Hey Trash Talkers!!!!!!!
I know I’m a day late this week so I’m gonna just jump right into this bitch. Thankfully these episodes have not been nearly as boring as of late. I just need a double eviction week to start weeding out some of these idiots and fillers (I’m looking at you Coreyzzzzzz). Previously on Biiiiiiiiig Brother. Bobblehead Paul became HoH AKA a death sentence for us all. Paul wanted to target Bubbles Bridgette (who recently seems to have had her bubble burst by a bunch of mean girls. They really do treat her like garbage), but no one wanted to be put up as a pawn. After a bunch of people dodging that bullet, Paulie eventually said fiiiiiiine and volunteered.
Ok guys, we really need to have a talk about Paulie. I swear to god, he is getting uglier and uglier every single day. He’s lost his good hair thanks to Paul, and lost his abs, which were honestly the only thing he had going for him. They used to help distract me from his shitty personality. Now we are just stuck with that. Ugh.
After our swirly jizz opening sequence, we pick up right where last episode left off. Bubbles is still upset that she is seemingly the target. I just want to hug her at this point. Girl just looks miserable and beaten down.
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Momma Day is also very suspicious because Paulie being nominated instead of Nicole is kinda coming out of left field for her. She does not like being out of the loop. She finds that this may be the perfect opportunity to scoop up Bubbles and get her on her side. Because Bubbles is “alone” and “brainless”
Bubbles just kinda sits by and listens and then interviews later that she doesn’t believe a word coming out of Momma Day’s mouth because of how hard she pushed to get Frank out of here. Also, Bubbles would feel much more comfortable is Momma Day is the one sitting next to her come eviction night. Very true Bubbles, very true. Momma Day’s over emotional sob fest gameplay may be your ticket to another week. She goes up to the Bobblehead Central to talk to the Bobblehead himself, who assures her that the target is Day so just lay low.
Paul says that he wants to keep Bubbles comfortable. If she goes home then he doesn’t give two shits, but if she stays and Day gets sent home, then maybe he may have a new ally in Bubbles. Or at least someone who won’t nominate him. Guys, is Paul actually playing the best game right now????
This must be the twilight zone. Sidenote he doesn’t take this robe off the entire episode. Gross
Apparently all the guys decided, hmmmm you know what sounds like a good idea. Let’s not walk the 10 feet to change into our swimsuits and just pull our pants off and get in the hot tub in our undies. Something tells me it was just these narcissists’ way of showing off their “hot” bodies and stripping “skills”
Seriously…. what happened to Paulie???
Nicole then walks into the back yard, saying that she had some sex dreams about Derrick and his wife and Cody. The guys berate her with ooooooooooohs and cat calls.
If anyone needs an argument against the existence of evolution. Here ya go!
Ut oh…. looks like there is trouble in showmance paradise land. Zakeeeeeeya is upset because Paulie has been really distant lately. Z, he isn’t being distant, he just is in love with Paul and wants to become Paul and wants to sleep with Paul and Friendship friendship friendship friendship friendship.
He isn’t worth it Z. You can do better
Up in the HoH room, Paulie continues to talk shit and says that he never had feelings for her and that she is acting like a stupid girl. They eventually go to bed but Z is not done with the conversation. She accidentally wakes up Paulie and they go into a room to talk about what’s been happening between them. OK, talk is a generous term for what happens. Z tries to explain how she’s been feeling and Paulie tells her that her feelings are wrong (because that’s how feelings work). He tells her basically to stop complaining because he stepped up so she didn’t have to go on the block so she should be appreciative and not be upset he is treating her like shit.
Props to Weirdo Michelle for evesdropping this whole thing like a boss
Paulie eventually walks out of the conversation like the immature asshole that he is. Ugh this whole conversation made me sick. I hate self entitled assholes that think they are always right no matter what and no one else’s feelings are as important as theirs.
Boooooooooo
Ok granted Z is being a little bit petty and upset, but no man should tell someone that their feelings are just straight up wrong and then walk out of the convo.