Hello K-fans! Welcome back to another adventure in K-fantasy land. This episode is all about Kim coming out (as a blonde no less) after Baby Saint’s birth, Lamar coming out after almost dying in a brothel in Las Vegas, and Kourtney coming out emotionally after being somewhat dormant for the last 12 seasons. Grab a drink…here we go:
The episode opens with Kourtney complaining (again) about Tyga influencing Scott in a bad way. Kim says she should be mad at Scott and not Tyga. It looks like Kourtney is wearing a onesie!
Kanye is having another fashion show (Yeezy Season Three) at Madison Square Garden and wants the whole family there. They decide to go there in the Kardashian family plane: K Airways?
Kim is not ready to be seen in public after giving birth to Baby Saint a few months earlier. Therefore she decides to wear big coats to “hide under.” [It’s a good thing there is the trip to NY because LA is actually too hot to be wearing big coats all the time.] Kim tells Khloe to bring Lamar to NY – it will be good for him to get out a little bit. Khloe doesn’t think so. Besides it will be too much anxiety for her to handle herself. (Ahh, Khloe! Always thinking of herself!) She says New York is a negative place for Lamar. Kim reminds her that Lamar credits Kanye and his music with saving him. (Kanye visited Lamar in the hospital when Lamar wasn’t really communicating or anything and it helped him get better.) Kim really pressures Khloe to bring Lamar.
Pressure in a Big Coat
Kourtney is AGAIN complaining to Kylie about Scott and Tyga – she blames Tyga for everything. I guess this is going to be her theme this episode.
Malika is over at Khloe’s. She remarks what a good tongue Khloe’s dog has. (No joke needed) She mentions there will be 14,000 people at Madison Square Garden. Malika says Khloe is over-protecting Lamar and thinks it’s time for Lamar to go out in public. Khloe doesn’t think Lamar can handle the crowd. (This is her theme for the episode.)
The dog with the golden tongue
Kim is at Kris’s. They talk about Scott having an appearance at 1Oak in NY while the family is there. He wants to fly out with the family on the plane. Kim thinks it’s good for Scott because they can help keep him sober and show him how much family means.
Miss Ellie has drink-envy — look at Kris’ vodka drink!
On the Kocktails with Khloe set, Khloe asks who she has to blow to get the diamond hoop earrings she is wearing. She is complaining about Caitlyn and their little fight from the last episode — she expects an apology from Caitlyn.
Mirror ASS Shot
At the Fashion Show, everyone is showing solidarity with Kim by wearing BIG COATS:
In New York: Kanye is dressing the whole family in special outfits he designed — one of a kind for every single family member. Kim is still worried about going public after giving birth and not losing the weight yet. Kim borrows lipstick from Caitlyn. Who would have thunk that would ever be an option?
Tiny ASS Shot
Poor Kim. Guess all her baby fat was retained in her knees!
The family is at dinner at a restaurant. Kourtney doesn’t want Scott there, but Kim is inviting him to everything. [But he never shows up, so what’s the diff?] Kourtney doesn’t want any drama – they are there to support Kanye. Kourtney announces that she once peed in her BMW after 7 iced teas. Someone says no wonder she couldn’t sell it.
I once peed in my BMW, not realizing what “BM” stands for
“Come to the bathroom with me?”
Lamar and Khloe are on the plane flying to NY – she’s still nervous but he seems fine. She says he doesn’t understand how nervous he should be. (????)
Chilled
Kim and her friend LaLa are visiting with Caitlyn in NY. LaLa’s husband played professionally with Lamar for years. They talk about the family having trouble explaining about Caitlyn to Lamar – Lamar doesn’t understand. Kim asks if Caitlyn has talked with Khloe – no, they are still fighting. Caitlyn wants Khloe to apologize. (This isn’t going to go anywhere apparently.)
How many coats did Kim bring?
Kourtney is out with some friends – she actually orders a beer. They ask her where Scott is. She reports that she needs to live her life and hopes that her actions don’t make him spiral out of control.
My time with Scott comes to mind
Nice drinks!
Kim has blond hair again. Khloe says that Lamar is nervous to meet Caitlyn. Kim says he needs to take it in baby steps. Khloe doesn’t want to see Caitlyn since they are still fighting – she’s so nervous about Lamar and now this is stressing her out, too.
Duck Lips
This made me laugh — a three legged person in NY
On the way to Madison Square Gardens
Lamar says he feels great being in NY, but Khloe is still nervous. And stressed out. Khloe really talks down to him here. Lamar meets Caitlyn for the first time. It goes fine. Khloe is still stressed. Khloe says she is going to ignore the problem with Caitlyn – let bygones be bygones. She mentions the crowd — now it’s 15,000 people –and she’s still stressed.
They are all backstage at the fashion show. Kourtney announces that Scott is not coming to the show – he doesn’t want to make more drama and he wants to stay out of the press. He doesn’t want people to think that he and Kourtney are together again. Kourtney says Kim will be disappointed.
Who approved this look?
Baby North looks like a Baby Chick
Madison Square Garden is ironically round
The family makes a big entrance into Madison Square Garden. Lamar comes in with Kanye – he gets a good reception – everyone is cheering Lamar. Everyone is emotional. Kim is in a big coat.
Tyga. But where is Scott?
The models for the fashion show are revealed and we see the collection. Everyone talks about how mind blowing it is — fashion and music blending together, a special moment. Kourtney uses a sentence with the word “so” 8 times.
I never noticed how short Kourtney really is!
Kendall has a halo
Look at the next two photos: Kourtney and Khloe have mastered teleporting!
Lamar talks about meeting Caitlyn and accidentally calling him Bruce the first few times. But overall he seems to be taking everything in stride. Khloe is still nervous.
Caitlyn tells Lamar he missed all the fun these last few months. Caitlyn says she was emotional to see Lamar there. Khloe feels a weight was lifted off her shoulders. Lamar is handling everything just fine. He’s chilled. Kris tells a story to the family how cute Khloe and Lamar are together because they both believe in the same mythical and magical shit
Kourtney tells Lamar that no one thought they would see him alive again. But now look at him. And he just appeared before 33,000 people. (This number keeps growing!) She says the world prayed for him and that’s what saved his life. (I thought it was Kanye and his music?) She asks him is he has a new outlook on life. “Do you appreciate everything now?” He says he does. Khloe says that he actually died but came back. He went to heaven but it was not his time so he came back.