Hey Trashies!!!
First of all, HUUUUUUGE Happy Birthday to our fearless leader RonnieK!!! He rocks all our socks by being the moderator on this site and keeps us laughing and organized. We love you Ronnie!!!!
Anyways… how nice is it that the gross ManTroll is gone???? I was so done with him being on my TV. Hopefully Bubbles Bridgett will win battle back so she can stir up some more shit. Or maybe Day? Idk just not ManTroll
Previously on Biiiiiiiiigggg Broooooother. Bewbs McGee Natalie won Hoh somehow despite having the intelligence of a fly. I absolutely love her and want her to win, but she is so adorably stupid. I mean she let the producers persuade her into making an alliance with Nicole and Borey. She made the mistake of admitting it on camera folks …. dumb dumb. BroViktor and Paul thought they may be safe . Meech won the America’s Care Package and became Co-HOH meaning that we get to see her absolutely craziness have some power for once. Bewbs nominated Vik and Meech nominated Paul while additionally putting him on blast about lying about the Momma Day vote and playing both sides of the house. I mean…. she isn’t wrong. But Meech is playing with fire. Paul basically changes sides if someone looks at him wrong. I think Meech is just out of shits to give…. much to my enjoyment
We get out out swirly jizzy opening and I literally just noticed that Bewbs and James are in the same scene in the opening.
It is fate!!!!!!!!
We pick up right where we left off and Paul quickly says, “Hey Vik, can you get this knife out of my back?” Ugh. It’s Big Brother. Everyone is going to lie and backstab. Meech caught you in a lie and you are gonna try and play it off like you usually do. I’m annoyed already.
Paul is informed that he is the target for the week by BroVik and Paul goes on his usual kitchen table tirade we have seen over and over and over again.
Deja-vu of ManTroll Kitchenpocalypse
Paul is super aggressive so Bewbs removes herself from the conversation which is when Meech decides it is time to jump in as well. They continue to argue about the Momma Day vote some more. He says everyone sucks at the game (clearly not). They caught you .
You know who is excited about nominations though???
The most boring couple of all time
Paul is still on is angry stomping mission around the house and goes and tries to be real with James/Bewbs/Meech in the HoH room. Basically the entire nominations process has centered around 1 converstation in which ManTroll told Nicole, Borey and Paul to get rid of James. To which non of them really agreed but Nicole blamed on Paul.
Nooooooowuh, now my stomach hurrrrrtsssssuh
Bewbs has instant regret now that she listened to the producers. Meech isn’t so swayed
Though I’m distracted by the chili stain in her cleavage???
BroVik and the rest of the HoH clan discuss how Nicole and the human representation of Beige have lied to absolutely everyone. They discuss maybe backdooring Borey but the only one who agrees to it is Bewbs. Meech and James still want to break up Paul and Vik by getting rid of Paul for being a huge contender to win it all.
Paul also asks permission to “go off” on Borey/Nicole to which Meech is like yussssssss, I need some entertainment.
Borey is summoned to the diary room…
leaving the defenseless prey out to be hunted
Annnnnnddddd we get another kitchen table argument. He rightfully calls Nicole out for being the reason he is on the block
This should be under the dictionary under the term caught
She just does her normally nasally whining shit and continues to lie (as she should). Borey eventually bursts from the DR celebrating that he deosn’t have to wear the Patriotard anymore and Nicole is like, “I’mmmmuh getting yelled attttuh righttuh nowwwwuh”.
#awkward is an understatement
It takes him at least 5 minutes and an entire dumb striptease to figure out what is actually happening. God I hate him
Nicole retreats to the HoH room to figure out what is going on. But we don’t really get a resolution before we go to break.
When we come back, we get a BB Stormwatch update???? I’m guessing this has something to do with the next veto comp. Our first update is saying that superstorm Glen hasn’t seen winds this mild since hurricane Jodi. Shaaaaaaaaaaddddyyyy. Poor Jodi always getting made fun of on this show. Will her eviction ever not be funny? Probably not
#justiceforJodi
Nicole and Borey are too busy finger blasting to pay attention
Totally not gay!!!!!
It’s time to pick players for the veto comp. The players picked to play are James and Borey who spent all night trying to convince everyone he isn’t gay to actually pay attention to the storm updates. So we all know he isn’t winning.
Go home. You add nothing to this show
Later, the Houseguests are trying to catch up on some sleep, however Paul is up in the HoH bed sleeping. Bewbs is pissed because that is her bed and she wants and deserves to sleep there. Just makes Bewbs more and more annoyed with Paul and she reconfirms she wants him out