Greetings, Trashies!!! Let me begin by saying, Amazon is skatin’. MisRed had a dream last night that this episode didn’t get posted on Amazon streaming… and she was panicked because MisRed has a routine and if the routine is thrown off… well, it’s not good. So then MisRed checked her email at 3:30am and the episode wasn’t up. MisRed fell back to sleep and dreamed she was in CHINA, trying to stream the episode on a bus. MisRed has been on a bus in China and trust her, it’s no place to stream an episode. Cut to 4:30am, MisRed checks email again- and the episode is up. 5:30, MisRed got up, made a cup of coffee, assembled her support staff, fired up the Roku and… the episode wasn’t there.
Finally got it up (that’s what he said) on the Ye Old Bravo site and started to watch that way, and then 30 minutes later the episode was on Amazon. Very confusing. Dear Amazon, get your sh*t together.
Don’t tell MisRed the episode is up when it isn’t, because once the coffee is made and the support staff is at their posts. this train has left the station.
Oh yes, we remember, the good old days.
On with the show. Last week, a portal to hell, called Shannon’s 70’s Disco party, opened and the evil spirits of the underworld were released. Kelly called David a pedophile. David called Vicki the lowest of the low. Nina tits fell out and she hid Vicki’s purse. Heather fell down. Jim Edmonds was nowhere to be seen. Tamra did nothing. Kelly labeled Shannon “Mrs. Roper” and David was justified in cheating on Shannon and oh yeah, Shannon is disgusting.
Ok, what fresh hell is this?
The episode opens with Shannon on the monkey bars. Tee Hee, Shannon exercising- it’s so fascinating and unnatural. It’s MisRed’s favorite!
American Ninja Warrior
Cut to Kelly and Michael putting a slipcover on a couch, which MisRed can attest- is no picnic. MisRed works up a full sweat trying to put the covers on her couch cushions.
The jig is up, Kelly buys her couches at IKEA
What else? Oh Meghan getting some breakfast extracted from her uterus.
It’s Egg Retrieval day. Meghan complains, to her Mother, because her husband has fled to Poland and is living under an assumed name, she had to deal with all of the drama of Shannon’s party, ON TOP OF her ovaries being the size of bowling balls. Seeing as none of the party drama was directed at Meghan, I’m not really sure why it was a hardship? Sheeeet, MisRed would have grabbed a bag of popcorn, put her hooves up and enjoyed.
In the operating room? Is it an operating room? It’s like- operating room-esque. Meghan has finally grasped the concept of the hair net and its intended purpose. She is laying on the table, her mother at her side, holding her hand; Meghan says, “I feel faint.” Good thing she is lying down. Imagine if she fell on her ovaries? Or would they act like hippity hop and cushion her fall?
Unfortunately, we don’t get to find out. Surprise! Meghan is upset that Jim isn’t there. But not upset enough to not take a selfie before they grab her eggs.
The nurse administers an IV but she would prefer to have LSD, Acid and Molly. Meghan hates needles; but, she loves drugs. She confesses to her mother that she loves drugs. And smoked weed.
The Doctor shows us Meghan’s eggs on the monitor.
I thought those eggs looked familiar…
Meghan wakes up from the procedure and says “I did it.” Actually, the doctor did it, you just lay on the table under the influence, Meghan. Eh, I guess she did schlep around those monster ostrich eggs for a month.
Meghan comments to her doctor that she met the Dr’s wife the night before. Dr. Potter corrects her, it’s his EX-WIFE. Ohhhhh, Nina (of the comedy duo Jaci and Nina) is his ex.
I was just elbow deep in your snatch and she brings THIS up?
Bahahahaah. Poor guy. Or lucky guy to be rid of that slag. Meghan comments “She has a colorful mouth.” He was like… uh yeah. And sloppy fun-bags, for those playing at home.
Tamra shows up at Vicki’s office. Someone has to make some money, you know?!!? Vicki tells Tamra, Troy gives her a guilt trip every morning by asking her not to go to work. So, in turn, Vicki gives him a guilt trip about not having a job and not financially contributing to the family. He’s 3 years old- it’s time he got off his lazy ass and got a JAHHHHHHHBBBB! Vicki says she is so busy; she needs a wife to dump tings on. How progressive. That Vicki, such a champion for women’s’ rights! Vicki hopes to rekindle her friendship with Tamra. They rehash the events of Shannon’s party. Vicki says she had nothing against David before, but she does now. Vicki says that David shouldn’t talk to women the way he spoke to her. “Can you imagine what he does to Shannon?” Well, he probably doesn’t ensnare her in a cancer scam and make her buy him new teeth, causing a rift between Mother and Daughter, and for all of her friends to turn on her, but yeah, David really is the worst.
Just sitting around waiting for a casserole!
Over at the Beador Manz, Shannon is upset that Vicki said to David that she (Shannon) was manufacturing drama.
We don’t manufacture drama. We buy it from China like everybody else.
She is thankful David stood up for her. Shannon saw RED when Kelly said that it’s no wonder that David cheated on Shannon. Shannon regrets it and feels badly. Well, as much as she can. Not a lot of room in there for anything but “negative thoughts.”