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Masterchef Podcast #2: Psychics, Naked Cooking and Uncle Toms
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Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Recap: Big Bad Bianca and Bachelorette Blow Up...
Hello friends. My DVR did not record last week’s show (Big Bad Bianca) so to make up for it, I will provide a brief recap and fast track this past Sunday’s episode (Bachelorette Blow Up) with a bunch...
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Fuller House Recap: Restraining Orders, Anyone?
We open with Stephanie pitching a song she wrote to the baby, to try to appeal to the youth demographic. She puts her headphones on him, and his face only hints at how much torture he is under. The two...
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Preacher Recap: Operate w/ Caution
Hey Dorks! I know there’ve only been three episodes of “Preacher” so far, but I’m hooked. You hooked? I’m hooked. Specifically I’m dangling by one of Cassidy’s fangs (hanging on his every word, get...
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TMZ – Calvin Harris Betrayed Over Taylor Swift’s New Hookup…Suspected For Weeks Before Breakup So much DRAMA now that Princess Tay-Tay has wrapped her baby colt legs around charm machine Tom...
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Famously Single Recap: What are THOOOOOOSE?!
Hello trashies!! I’m back! It’s been a crazy week for me, what with Nick Jonas releasing a new album and all. But how could I forget, the premier of a brand new E! Hit: Famously Single. I’m just going...
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Shahs of Sunset Recap: Asa Kaftans Sponsored by Subway
Well I don’t know about you but my abs have finally recovered from the laugh I had watching the Reza comedy debut, what a ham! Ok all kidding aside last week was some Bravo filler for sure and...
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Scream Recap: Breakfast is the Most Awkward Meal of the Day
Last week we learned that the best way to reunite with your estranged teenage daughter was to try and mow her ass down in your car. No wonder those Teen Mom girls turned out so good. Meathead’s dead....
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RHONY Recap: Mexican Standoffish
Last week, Bethenny broke all of the noise ordinances in the Berkshires. Jules placed 2 billionth in the coffee making Olympics. Ramona and Luann dressed in their finest furs and tablecloths and Ramona...
View ArticleGame of Thrones Recap: GO HOME
Sorry for the delay, loves. I’m in the process of buying a house, studying for a big exam, and informing a backlog of sexual partners about a certain little bug I recently picked up! It’s a wonderful...
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Reign Recap: Bloody Mary
Making plans these days sucks. It’s usually in a group chat where no one will make a definitive statement, or respond, or agree on anything from location to who to invite. The worst is when you do...
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Masterchef Recap: I added honey to this, because I’m a f ing bear. Deal with it.
Hi Trashies After all the terrible events of the last week, it was a relief to get back to something as mindless and predictable as Masterchef. This week is the first mystery box of the new season and...
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BB18 Cast Takedown
Howdy Trashies, and welcome to the BB18 cast takedown! The amazing and attractive Jewpacabra and I, Ari Safari, will be your able recappers this season — we’re very much looking forward to it! Team...
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Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Slithering On Up
Greetings, Trashies! This week on MDLNY, Ryan take over Fredrik’s failed listing, Luis gets a workout, and Fredrik finds out he’s got a friend. Let’s get right to it, shall we? We open with Ryan, who...
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The Real Housewives of Dallas Reunion Recap: Cary Cries & LeeAnne Lies
I have a confession to make. I had no idea The Real Housewives of Dallas Reunion was airing on Sunday night. Did you all know about this? I’m no Bravo prophet or anything, but this does not look good...
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Game of Thrones Recap: Daddy’s Girl
Previously on Game of Thrones.. Sansa and Jon don’t have enough men. Shireen was burned up by her daddy (Happy Father’s Day!) Theon and Yara made a run for it from their evil uncle Euron. Tyrion makes...
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AUDITIONS: Seeking Writers With Really Crappy Attitudes to Mock Morons on TV
We have such a strong stable of thoroughbreds that we haven’t had to have auditions in a while, but there is too much stupid on TV to not expand our TrashTalking family. If you have a little voice in...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Jinger Duggar, Anton Yelchin, Demi Lovato, Prince William,...
Celebitchy – Well the Duggars are Back in The News And will be for all eternity since their family envelops BASICALLY the entire population of Denmark. This time we’re focusing our deviant eyes on...
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The Bachelorette Recap: The Search for a New Villain
Holy shit, Trashies! It seems like it’s been forever since we were last here. What did we all do with ourselves last week? As I’m sure you remember, we left off with Chad coming back to the house after...
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So You Think You Can Dance: The Next Generation Episode 4 Recap
Tiny TrashDancers, we have made it past the auditions and are on to the Dance Academy, where 100 talented tater tots will be whittled down to 10. After watching all of the solos, the 10 All Stars will...
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