Huffington Post – This is Not the Casualty I Was Hoping For This Election Seasoon
Comedy Central has cancelled The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, which sucks, because the show actually brought some much-needed diversity to the late night game and was also funny, insightful, and original. I hope that somewhere, up in Late Night Heaven, The Nightly Show is shitting on Donald Trump’s dead cat carcass of hair.
People – Tiny Elf Weds Beautiful Woodland Nymph
Congrats are in order for little comedian and professional yeller Kevin Hart, who wed longtime, normal-sized girlfriend Eniko Parrish over the weekend. Here’s a sneak peek at the ceremony!
People – Here’s Justin and Selena, Settling Their Issues Like Adults
You know, meeting quietly in a coffee shop. Sticking to “I” statements instead of “you” statements. Listening with purpose and intent. Acknowledging the basis of their feelings. Hugging each other with respect to their history.
Bye that I mean of course they’re sending each other nasty comments on Instagram. Progress!
TMZ – Remember on Friday When I Called the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard Drama Boring?
E! – Hey, Fraggle Rock is Coming Back!
Some of you youngsters may not know this, but way back in the day of the Kardashians’ nascent rise, pre-Kanye Era, slightly jutting against the turbulent Kris Humphries Spring, flourishing in the Great Lamar Revolution, there existed a brother named Rob. Wary against turning his life into a public study on fame, and swiftly absorbing fatal pounds by the week, he was soon exiled out of the Kardashians’ television empire (I mean lives) (eh, same difference) for what seemed to be eternity. Until one fateful day, he met a beautiful painted gopher named Blac Chyna. And lo, tho she was originally bequeathed to the Dread Pirate Tyga, consort to the fair Virgin Kween Kylie, she smashed the homie anyway, and Rob and Chyna officially rode off into the sunset. Sealing their love with an 18-year blood vow against the family dynasty, Rob and Chyna conceived of a babe. With the eyes of the kingdom upon them and the weight of King Ryan Seacrest’s judgment against them, the two have since been thrown into a perilous journey for redemption and glory: their own treacherous reality show. If you’d like to know how the rest of this saga turns out, dear readers, TUNE IN THIS SEPTEMBER, SUNDAYS ON E! POP!
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