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Thicker Than Water: Vacationing Hell
Welcome back trashies! For those of you keeping up with the show, Bravo has recently decided that those of us who view the show on their website instead of live (so, everybody) deserve to see the show...
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Game of Thrones Recap: You Again
North of the Wall We open on Meera dragging Bran through an awful snowy forest. Bran is still having visions, which I guess is his new special power as the Three Eyed Raven – he doesn’t need to be...
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So You Think You Can Dance: The Next Generation Episode 1 Recap
TrashDancers, I hope you had a great Memorial Day weekend. It was extra-awesome for me since Sunday was my bday. SYTYCD is back! Or should I say SYTYCD:TNG, an acronym longer than most words. And...
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The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Loud Mouth Locken
Welcome back to another week of petty fighting and poop jokes, also known as The Real Housewives of Dallas. This week was all about birthdays, as we start the episode with Stephanie, her husband,...
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Southern Charm: Hash Tag For Fuck’s Sake Craig
Well. Here we are. Another episode of Southern Charm that appears to have been edited by gerbils running on keyboards, or in our case, just possibly someone whose hair reminds me of a gerbil pelt glued...
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Food Network Star Recap: Going Down South
Hello my babies, What? No. Why would it be demoralizing to recap three hours of Comeback Kitchen to have the only person to comment be the woman who inexplicably loves Dom? I’m totally fine with it....
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Preacher Recap – Pilot
Hey Y’all! Alejandra here! I’m back to Trashtalk Season 1 of “Preacher”! I’ve never read the comics and thus haven’t really been following the press. That said, it’s pretty impossible to ignore...
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Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: It’s All About the Dough, Dummy
Hey Trashies! Previously on MDLNY, Luis f*cked up, Ryan fed a baby, and Fredrik sold half an old factory with breathtaking views of the side of a bridge. Let’s get to it, shall we? We open with Luis...
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Thicker Than Water: Vacationing Hell
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Coupled Recap: Trouble In Paradise
Hi trash bags! Welcome back to another episode. I was kinda slacking last week and finished my recap super late so I decided to just make this one a Doublecap. Thanks for watching this with me! I’d...
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The Bachelorette Recap: The Definition of Meat Head
Hi, Trashies. It’s week two of the The Bachelorette and it’s time to go on some dates! This is where the drama really begins. Shall we get right to it? I think we shall! JoJo wakes up in the morning...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Megan Fox, Alicia Keys, Taylor Swift, Kit Harington, Kim...
Celebitchy – Megan Fox Believes Her Fetus Sent Her a Message to Switch Houses in L.A. Does her fetus also offer stock tips? Career advice? Megan should consider turning this gimmick into a career on...
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RHONY Recap: I Made It Nice, Nice Baby
Last week, Sonja was ejected from the Berkshires trip like Inspector Gadget. Luann presented Tom and his round brilliant head to the cameras. Dorinda cleaned up mountains of dog poop and Bethenny...
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The Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Loud Mouth Locken
Welcome back to another week of petty fighting and poop jokes, also known as The Real Housewives of Dallas. This week was all about birthdays, as we start the episode with Stephanie, her husband,...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Gigi & Zayn, Taylor & Calvin, Kit Harrington, Lamar Odom,...
TMZ – We’re All Breaking Up! It’s officially summer, bitches, which means you gotta lose that ball-and-chain you’re callin’ a significant other. Fresh off the heels of Tay-Tay and Calvin’s split, Gigi...
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Masterchef Recap: Failure – When its too sweet even for Tosi
Heya Trashies! Its time. Welcome back to Masterchef. Ramsay’s second biggest cash cow drags itself back up from the depths to terrorize our coastal cities once more, like Godzilla. Rawwwrrr! This...
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Scream Recap: The Return
Welcome back to another season of MTV ruining an entertaining franchise from the 1990s. Feel free to check the archives to what happened to the C-Team last season. Here’s hoping that MTV is actually...
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Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: How to Fail in Business Without Really...
Howdy Trashmii! Last week, Luis learned how to lowball a Schedule A price hike, Fredrik flexed his inner Andy Warhol, and Ryan had a bitch-off with that bitch Amy. Let’s get right to it, shall we? We...
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Teen Mom 2 Recap: I Threw It On the Ground!
Previously on Teen Mom 2: Jenelle has a mysterious illness and nobody cares. Javi forgot how much of a robot his wife is. Adam was an absentee father (again). Leah takes a six-year-old’s statements at...
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Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Recap: Skeletons in the Closet (episode 5)
Hello to the Rolls Royce of readership and my Cadillac commentators. I have been having a BMW type of day and honestly, not even a smudge on my Bentley will get me down. My positive attitude is due to...
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