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Million Dollar Matchmaker MiniCap: Twinkie Dinkies & Beta Betches
Patti and her matchmaking minions have a real challenge ahead of them this week as they host a Millionaire and Millioneiress at the Millionaire’s Club resort. Tony, a repeat cradle robber and “twinkie...
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Scream Recap: Talk Logic To Me
Previously: Audrey got busted (finally) via voicemail, and must now face the wrath of the bland one; Bitchy told Lakewood to stick it up their bike path; Professor Try-Hard got up in Bleh-mma, and the...
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Flipping Out Recap: Scope of Work
Previously on Flipping Out…Jeff is “absolutely back to flipping” but he still seems to have a number of renovation projects. Chaz Dean, Jeff’s friend and biggest client, is super busy, what with all...
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Masterchef Recap: Nathan. Able to kill a party stone dead at 50 paces.
Hi Trashies This week, the gates of Hell itself open and spew up the lowest of all abominations to plague the Masterchef kitchen – Children. Worse, Teenagers. Welcome to episode 9, ‘A Piece of Cake’....
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Million Dollar Matchmaker Recap: Twinkie Dinkies and Beta Betches
This week’s episode promised to be full of drama as it was advertised that the Millionaire’s Club was set to be host to two of Patti’s most difficult clients yet. We open with Tony, a Millionaire...
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Big Brother Recap: Welcome To My Nightmare
Well, not content with simply being the most boring thing on television anymore, The Masters golf tournament or whatever it is ran late, forcing CBS programming to have a 40 minute delay. So while I...
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NEW Podcast! Dollar Date Club #1: Cheap Date
L-Boogie and OregonWine take a meaningful journey into the hearts of hos and the wallets of thinning headed douchebags in this new podcast celebrating Patti Stanger’s face and her never ending stream...
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Stranger Things Recap: A Blonde + Bombshells
Chapter Four: The Body Chapter Three closed on a highly emotional note. The body of poor little Will had just been discovered in a large quarry, but not everyone is convinced of the corpse’s...
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Havana Good Day
Welcome back K-fans! This week we travel to Kuba — I am sure the K-family will be buying the island soon so I have already changed the spelling! This episode is relatively short (an unsual amount of...
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So You Think You Can Dance: The Next Generation Episode 9 Recap
I hope everyone is having fun in the sun. It’s SYTYCD time again so let’s get to it: the 8 remaining tots and 10 All Stars are dressed as toys for a Phoenix and Pharside group routine. It’s funky and...
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WAGS Recap: Sisters, Snapchat & Mexican Proposals
After an unexpected and unexplained hiatus, WAGS came back this week with more than a bang, it came back with a volcanic eruption of messiness and pettiness. Let’s talk about it! While this week’s...
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Real Housewives of Orange County Egg, Cupping, Fighting and Stripper Heels
Greetings, Trashies!!! Let me begin by saying, Amazon is skatin’. MisRed had a dream last night that this episode didn’t get posted on Amazon streaming… and she was panicked because MisRed has a...
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RHONJ Recap: The Calm Before Hurricane Jacqueline
The episode opens with Melissa checking in on things at Envy to supervise Derek exercising his new managerial duties and instructing on picking up poop leaving Joe at home to baby-sit his own kids....
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Rose Pricks Bachelor in Paradise Podcast #12: Crabchelor in Hairadise
Bachelor in Paradise beings a hilarious season. Will Evan get Dick’d? Will Chad’s hairpiece find love with a crab? And what kind of person names themselves Lace? MYSTERIES! Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For...
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The Bachelorette Finale Recap: The Final Bros
Here we go, Trashies. We finally made it! It’s time for the finale of The Bachelorette. Will JoJo pick Robby – the orange tinted cliche machine with a shady past? Or will she pick Jordan – with a past...
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Sharknado 4 Recap: An Unnatural Disaster
When it comes to real life, I am not easy to please. I judge and I judge harshly. Text messages riddled with emojis, an egregious uncorrected spelling error, an important reference gone unrecognized,...
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Stranger Things Recap: Break On Through to The Other Side
Chapter Five: The Flea and the Acrobat Chapter Four dropped a lot of bombshells on us. Hopper went completely rogue on the Byers case, and is now doing his own reconnaissance work. He discovered that...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Suicide Squad, Clint Eastwood, The Bachelorette, Ben Affleck,...
Celebitchy – Suicide Squad‘s Reviews Are So Bad, Fanboys Want To Shut Down Rotten Tomatoes Across the globe fanboys are getting off their mom’s couch, brushing off the Funions, and saying, “Hell No!”...
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Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Paradise Lost
Hi, Trashies. After the snoozefest that was The Bachelorette finale, I’m ready to enjoy a show that doesn’t take itself seriously at all. Are you ready to do that with me? The most self-aware show in...
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Famously Single Finale Recap: Like You Will Always Be
Welcome back trash fans, for the final episode of Famously Single. It sure has been a journey, and I’m sure we have all learned just as much as the cast. Nothing, that is. Let’s find out together, as...
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