TMZ – Rihanna was in Nice Last Night
She’s fine, but dozens are not and 84 are dead.
Sigh.
Here’s to you and me.
People – Also in Nice: The Cast of the 50 Shades Franchise
Ironically, Dakota Johnson escaped the Nice attacks only to be shackled, tortured, and beaten within an inch of her life to the dulcet tones of Enya in a red room of misappropriated angst.
E! – Who The Fuck Asked?
Sayeth her filler full Kylie Jenner on Twitter this day: “Omg. No I’m not pregnant. It’s been the same rumor for years & no baby…” YEARS? This bitch is EIGHTEEN. ATE. TEENE. Years? You mean when you were playing the no pants statutory dance with Tyga? You mean when you were tumbling around on Keeping Up with the Kardashians and hiding puppies from your dad in the bathroom? You mean when you were watching the Cheetah Girls movie on repeat and begging your mom to make you a Disney Channel star but then settled for the next best thing which is a harmless, 65% polyurethane sex puppet? OK. OK Kylie. Thanks for settling the score for us.
TMZ – Here’s a Sexy Tip:
Wear this to work! Try it with a smart blazer or pair with funky costume jewelry for a night on the town with the girls!
CNN – The Yankees Clubhouse was LIT in the 90s
Darryl Strawberry, a retired baseball player and former PLAYA playa, admits that he used to drink in the dugout at his baseball games and have sex with random fans between innings. YO. I was always more of a Wade Boggs kinda girl (I know, ew), but hey, a Yankee’s a Yankee. Even if it’s Daaaaaaaarryl. Daaaaaaaarryl. Daaaaaaaarryl. Can you imagine getting the opportunity to say you scored a home run in the Yankees Clubhouse? God my dad would be so proud of me.
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