Hey remember that show Forgive or Forget hosted by the one and only Mother Love? Probably not. Basically the concept was two former friends meet up to decide if they should forgive each other or forget each other. Well the concept of the show is still alive because Mike and Reza meet up for a similar conversation. Mike picks out a cigar bar that was clearly furnished by Mozika the wedding photographer/imitation leather furniture salesman and Reza arrives a few minutes later. Reza and Mike both remark on how great it is that the cigar bar isn’t too smokey or crowded, well you are clearly at a cigar bar in a strip mall at 1pm on Tuesday, perfect for quiet reconciliation. For the past year it turns Reza and Mike haven’t been close mostly having to do with their failed joint venture in real estate that Mike didn’t pull his weight in. Mike tells Reza that has been half assing stuff his whole life and it is now time for him to really put in work which is why he is developing a sneaker line for a store that will be filing bankruptcy in 4 months. Reza is thrilled to have Mike take some responsibility and they choose to forgive, thank you Mother Love!
Mike invites Reza and company over for a long overdue Shabbat dinner, I for one am excited. They spend the next few hours, days, weeks reminiscing and gossiping and the montage is kind of amazing, it is most just Reza saying “And then MJ said…”.
Next up it is time for the Shervin to fulfill his community service hours, taking GG to have stitches removed from her hand. As awful as it is that GG’s arthritis has gotten progressively worse over the last few years we also know that it is exacerbated by drinking and smoking, both of which GG partakes in for the majority of her waking hours. Anyway it turns out GG had to have surgery on her hands to help alleviate her arthritis and she needs to have her stitches removed. She and Shervin arrive at the doctor’s office which basically looks like a coffee house that also serves as an art gallery in Key West.
The nurse slash barista slash art dealer that takes out GG’s stiches looks like he wandered in from a Jimmy Buffet concert but GG took anti psychotic meds to deal with the pain and she doesn’t bother to check the credentials. This removal process actually looks incredibly painful so I’m not going to say anything else disparaging about GG, at least in his paragraph.
Meanwhile over at the MJ Federline household we find out that while the lady of the house has frozen her eggs Tommy is prepping for his own fertility analysis. Yes, we are about to learn more about Tommy than we ever really needed to know.
MJ wants to give Tommy some inspiration for his upcoming trip to the fertility clinic and so she does what anyone woman would do who met a guy off of Tinder 6 months ago, dresses up in her underwear, invites Reza over for creative direction and records videos of a sexual nature that involve whipped cream, bananas, and honey. After capturing more footage than we really needed to be subjected to Reza finally pulls a Vida and asks the question we are all wondering, isn’t this a bit extreme? MJ say this is strictly to asses Tommy’s situation, translation she will be pregnant within the month.
Have you been wondering how Asa got so good at bossing around her brother and dad while they ship caftans to Kyle Richard’s? Well your answer is here, and it is Asa’s mom. Asa and her mom drive and it is the most stressful 30 seconds in Bravo history. Asa’s mom is barking off new directions, comments, thoughts on the universe all at her daughter while she drives. They finally arrive their destination, some craft store that has a few too many silver adornments for Asa’s taste. You see it turns out Asa plans to make her own turban for Reza and Adam’s flash mob surprise potentially happening but probably not happening wedding. Asa tells us that she knows MJ isn’t on board and if she doesn’t like the idea of a surprise wedding she does not have to have one. Meanwhile MJ is at home putting bananas and honey in her instacart order between sobs asking for any wedding, hell even a flashmob wedding.
As you have probably blocked out from your memory last week when MJ had the opportunity to blow out the candles on her birthday cookies she wished for a reconciliation with GG. I mean sure curing world hunger was on the table but why wish from that when you might get the opportunity to borrow GG’s frequent customer card for the coffee/art house/stitches removal shop. They meet up for dinner at a restaurant that is basically in the middle of the street, and GG might as well throw herself into the street when MJ reveals that they do not serve alcohol. How does a restaurant in LA survive without serving alcohol? Show me the receipts. Anyway this dinner takes a turn for the worst when GG questions the future of MJ and Tommy’s relationship. This pushes MJ over the edge and she provokes the GG with some comments about how she is not right in the head these days. They both yell at each other, which involves a lot of yelling about DNA? MJ leaves and tells GG to enjoy her meal, and GG tells MJ to enjoy her household? Great line GG. Anyway, it appears that she actually stays and continues to eat approximately 4 appetizers by herself.