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Preacher Recap: He Gone
Hey, dorks. This episode made me just terrifically sad this week, and Eugene didn’t even appear. This show might be a little too good. That or I’m overly invested in a fictional universe the events of...
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Pajiba – Third Eye Blind Played An RNC Concert Just So They Could Troll Republicans You may be thinking did I wake up in 1997? No, but if the RNC is any indication, we woke up in the South in 1953....
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Stranger Things Recap: Bye, Bye, Will Byers
***Please welcome the fabulous Lady Crockett to take on Stranger Things! Let’s turn back the clock to 1983, where Stranger Things are happening. This new Netflix sci-fi thriller takes place in...
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Famously Single: You’re Cool and Everything
We pick up right in the middle of another one of Callum and Brandi’s fights. I don’t understand why exactly they are drawn to each other- am I alone in this? Is it because they are both blonde, tan,...
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RHONY Recap: Karat Topped
Last week, the housewives fell victim the curse that requires them to fight at any table covered in meatballs. Ramona and Luann walked, argued and made up over the course of a NYC block. Jules took...
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Scream Recap: Carnival of Tools
Previously: Audrey FINALLY came clean to her empty ball sack of a best friend about Peeping Pipergate; Sheriff Zero Fucks has the only working brain cell in Lakewood, and his son, Creepy Cartoonist...
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New Big Brother Smother Episode!: #5: Fool Whip
This week on Big Brother, Da’ hits someone with her giant hair, Paulie shifts his junk a lot, and Frank calls people hon. Listen here or on iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher!
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Big Brother Recap: Shady Hair Whips
Hey guys, First, WELCOME SCARLETT. Way to rock it on your first BB post! Our Ari void is very hard to fill but you stepped it up. I’m glad to have such a talented newbie to work with this summer. So...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Donald Trump, Prince George, Barron Trump, Farrah Abraham,...
CNN – This Motherfucker Actually Did It. The white supremacist acid trip known as the Republican National Convention came to a close last night in Cleveland as Donald Trump, a dusty tangerine vacuum...
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RHONJ: Happy New Beginnings Eve
Hello, my name is Steven Wiser. For the last, few years so have been a fellow commenter on this site and I feel incredibly lucky to be given a chance to work out my love of reality TV as a recapper. I...
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Flipping Out Recap: Ready Set Glow
Previously on Flipping Out…Matt has impressed everyone with his work ethic and mad design skills, so when he recommended his friend Ashlyn for hire Jeff was all for it. Alexandra, Jeff and Gage’s...
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Million Dollar Matchmaker Recap: Sex Toy Models and Silver Foxes
Contrary to popular belief, Patti Stanger, formerly of Bravo’s “Millionaire Matchmaker” is still alive and well and has taken her weave and attitude to WeTV for her new knock-off series, “The Million...
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Big Brother Recap: There Can Be Only One!
Tonight is a very special episode of Big Brother – the battle back competition. In honor of this illustrious event, I’ve suspended my sober viewing policy; this recap is brought to you by Bird Dog...
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Real Housewives of Melbourne: Perverts Guide to Housewives
So I’ve a confession. The Housewives franchise domestically is sort of like the Romanian gymnast team this year. Young women who are shadows of their former glory who can’t menstruate through no fault...
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The Bachelorette Recap: Fantasy Not-So-Sweet and The Men Tell All
***We have a new(ish) Bachelorette podcast called Rose Pricks! Check it out! Hi, Trashies. It’s time to pick up where we left off last week. Luke has just admitted to JoJo that he loves her thus giving...
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New Big Brother Smother Episode: #6: I’m Nice to You Sometimes
This week on Big Brother, Michelle gets jeal, Frank gets stanked, and Paul is an idiot. Enjoy! Listen here or on iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher!
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TrashTalkCeleb: Blake Shelton, Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber, Bradley Cooper,...
Perez Hilton – Blake Shelton: You Can Take the Boy Out of the Possum Nest … but ya can’t take the stereotypical backwoods tendencies out of the boy. Earlier this week, Blake Shelton apparently...
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Preacher Recap: Hell is Other People
All right, Trashtalkers, I can’t keep saying each episode of this show is my favorite, so let’s just say I think it’s good. Really good. Like, my favorite (for now–I’m in a polyamorous relationship...
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RHONJ Recap: Kickin’ It Old School
Just a warning this post contains a lot of photos because these ladies give good face! The episode opens with all of our ladies waking up in bed and getting their kids ready for the school day. I...
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New Orange is the New Crack Episode 9: Help Me, Bianca
Hey inmates. What took you so long? We’ve been waiting for hours. I really need you to fix this toaster oven. Ever since you unplugged it my muffins have been coming out tasting all stale and sour....
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