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Vanderpump Rules Finale Recap: Sweet, Sweet Music
Greetings, Trashies! Welcome to TTTV’s recap coverage of VPR’s season 4 finale. As we wrap up this amazing season, the gang holds their pee at Villa Rosa, so Jax and James can have one final pissing...
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Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: Delaware Dundee
Welcome back, Trashcrabs! Last week our Potomac Princesses took a hike to the beach, and Danator and I took it as our cue to take a little R&R as well. But knowing what our little schemers and...
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Golden Lyme Awards
Dish Network opens the show with a scroll at the top of the screen warning us all that NBC owned networks are trying to pillage our wallets and we need to call congress, the police, and the damn pound...
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The Bachelor Finale: JoJo vs. LoLo
Hi, Trashies! So, this is it. We’ve made it to the end! Ben is in love with two women, but can only walk out of here with one of them. Who will it be? We all know it’s probably going to be Lauren,...
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Catfish Recap: No Means Yes
Hey Trashcats! You’re back! I’m so glad. I thought I’d never see you again. After I drove across eight states to meet you and found out you couldn’t come because you were hit by an Acela I had my...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Chrissy Tiegen & John Legend, Adele, Madonna, Prince Harry,...
Perez – Chrissy Tiegen – She’s Just Like Me! In that she is a beautiful model, pregnant with John Legend’s baby and obsessed with her dog. She took to Instagram to post a Happy First Birthday pic to...
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The Next 15 Recap: Comments Against Claudia
There is something about this show that keeps me coming back week after week, even though I know I’m going to end up spending an hour of my day being annoyed with Claudia Jordan and amused with Laura...
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Survivor Kaoh Rong Recap: Drop Your Buffs!
Hello Trashistas! How are you on this Friday? Are you pumped about the weekend? Me too! Well, this week’s episode of Survivor was WAY more palatable than last week’s, right? It had a bit of a twist...
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Dance Moms Recaps: #ThePeoplesChoice
Hey all you dirty trash bags! Welcome back to another week of Jill yelling and Holly being worried and Ashlee asking Abby if Brynn can be on the team. This week, basically the same shit continues. This...
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Top Chef Recap: Well, That’s That
Hello Trashies, and welcome to the Top Chef Finale Recap. Like many of you, I was super disappointed to see Marjorie eliminated last week. Not only because she was great, but also because that left us...
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Better Call Saul Doublecap: Salamancapalooza
Hey party people! Sorry to be so late, again, with this doublecap, but my job has decided that I don’t have enough to do so I need to start doing more research on topics I know nothing about, but I get...
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Mob Wives Final Episode Recap: Lies and Goodbyes
Hello Trash Talkers! The ratchet reunion is over and it did not disappoint. I realize that is not saying much. It’s not like we had any standards left for what became a dumpster of a show. We arrive at...
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The Walking Dead Recap: Kill Floor
Hey there trash bags! This week we got a pretty good episode! YAY! It was a bottle episode featuring Mags and Carol. And while it didn’t really cover any new ground, it was fun and all about the girl...
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How to Get Away with Murder Recap: The REAL Season Finale
So, I may have jumped the gun in stating that last week was the season finale of How to Get Away with Murder, mostly because I read one of the show’s tweets wrong. Probably because I’ve been starting...
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TrashTalkCeleb: The Royals, Hulk Hogan, (Mini) Kim Kardashian, Twitter, Chris...
Access Hollywood – In-Laws, Amirite Clinging to her throne like a vice, that old crone Queen Elizabeth is set to turn 90 next month. So the palace made her granddaughter-in-law sit down and say some...
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Party Down South Recap: Watermelon, Meet Lartha (episode 8)
When I was a kid, there was a great show called Rescue 911. It had dramatic recreations of emergencies and interviews with the real life heroes who helped with all manner of accidents. The interview...
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Dancing With the Stars Recap: First Steps
Hi, Trashies! LEN IS BACK! LEN IS BACK! LEN IS BACK! LEN IS BACK! That’s all you need to know about the intro. Seriously, he’s a bigger star than anyone who is actually competing this season. Ooh! Can...
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The Walking Dead Recap: Know Your Role
Hi trash bags! How you guys doin? Did you like that episode? I did. Stuff happened and everything! Let’s check it out loves. We open with a time lapse montage of Alexandria. Guards change shifts, Carol...
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Real Housewives of Potomac Recap: The Business of Men
Well Trashcrabs, we found it. On this pleasant little romp through Potomac, it was bound to rear its ugly head at some point. And now it’s standing in front of us, growling and snarling with all of its...
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Southern Charm Preview! Oh no. Please no.
OMG OMG OMG… it’s coming! My very very favorite of all favorites on Bravo! Yes, the Blue-blooded idiots of Southern Charm are coming back. MissKitty will be back to usher in this momentous third...
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