Hey guys,
Sorry my recap is up slightly late today. I had to switch shifts at work and ended up working this morning so I couldn’t do my regular recap schedule. Anywise let’s dive right into this snoozefest. God, I thought Bubbles being HoH would have made the super alliance break apart a bit more. But Frankie is just totally using and abusing her left and right. As well and Momma Day’s butt cheek. But that was a dumb situation. I’m so over the totally terrible awful individuals.
We start this episode off right after the Roadkill reveal, and Prostitot managed to pull herself out of the marijuana induced hallucination she’s been in to interview as to how upset she is
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Girl, you know the house has a shower right?
In other hot mess news, Rousso 2.0 has caked on the makeup and is worried that she is the target this week. I give 5 minutes until the emotional teary breakdown.
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Girl, you know the house has a mirror right?
Up in the HoH room Bubbles is upset that Bronte is nominated and they decide to plot as to how to keep the Spy Girls Safe. And honestly I’m totally over this episode already. There is no drama. No excitement or no good strategizing.
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Bobblehead then bobbles some more
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No one puts Prostitot in the corner
Oh shit, Prostitot tears means we get a bunch of dramatic music as Prostitot summons the other spy girls into the HoH room to reveal her “big secret”
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Secret Sharing Twins?
Prostitot cries and cries. And then reveals her huuuuuuuuuuge secret….. Thaaaaaaaaaaat she wants to be a mathematician.
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Uggggggggggh
And just when I thought this episode couldn’t get anymore stupid.
Prostitot believes that her secret brings their alliance closer together. When in actuality, this is the dumbest thing of all time. Frank jumps in to douche up their party and tells Prostitot that he doesn’t think she is going to be the one going home. He says he is going to play to get her the veto and because these three girls are really that dense, they believe his douchiness.
James and Momma Day are worried that Frank is trying to pull Bewbs McGee and Prostitot on his side. James decides it may be time to blow up Frank’s game a bit by telling the walking funbags that Frank was the Road Kill winner. Later, when Bewbs McGee and James are phone sexing, James flat out tells Bewbs that Frank was the road kill winner. He makes her swear not to tell anyone and for now she agrees. James tells her that Prostitot coming off the block would probably mean that Bewbs would be put up instead.
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What are you wearing baby?
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What’s the story, Morning Glory? What’s the word, Hummingbird?
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Denied
After the commercials, the spy girls are awkwardly touching their lips and doing skin things to look pretty for the cameras and not like makeup caked gollum monsters (cough cough Tiffany). Bewbs McGee is heavily hinting to Bubbles that she needs to not trust Frank so much. But I’m fairly sure she is in love with him so that seems like that isn’t going to happen.
Apparently whatever skin products Bubbles is using is making her lose brain cells because she says she completely trusts Frank and knows that he has her back. I honestly think Bubbles the cartoon character had more common sense than her!
Time to pick players for the veto comp!!! The first player chosen is Prostitot, meaning that she gets to choose a player so she chooses Bewbs. The second player chosen is Paulie.
The Fatal 4 Ladies are pretty mad at the choices. They realize that if any of the noms take themselves off the block this week, then most likely one of them is going up. That is unless Nicole is willing to part with her meat shield
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Bwahahaha the men this season are just getting trampled
Veto comp time!!!!
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Almost as subtle as all the dick jokes this season
So for this competition, the big brother rats will need to see a series of ingredients and will then have to put them in the correct order in the mixing bowl. Or something like that. IDK this comp is as stupid as this episode
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Someone is nervous already on round 1
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What the hell just happened
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Now do I sparkle mamma?
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Totally not gay
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Basically her normal makeup
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Christmas in July beard
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We have a winner!!!!!
Bubbles and Frank decide to have a bit of a celebratory dance in which, much to the theme of the week, Frank crushes her and steam rolls all over her.
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Bye ankle integrity
So now he is beating her too? Bubbles is left a crippled mess on the ground.
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Frank once again ruins Bubbles’ game
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Oh hey, there are those tears I predicted.
Upstairs, the Spy Girls meet up to decide what to do with that blasted veto. Prostitot begs to come down off the block and Bewbs almost slips that she knows who won the roadkill. She kinda saves it, but strongly hints that she would be the replacement nominee saying “she just knows”. Prostitot is suspicious so she decides to go feel out James because for once she is actually using her brain…
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And her boobs to get info
James remains secretive despite the distraction of boobs