The birther moms continue their fight for Kaylee’s birth certificate which Becky actually has in this episode of Toddlers & Tiaras, so you know, crisis averted! Phew! But shit is beginning to hit the fan between Becky and Katie.
I will cut a bitch…from this pageant!
Kim and Selyse show up and Selyse is unpolished but very funny onstage. Looks like Miss Cambrie will be taking this unmolded clump of Play-D’OH! on.
Cadence continues to be her little bitchy, monstrous self, while Mommy #2 cries and tells us how proud she is. Hope you are still feeling the pride when Cadence turns into an unruly teenager. Oh, and enjoy raising HER kid when she ditches at 15 because YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF HER! She doesn’t smile, doesn’t make a lot of faces being “I’m pooping” face, and is really stiff in her movements. Sucks to be you!
Fugly AND unpleasant. Great combo, proud moms.
Caitlyn messes up but only her mom knows, and mom Cherise actually walks away from her kid to gather her thoughts, and you can tell Caitlyn has no idea why. Great parenting.
Mommy, why are you denying me unconditional love and affection?
Kaylee smokes it onstage, Piper trips over her ego in the form of her gown, and a judge calls her “lackluster.” Oh burn.
Kaylee’s outfit of choice is James Bondish, and she does have fire onstage, which was against the rules and per a judge, very distracting. So Piper ups her game by having dad add a fog machine, which they weren’t supposed to use either. Her routine is really sloppy and unfortunately she does not have the physical acumen to carry off the routine. Which is code for she’s too fat for cartwheels.
Cambrie sees the scores between Kaylee and Piper, and one of the judges scored them both a 7 on outfit of choice, even though Piper sucked it bad. Cambrie is pissed and tells Becky, which only fuels Becky’s already nasty crotch fire.
Katie and Becky get into a huge fight in the hallway and suddenly Trystian and her mayo-headed kid from a couple of seasons ago look classy. Those poor hotel people. Always, always, always turn away business from a pageant, I don’t care how badly you need to make your sales numbers. The damage and noise just ain’t worth it.
And we STILL don’t have an ending to this pageant as it rolls into next week. BLECH!