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American Horror Story Recap: My Roanoke Recapping Nightmare
Welcome back, TrashDemons! Every year I lose more brain cells as I bang my head into my keyboard while trying to type up these AHS recaps, which makes it more likely every year that I’ll sign up to do...
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Big Brother Smother Podcast #13: Mama Didn’t Raise No BLINK
Paul yells, Nicole whines, Victor wears non outine-able pants and James is useless. It’s the penultimate episode, and we laugh harder than ever. Enjoy! Find us on Instagram and Twitter @smotherpodcast!...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Bobbi Kristina, Cry-Baby, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kim...
People – The Song That Never Ends Might Finally Be Over Nick Gordon, the late Bobbi Kristina Brown’s… whatever, was found civilly liable in Bobbi’s death just over a year after it happened. Failing...
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Finding Prince Charming Podcast #2: Bird Brain PLUS “Investi-gay-tions”
Chad offends someone with aggressive nut grabbing and a shady pool house invite. Also, he says “canary”. A LOT. This week’s premium bonus episode, “Investi-gay-tions”, is all about Roberto’s possible...
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RHONY Recap: Season 8 Reunion Part 3
Last week, Bethenny showed us how well years of TV therapy have worked for her. Sonja revealed that her affair with Tom was as legitimate as her long lost Nigerian uncle and his soccer team. Ramona...
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Big Brother 18 Recap: Can We Get Jury House Live Feeds?
Hey guys!!! Sooooooooo I didn’t realize that there was a Tuesday episode this week and spent like a day and a half deciding if I actually wanted to suffer through it and have a 2 episode recap. I...
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Food Network Star Kids: The One Where My Hub Watched…for 5 secs
Hey trash bags! Sorry gang. I’m a little late to the party this week…don’t ask. Ugh, so I didn’t even get to view this masterpiece of a show until last night. I was pretty excited because my hubs...
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Hollywood Medium: Moby, Babies, and a YouTube Sensation
Oh hell yeah, it’s Hollywood Medium time! The show where Tyler Henry for sure does not look up any of his celebrity readees before each visit, everyone gets closure, and sometimes there are cute pets....
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Toddlers & Tiaras: OMFG Crown Somebody Already!
Okay, Toddlers & Tiaras, you already know we love you. But we’re getting past the honeymoon phase and I swear to GOD you’d better crown someone soon! I love that you want to mix things up a bit,...
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Dance Moms Recap:My family just don’t get that the sick ones can’t be monetized
Hi Trashies! What wonders does Abbey have in store this week? Doesn’t matter really, whatever she does the Dmoms will interpret it as a secret agenda against their respective child. I’m not saying...
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Teen Mom OG Recap: Aloha Aloha
Hi Trashiis! I will be recapping Teen Mom OG this season, and I’m already late to the party! After Teen Mom was semi-canceled, I only watched Teen Mom 2, because it’s got the perfect balance of boring...
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team 1104: Cut!
Hey Trash Talkers! Last week, the women relied on the skills they established during sorority recruitment for their intros: humblebragging, gummy smiles and the dreaded fake laugh. It was office time...
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TrashTalkCeleb: The Emmys, Kelsey Grammer, Jim Carrey, Yo Gabba Gabba, Blind...
CNN – Rich, Wealthy People Dress Up, Congratulate Each Other, Drink Lots, Take Selfies. Show Biz! Hey jokers! The Emmys were last night! I didn’t watch. I was knee-deep in a bottle of vodka and busy...
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Finding Prince Charming Recap Episodes 1 and 2
Hey there, Trashmeisters. It has been entirely too long since we all judged reality TV contestants together, and what better way to get into the swing of things than with the new sure to be a...
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Masterchef Recap: He can be such a dick. I don’t know why I have sex with him.
Hi Trashies! The silver paper has fluttered once more and a new champion is chosen, bringing an end to possibly the least eventful Masterchef ever, (Except when Nathan feinted), but I’ve liked one of...
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Scream Queens Premiere Recap: Another Baby
Alright trashies, it’s unfortunately that time again- Scream Queens is back. I will say, I was planning on spending today maybe watching some season 1 episodes or ever reading my old recaps, as a...
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Drag Race All Stars: Bitch, I do what I want
Welcome back to Drag Race All Stars, cats and kittens! Last week we hade a huge lip sync extravaganza. Alysaa Edwards continued to be my favorite little kitten with a whip and Miss Ginger Minj was told...
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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap David’s Mom ain’t got it going on
Hi Trashies! We are back for another week of torture at the hands of these attention-seeking HOs. What do we have? Shannon is moving- she only has 13 days- did you know that? Tamra is reckless....
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Below Deck Recap: Puking Poodles & Slurring on a Swing
Last week ended with Trevor being put to bed in his #topbunk alone, while Nico was gifted with the chance to soothe his shady wounds alone in the guest quarters. This episode opens the following...
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Teen Mom OG Recap: Couples Therapy Edition
Hi, Trashiis! I’m back for the quickest turnaround recap I have ever written on this site (I think). Hope you enjoy! Maci Taylor plays baseball with Bentley outside their house, while Maci is visited...
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