Welcome back K-fans! This week we travel to Kuba — I am sure the K-family will be buying the island soon so I have already changed the spelling! This episode is relatively short (an unsual amount of filler and repeated scenes) so let’s get to it. There will be a lot of ASS shots towards the end.
For some strange reason, Kourtney, Kylie and Kendall (and I assume Scott, too) thought it would be funny to “catch” Kendall in bed with Scott and then send out photos of it on social media. Haha. Such kinky and klever kharacters in the K-family!! Krazy!
Caught Ya!
At Khloe’s house – Khloe is on the phone with Lamar’s eye doctor, making an appointment for him and seeing to the details, making a big deal of handling all of Lamar’s needs — she proudly tells this to Malika. She has arranged for him to get his nails done, to have massages, a house call with the dermatologist because his skin is breaking out. She tells Malika that Kendall is doing a fashion show in Cuba, and asks Malika to go with her. Kim and Kourtney are going also. Khloe says Malika is her Wingman. (Sounds like Khloe is Lamar’s wingman.) Khloe wants to start doing things for herself, not for everyone else.
“I do it all for Lamar”
Kim is back to eating
Khloe and Kim are telling Kris that they are all going to Cuba. Kris says she won’t be joining them – there is no internet there and she has too much work to do to be without internet. But she is anxious for them to go without being able to communicate with them. Kim says the trip will be legendary and the Sangria is to die for. (I thought she didn’t drink?) Kris says the only thing she can enjoy about them all being in Cuba is that she can have some peace and quiet. (This is undoubtedly foreshadowing for something….)
On the private K-plane – Khloe and Malika and Kourtney and her kids are all on board. As it turns out Kendall won’t be in Cuba after all, but they decide to go anyway since they have their travel plans all set. Kim and Kanye and their kids are going separately and will meet them in Cuba.
Little Man on board
Scott decided at the last minute that he wanted to come but he didn’t get this travel documents in order in time, so he’s not coming. Khloe says not being able to use her phone will be a problem for her – the others all will have their family with them – but Khloe and Malika don’t. She’s worried about Lamar. She mentions there is only one hotel in Cuba that has Wi-Fi.
Havana Harbor
In Cuba – there is a lot of discussion about the Zika virus and they all ridiculously spray each other with Deet, except for Kourtney who has some organic version of Deet. Armando is the driver for Khloe’s vehicle, a Bel Air – Khloe loves the car. There are goats along the side of the road. Malika makes the insane comment that the goats are to Cubans like dogs are to people in the U.S. They love everything: “The buildings are so colorful. This is Cuban real life. History and culture. People outside and walking the streets and having pride on their faces. Everyone enjoying other people.” Malika wants them to set a goal that this will be the best trip ever.
Have some Deet
Kim and Kanye and kids show up and ride in a pink Cadillac. No car seats for these kids. (Kourtney insisted on them for her kids.) Kim says Cuba is exactly how she imagined it.
Walking the streets, Kourtney picks up a local person named Berta. She likes to walk the streets and talk to the locals. She feels like she’s living life.
There is someone there filming Kanye all the time – a young filmmaker who he is giving a leg-up in life.
Kanye’s documentary man
They are sitting at the same table at a restaurant where Barack and Michelle Obama sat when they visited Cuba. There is discussion that the toilet has no seat so you have to “Cop a Squat” on the toilet. (For Michelle, a seat was put down for the First Lady.) Kourtney makes the insane comment that copping a squat is her thing.
Somebody has called Khloe to tell her that Lamar has asked for cash (Khloe must be in the one hotel with Wi-Fi). She says he was waiting for this – thinking she couldn’t be in touch, and now he’s going to go off on the deep end or something. Khloe says when they were married he used to do this every time she would leave town. (So why is she surprised?)