When we left Biiiiiiig Brotherrrrr last week, there was actually a lot of stuff going down – mostly off camera. On screen there was a double eviction, where we lost Zakiyah then Bridgette. Corey was the HOH for a millisecond, and people were finally starting to see Paulie’s true colors. Hopefully we get the dirt about what went down between the houseguests vs. Paulie, and maybe Zingbot will make an appearance – one thing’s for sure, Michelle is going to ugly cry all over the place, so let’s do this! This recap is brought to you by Shiner’s seasonal summer beer flavor, Prickly Pear – a variety that makes as much sense as Paulie’s haircut/sideburns combo.
Lookin gooooood
Oh man, apparently we’re going to get to see what happened in the 24 hours before the double eviction! But before we do – just AFTER the eviction, Michelle was crying (of course) and immediately took back that Nicole was trying to make a deal with her. Instead she says Nicole, uh, kind of was talking to her before the eviction. Now she’s screwed for saying that she wanted to blow up Paulie’s game and calling Nicole a snake (not to mention saying “Jozea was right” – I mean. Come on). She’s like – “uh, Natalie and Nicole – final three?”?
Yeah right.
Okay, now we travel back through the depths of time…back to 24 hours before eviction. Natalie is like “Z, will you help me pick out an outfiiit?”. Zakiyah goes with her to a bedroom where Natalie lays some truth on her. It turns out that one time Paulie was hiding with Nat under a bed and said that it would be a good place for them to make out without James or Z knowing; and also once by the pool he told her to “put that little Latin booty away”. Ew. Z starts to cry and says she really appreciated the info. BUT DID SHE?
Signs point to no.
Nat tells Z that if Paulie wanted her to stay in the game he would have used the veto on her, because OF COURSE he would have. Then Z goes to talk to Paulie about his betrayal, because that totally makes sense. Ugh, girl. She tells him exactly what Nat just told her – that it’s down to Paulie that she’s on the block at all, as well as the booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere talk. Paulie says basically no way; Natalie’s been the one flirting with him the whole time, and she said that she would MARRY HIM?! Come on.
Paulie is now in full on douche mode that Nat opened her big mouth to Z at all. He says he doesn’t like Jersey girls, which is news to me and his ex-girlfriends, because he’s been engaged to at least one of them before.
Next stop on the wrecking Paulie’s game express is James, where Nat tells James about Paulie wanting to make out with her. James is feeling protective of Nat’s Latin booty, so he goes to have a heart to heart with Paulie in the bumper car beds.
“This would be the perfect place for us to make out.”
When he brings up the butt and making out comments, Paulie’s just like “Uh, I compliment all the girls”, and that he’s told Nicole she’s wife material. Why is this dude so hung up on marriage all of a sudden? This is like guys whose initial pick up line is “You married?” – slow it down.
Natalie walks past Paulie on the way to the bedroom, so it’s time for Paulie to get his passive aggressive threat on. He says for her and Michelle to have fun in their room, and that Michelle is going home tomorrow and Nat will be shortly after – he says it’s a promise, not a threat and then best of all he says “you’re about as fake as those things on your chest”. REAL. CLASS. ACT. The smug smile on his face makes my skin crawl.
Lizard person
Nat tells James, Bridge, and Paul verbatim the garbage that Paulie just laid on her, and James is all like, that is NOT okay.
No one puts Baby’s booty in the corner
James and Bridgey confront Paulie, and he repeats the fake as the things on her chest line that he’s so proud of. Bridgey says that sounds like a personal attack, and Paulie’s all “uh, it was a personal attack on HER part”, and says she’s hitting on everyone in the house. He claims that talking about her boobs was just a metaphor for her personality, so chill out man. Bridge, bless her departed soul, isn’t having it.
No way, brose
Zakiyah was in the room with them but she walks out and goes to talk to Nat and Michelle, so Nat goes to see what’s going on with James and Bridgey and Paulie.