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RHONY Recap: Season 8 Reunion Part 2
Last week, Bethenny and Luann took bets on how many married men they could bang before the Chinese New Year. Carole inspired Louisa May Alcott to come back to life and write Little Women: Jo’s...
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Finding Prince Charming Podcast #1: Prince Ho-tacular
It’s a new show for sad sack desperate singles, but this time they’re gays, and Lance Bass’ eyebrows host. Stefanie and Ronnie join forces to mock the dodos of Finding Prince Charming. For bonus...
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Bachelor in Paradise Finale Recap: Fantasies and Nightmares
Hi, Trashies! On a personal note, I’m all moved in and I can finally sit down and breathe for a second. Thanks, again, for your patience. This has been absolutely crazy. I think we should celebrate...
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The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team 1103: Catnip Anyone?
Hello Trash Talkers! Last week, we watched as Kitty Carter upstaged everyone else, with less than fifteen minutes on the screen. If you missed it, you can catch up by clicking here. Kitty’s antics were...
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Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: Mama Drama to Infinity Plus One
And we’re off on another episode of Toddlers & Tiaras! Fresh off of last week, Cambrie’s Court and Sassy Supremes are involved in the lamest street fight this side of a junior-high version of West...
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Play Fantasy Survivor on the TTTV Tribe!
It’s that time of year again. Our favorite game is coming back. Fantasy Survivor! Chooch is getting the tribe ready to kick some ass. To play with us, go to the Fantasy Survivor site and look for us....
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Hollywood Medium: Three Rings to Rule Them All
Welcome back, Hollywood Medium-heads! So sorry to have abandoned you last week, it won’t happen again – you know I love you, baby (ies). Usually I have the whole day off on Thursdays to watch garbage...
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RHONJ Recap: The Unbearable Burden of Joe Giudice
Hello Trashies! This post is super late and my only excuse is the Monday night airing combined with school starting at my house threw me completely off because I cant stay up all night writing anymore....
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TrashTalkCeleb: Alexis Arquette, Miss America, Rob and Chyna, Chris Brown,...
BBC – RIP Alexis Arquette Aw, bummer. Alexis Arquette died last night at the age of 47. Alexis (sister to Patricia and David) was an actress and trans rights activist, so this sucks. A cause of death...
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Big Brother Recap: Whoever Wins, We Lose
Well friends, we’re rapidly approaching the end of Big Brother. I feel like there’s going to be a hole in my life, but I’m planning on fixing it by watching my first ever season of Survivor (woo-hoo!)....
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Drag Race All Stars: HERstory
Welcome back to Drag Race All Stars!! Last week we watched our all stars play a snatch game for the ages. We got some Mae West realness and an impersonation of Alaska that was so bad, it deserved no...
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Masterchef Recap: What Fools These Mortals Be
Hi Trashies! Unfortunately a bit of a family crisis distracted me last week, so I’ll catch up fast, right before the finale. Waaay back in 14, the minis had a mystery box that meant they could cook...
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Married at First Sight Recap: Communication
Hola Trashies! This week, we wait for the impending doom of one marriage and continue to watch the other two fall apart! Sonia and Nik I don’t know what I’m going to do with these two. They are both...
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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap Vicki Slithers Back In
Hey there Trashies! Hope everyone is doing great. This recap is going to be short and sweet… MisRed blew out two discs in her back and is on the verge of commiting harakiri due to pain. And… I’m...
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Below Deck Recap: #BeachParty & Tattoo Troubles
Ahoy! We open this episode where we last left off: Kelley seeking advice and guidance from Captain Lee about Trevor’s innate talent for rubbing his fellow deckies the wrong way. Unknowingly rubbing...
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RHONJ Recap: Everything’s Coming up Rosie!
Welcome back Trashies to RHONJ. Fall is in the air and pumpkin flavored foods are EVERYWHERE! So lets get started. Siggy’s daughter is leaving for a Jewish federation trip and she wants to take her...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Fifty Shades Darker, Ryan Lochte, Kendall Jenner, Kim Zolciak
Dlisted – Here’s the Fifty Shades Darker Trailer: Now With Less Sexiness and Charisma! Yay! It’s part deux of that cinematic boner killer known as Fifty Shades Darker. Nothing dries my panties up...
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So You Think You Can Dance: The Next Generation Finale Episode Recap
TrashDancers, this is it – the finale! The Top 4 have been dancing their little hearts out for our vote and tonight we will find out who will grace the cover of Dance Spirit Magazine and become...
View ArticleDancing with the Stars Recap: May I Have This Dance?
Hi, Trashies! It’s that time of year again – it’s time to make fun of D-listers, wannabes, and has-beens. I feel like it’s 1991 all over again because Vanilla Ice is the most famous person in the room!...
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Toddlers & Tiaras Minicap
The birther moms continue their fight for Kaylee’s birth certificate which Becky actually has in this episode of Toddlers & Tiaras, so you know, crisis averted! Phew! But shit is beginning to hit...
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