Hi trashers! I’m currently under a tornado warning and my wifi connection is sketchy, but I’m here. And for some reason, so is Derrick Barry.
Last week we suffered a tragic loss, and Thorgy left a shady message on the mirror. Love it. Naomi and Derrick spend basically this entire episode badly fighting with each other. Because neither of them really should be there, they should just go at eachother. Kind of like Kim Richards and Taylor Armstrong. Derrick is defending herself with that blank stare and ChiChi isn’t having it and just walks around with her wig holding on by a thread even thicker than the one holding Derrick in the race.
This week is the puppet mini challenge, a fan fav. Derek and Naomi get each other and they are both tragic. Bob is funny, Kim Chi is funny, ChiChi is the funniest and wins! Yay! Bob compares Derrick and Naomi to Tom & Jerry and Nene Leakes & Kim Zolciak and I don’t know which is funnier.
Bob’s shoes!
Every time there is any kind of down time, it means Derrick and Naomi go at it. I agree with everything Naomi is saying. Derrick doesn’t have her own drag. She has Britney. The judges ask for personality, and she just doesn’t really have any. Then again, I also agree with what Derrick is saying about Naomi. Naomi is just slightly better at reading someone. Derrick doesn’t know how to joke with someone in a mean way. She’s just mean. They’re both boring, so it’s funny to watch them become enemies. Because nobody will ever care!
Everyone cries about their mothers this week because they’re going to be portraying Norman Bates later on the runway and need to get into character. Bob’s mom is sick, Kim Chi’s still doesn’t know she does drag, and Derrick’s mom cut her off when she came out. Aw.
Naomi and Derrick get bored going after each other, so they start coming for Bob. Because her makeup isn’t all that great. Hilarious. ChiChi jumped in , defending Bob, I think..? I don’t even know who is fighting anymore. It makes it’s way back to Naomi and Derrick going after each other again, while cutting to Bob and ChiChi reacting wonderfully.
Then, we all forgot kimChi was there, and she comes in with “When’s dinner?” and I fucking lost it. I LOVE THIS SHOW. It was on Untucked, I believe, where ChiChi and KimChi are talking and CHiChi says “I looove KimChi, she’s always hungry.” Which is something I need to watch three times a day.
I was super excited about the Jerri Blank dance number because Strangers With Candy is obviously one of my favorite shows, but it wasn’t much to write about. Naomi refuses to make herself look like anything but a model, and Britney decided to go totally the opposite, by just going insane. It reminded me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a-qLWykjp4
Bob is the only one who truly got the fact that Jerri Blank can’t blink both eyes at the same time.
Baby Drag Realness:
Kim Chi: A Rugrat.
Naomi: Baby in a leotard. I need to get one of those high-rise diapers.
Bob: Flintstoners.
Derrick: Baby Britney watched The Little Mermaid and drew on terrible eyebrows with a dry erase marker.
ChiChi: A Hey Arnold character, for some reason?
That’s My Momma Realness:
Kim Chi: Just stunning, honestly.
Naomi: Propaganda for a cult.
Bob: Nene Leakes, fresh out of Ross Dress for Less.
Derrick: Britney Spears trying to look like Carole King, with terrible eyebrows.
ChiChi: Nene Leakes, fresh out of TJ Maxx.
Autobiographical Eleganza Extravaganza:
Kim Chi:
Naomi: The deleted scenes of Black Swan.
Bob: Spray painted cardboard prom dress.
Derrick: Britney in a leotard with magazine pages glued on. Oh, and TERRIBLE EYEBROWS.
ChiChi: By far the nest book worm on the runway, a high fashion qtip falling apart.
Ugh, I wish I could have seen baby realness Thorgy. 
KimChi wins the challenge and it is deserved but I dunno, I’m just not all that intrigued by her, I guess. I’m more into a personality than a look. And that’s totally just my opinion, which is what’s fun about this show.
Ross Matthews is trying to defend Derrick by saying she’s trying really hard. That is not what this show is for! You should not be learning how to draw on eyebrows for the first time in the final five. Ugh. She’s in the top five. She will always have that. That’s so unfair.
Bob and Derrick are up for elimination, which is hilarious. Bob just shows off how funny and effortless she is, while Britney just dances like a popstar and conveys no emotion. Here we are, the recurring nightmare that is Derrick Barry, finally comes to an end. Can’t wait until she shows up at the finale and has hateful things to say in a stupid tone, and it falls flat.
Final four, next week! Thank you all for reading. Sorry this came out a day later than usual, but I live in Oklahoma, and we had tornadoes yesterday.
Kisses and Anal, KAT