Shahs of Sunset Recap: Brawling in Belize
As a famous non convicted sex offender once sang, after the party it’s the after party, yes a little R Kells to kick it off because the crew has rolled right from Asa Kaftan (Sponsored by Subway) to...
View ArticleWAGS Recap: The Many Hypocritical Contradictions of Autumn
When you agree to be on a reality TV show, there is going to be this thing called a camera that will follow you around and record most of what you do and say. Apparently, Autumn didn’t realize the...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Orange County RECAP Casserole Chronicles
Apparently MisRed is the only idiot who was confused about WHY RHOC wasn’t on last week. I kept checking Amazon, checking Bravo, blah de blah and was like “Oh, it was a holiday.” But what, pray tell,...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette Recap: Sometimes Love Just Ain’t Enough
Greetings, Trashies! It feels like it’s been forever since there’s been a new episode of The Bachelorette. I think that’s because I’ve never been so bored on this show. Do you think Chris Harrison will...
View ArticleNew Orange is the New Crack Episode: Shut Up and Drive
Hey inmates! We just got back from CorrectiCon and boy do we have some treats for you. Diva cups! Laser guns! Stolen Ferraris galore! To be fair, we got pretty lucky in Baltimore which is why we’re in...
View ArticleBB18 Recap – True Life: I’m In An Abusive Relationship with Frank
Hey guys, Sorry my recap is up slightly late today. I had to switch shifts at work and ended up working this morning so I couldn’t do my regular recap schedule. Anywise let’s dive right into this...
View ArticleSo You Think You Can Dance: The Next Generation Episode 6 Recap
I hope everyone is enjoying their summers so far. I went to Texas for the 1st time and it was hot and windy. Like 88 degrees at midnight hot. I didn’t get to sightsee (boo work) but had a good time. So...
View ArticleScream Recap: Blue Ball Blitz
Previously: Meathead walked into a trap. Literally; Bleh-mma told Bitchy Brooke that going down the Bad Touch spiral is a bad idea, instead of telling her friend that there’s a new killer on the loose;...
View ArticleNew Big Brother Smother Episode #4: Dickmotized
Matt Whitfiled (Yahoo!, @lifeonthemlist) and Ronnie Karam (Rose Pricks, Watch What Crappens, @Ronnie Karam) are back to watch the hamsters get more and more dickmotized. Da’ is ready to lose her shit...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Rihanna, 50 Shades, Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Darryl...
TMZ – Rihanna was in Nice Last Night She’s fine, but dozens are not and 84 are dead. Sigh. Here’s to you and me. People – Also in Nice: The Cast of the 50 Shades Franchise Ironically, Dakota Johnson...
View ArticleRHONY Recap: The Purge
Last week, Luann was mad at the women for not supporting her win at relationship leap frog. Bethenny found a doctor who didn’t want to cut into her. Jules was mad that she had to have sex with her...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Melania Trump, Taylor Swift, Tila Tequila, Khloe Kardashian,...
Pajiba – The GOP is Falling Apart Over Melania Trump Plagiarism Allegations At Cleveland’s human garbage fire cookout, a mail order bride took the stage and said words. Of course, those words were...
View ArticleRose Pricks Bachelorette Podcast #8: Nobody’s Brother
Home visits! Chase knocks down railings, Hairon is nobody’s brother, Orange Robby pathologically lies (orangely), and Luke ages another thirty years. Listen here!
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians: Got MILF?
Got MILF? Welcome K-fans to the most boring episode yet of this very boring season! Even with the producers trying to introduce drama (Kanye vs. Taylor Swift) nothing could save this episode from the...
View ArticleFlipping Out Recap: Todo Limpio (Clean Up Everything)
Previously on Flipping Out…the gang is living and working in Sherman Oaks at Valley Vista during ongoing renovations. It’s been hard on everyone but Jeff still thinks it beats paying $100k for a rental...
View ArticlePretty Little Liars Recap: Dig, dig, dig
After last week’s bombshell ending, we return to the season opener of the girls digging up Elliott’s grave. Ali and Hanna are both catatonic. I’m surprised girls this skinny were able to dig as much as...
View ArticleThe Bachelorette Recap: Be It Ever So Humble
Hi, Trashies. We’re down to the final four and you know what that means! That’s right, it’s time to meet the people who are ashamed to admit they’re related to these losers! With that, let’s get right...
View ArticleWAGS Recap: Stupid #** C*!#
This week we start off with Olivia and Tia. They’re meeting up to discuss the events that took place at Marcedes’ casino night charity event. One thing they don’t do on this show is waste time with...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Orange County Recap: Frozen Assets
This week’s experiment in terror opens with a rehash of everything that’s happened this season, so far. Including a little tidbit MisRed forgot to include last week- probably because I was in shock...
View ArticlePreacher Recap: El Valero
Hey Folks!!!! Sorry for the delay in last week’s recap, but GUESS WHAT??? My co-host Johnny Kolasinski have launched a PREACHER PODCAST!! It’s called “Book of Genesis: A Preacher Podcast” and you can...
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