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This is my own damn fault, because I was wasting time over at the website for New York Magazine, and they had this article that was a Jennifer Aniston interview, and I clicked on it even though it was about make up tips (well it was that or work), and now I’m kind of pissed at Jennifer Aniston. I mean things started off fine they were asking Jen about her daily skin care routine, and she said something about cleanse, tone, and moisturize, which, sure who could have a problem with that? Things are pretty low key until I got to this question. Have you ever been in a situation where you had no other choice but to grab some fast food? I’ll never forget when Justin and I were on a road trip and we were so hungry. The only thing around was McDonald’s. I think I ordered a Big Mac. Wow, my body did not react well to that! It was like putting gasoline in a purified system. I am always trying to eat organic and natural foods, so that just made my stomach turn and made me feel terrible. And I think what you put in your body, as well as stress, is reflected in the quality of your skin. Oh my God Jennifer Aniston. Did the poor people food give you a bad tum tum? Sorry, that was uncalled for and petty, but what the hell? Evolution spends millions of years giving human beings a digestive system that can thrive on what we find in a garbage dumpster, and according to Rachel Green, one frigging Big Mac just about sent her into anaphylactic shock. By the way, if you were hoping this was the point in the interview where Gwyneth Paltrow pulled off her Jennifer Aniston mask, sorry but that didn’t happen. Look I know fast food is bad for people, but like putting gasoline in a purified system? Ugh. You know what? After that, I’m glad that Brad Pitt and Ross cheated on her. What? he’s not real? Sorry, but Brad Pitt is too real. Anyway, they turned the rest of the Q/A over to Jen’s makeup person, and by the end there was this question Does Jennifer ever like to go with a strong lip? I don’t even pretend to know what that means. You can read the interview here
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This is my own damn fault, because I was wasting time over at the website for New York Magazine, and they had this article that was a Jennifer Aniston interview, and I clicked on it even though it was about make up tips (well it was that or work), and now I’m kind of pissed at Jennifer Aniston. I mean things started off fine they were asking Jen about her daily skin care routine, and she said something about cleanse, tone, and moisturize, which, sure who could have a problem with that? Things are pretty low key until I got to this question. Have you ever been in a situation where you had no other choice but to grab some fast food? I’ll never forget when Justin and I were on a road trip and we were so hungry. The only thing around was McDonald’s. I think I ordered a Big Mac. Wow, my body did not react well to that! It was like putting gasoline in a purified system. I am always trying to eat organic and natural foods, so that just made my stomach turn and made me feel terrible. And I think what you put in your body, as well as stress, is reflected in the quality of your skin. Oh my God Jennifer Aniston. Did the poor people food give you a bad tum tum? Sorry, that was uncalled for and petty, but what the hell? Evolution spends millions of years giving human beings a digestive system that can thrive on what we find in a garbage dumpster, and according to Rachel Green, one frigging Big Mac just about sent her into anaphylactic shock. By the way, if you were hoping this was the point in the interview where Gwyneth Paltrow pulled off her Jennifer Aniston mask, sorry but that didn’t happen. Look I know fast food is bad for people, but like putting gasoline in a purified system? Ugh. You know what? After that, I’m glad that Brad Pitt and Ross cheated on her. What? he’s not real? Sorry, but Brad Pitt is too real. Anyway, they turned the rest of the Q/A over to Jen’s makeup person, and by the end there was this question Does Jennifer ever like to go with a strong lip? I don’t even pretend to know what that means. You can read the interview here
