Before we begin, I want to address my Commenter’s Pyramid (Scheme)… You see, I’ve set you all up to fail. It’s the only way I can teach you all how to stop bending your legs and for not looking longingly enough at your hands and feet. This pyramid (scheme) is the only way I know to encourage you to suck up and schedule massages for me. But, if I have to have a bottom row… I’ll have to start with “Tia”. Just the two comments below make me want to jab my eyes out and curse the search engine that brought her to my studio. Yeah, everything on this show is obviously on the up and up. They’re certainly not trying to set Maddie up to look like a villain again, who would steal a friend’s solo. And I’m sure they won’t edit it to make Kelly look upset because it was Maddie who got the solo. Nope, what you see is what you get with this show. and I find that people who have to go out of their way to point out how much they “don’t care” REALLY care. You can continue to be naive and get fooled by poor editing tricks and audio splices, though. As long as the “reality” is simplistic and dumbed down enough I’m sure you’ll enjoy it. Next, I have “Clementina”. I’m going to assume you were an ugly kid, are an ugly kid, or have an ugly kid. All are unacceptable. As for the recaps, I would appreciate more on the absolute ridiculousness of the show and less commentary on the characters’ physical appearance (especially the children)…but that’s probably just me and that’s fine. I hate to do this, but “Wednesday” made it by insulting our ability to jump to conclusion. I feel social media is more accurate as Wikipedia, and as such, I will use it like a bible. Oh, well I didn’t know you followed their instagram accounts. Clearly you know what they are thinking and aren’t jumping to ridiculous conclusions. I’m just glad I don’t have an instagram account for fear of offending people by not posting pictures of them all the time. And finally, last on the bottom row is “Jo”. Wanna know what’s annoying? People with two letters in their names. Hey would you mind please fixing the MADDIE and KENDALL spellings? I love these recaps but seeing their names wrong every single time is getting a bit annoying. The second row is held for the commenters that consistently “had my back” and kept the bottom feeders in check. We have “Brebay” eloquently posting, “Jesus, Wednesday, pull your stick out! Are you that desperate to feel superior?” and “Good god, Jo, she doesn’t work for you, if it bothers you that much, don’t read it, she’s already addressed it. Go express your OCD on someone else.” Well said. And “WerkItSmoochy”, who steps to the plate on several occasions. “Honey I couldn’t care less what’s “real” or “fake” with all the behind-the-scenes. [...]
Before we begin, I want to address my Commenter’s Pyramid (Scheme)… You see, I’ve set you all up to fail. It’s the only way I can teach you all how to stop bending your legs and for not looking longingly enough at your hands and feet. This pyramid (scheme) is the only way I know to encourage you to suck up and schedule massages for me. But, if I have to have a bottom row… I’ll have to start with “Tia”. Just the two comments below make me want to jab my eyes out and curse the search engine that brought her to my studio. Yeah, everything on this show is obviously on the up and up. They’re certainly not trying to set Maddie up to look like a villain again, who would steal a friend’s solo. And I’m sure they won’t edit it to make Kelly look upset because it was Maddie who got the solo. Nope, what you see is what you get with this show. and I find that people who have to go out of their way to point out how much they “don’t care” REALLY care. You can continue to be naive and get fooled by poor editing tricks and audio splices, though. As long as the “reality” is simplistic and dumbed down enough I’m sure you’ll enjoy it. Next, I have “Clementina”. I’m going to assume you were an ugly kid, are an ugly kid, or have an ugly kid. All are unacceptable. As for the recaps, I would appreciate more on the absolute ridiculousness of the show and less commentary on the characters’ physical appearance (especially the children)…but that’s probably just me and that’s fine. I hate to do this, but “Wednesday” made it by insulting our ability to jump to conclusion. I feel social media is more accurate as Wikipedia, and as such, I will use it like a bible. Oh, well I didn’t know you followed their instagram accounts. Clearly you know what they are thinking and aren’t jumping to ridiculous conclusions. I’m just glad I don’t have an instagram account for fear of offending people by not posting pictures of them all the time. And finally, last on the bottom row is “Jo”. Wanna know what’s annoying? People with two letters in their names. Hey would you mind please fixing the MADDIE and KENDALL spellings? I love these recaps but seeing their names wrong every single time is getting a bit annoying. The second row is held for the commenters that consistently “had my back” and kept the bottom feeders in check. We have “Brebay” eloquently posting, “Jesus, Wednesday, pull your stick out! Are you that desperate to feel superior?” and “Good god, Jo, she doesn’t work for you, if it bothers you that much, don’t read it, she’s already addressed it. Go express your OCD on someone else.” Well said. And “WerkItSmoochy”, who steps to the plate on several occasions. “Honey I couldn’t care less what’s “real” or “fake” with all the behind-the-scenes. [...]