaken for Jodie Foster During Starbucks Run Helen Hunt not only got a soy milk latte, but a brief resurgence of relevance today. Those five minutes of fame are better than a...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians: All About Meme
Welcome Back K-fans. In this episode we see: Kim exhibiting even more of her Big Coat Collection, plus we see her eating again; Khloe exhibiting her increased tits (she must have had injections from...
View ArticleGame of Thrones Recap: Origin Story
This episode is all about origin stories: where did the characters we know and love or hate or fear or want to bone come from? The Wall Sansa is at the Wall doing some sewing – how quaint! – when she...
View ArticleThe Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Humans Are Messy
Welcome back friends! Let’s jump right into this week’s episode. We start off with Tiffany and LeeAnne sitting down to lunch. I’m pretty sure they’re at the same restaurant where Cary and LeeAnne got...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kendall Jenner, Johnny Depp, Kelly Osborne, Courtney Stodden,...
Celebitchy – Kendall Jenner Thinks She’s Psychic Because 7 Psychics Said She Was Psychic Well, if 7 women with crystal balls say it, it must be true. As we all know, psychics are known for being trust...
View ArticleReign Recap: The Witch is Dead
Sometimes I feel like I’m not wronged enough. I know that’s technically a good thing, but for someone whose greatest wish in life is to form reluctant alliances and participate in an epic takedown of a...
View ArticleDWTS Finals Recap: And the Winner Is…
Hi, Trashies. Thanks for your patience. Between this and The Bachelorette premier, I had five hours of show to recap. So, this is it! We’re about to find out the winner of this season of Dancing with...
View ArticleRHONY Recap: Very Unmerry Unbirthday
Last week, Bethenny yelled at Sonja. Sonja cried. Luann moved into Sonja’s place. Jules tried to hire a nanny and we met the love of our lives, Rey. Dorinda and Jules are shopping at a store that...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Gavin Rossdale, Kim and Kanye, Kate Middleton, North West,...
In Touch – Stay Away from My Kids Jethro So obviously, Gavin Rossdale is pretty cheesed that the tiny little punk prodigies that he created with Gwen Stefani are now exposed to a chuckling barbecued...
View ArticleMillion Dollar Listing New York Recap: It’s All About the Dough, Dummy
Hey Trashies! Previously on MDLNY, Luis f*cked up, Ryan fed a baby, and Fredrik sold half an old factory with breathtaking views of the side of a bridge. Let’s get to it, shall we? We open with Luis...
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