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Toddlers & Tiaras Minicap
Remember the screaming white trash from last week’s Toddlers & Tiaras? Well, we open with that and it’s exhausting. So let’s get to the goddamn crowning and P.S. SPOILER ALERTS coming your way....
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RHONJ Recap: Blood Feud
Hello Trashies! Welcome back to episode 10! I can’t believe we have come so far and yet so little has happened! Siggy, Jac and Rosie meet at a bar for drinks to discuss the book signing the previous...
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Big Brother Smother Podcast #14: Unfriended
The finale of Big Brother was a doozy. Come on one final journey with us to talk about girl power, yelling hipsters, and Julie Chen’s vaginal quincenera dress. Enjoy! Find us on Instagram and Twitter...
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American Horror Story Recap: Pig Tails a’Plenty
Last week Real Matt and Real Shelby told us the story of their Haunted Ham House using Dramatic Re-Enactments. There were lots of dead pigs involved, but barely a glimpse of Denis O’Hare, Kathy Bates,...
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Big Brother Recap: The Hero We Deserve
Well it’s finally here – the end of Big Brother. Jewpacabra is covering the season premiere of Survivor, and so I have the honor of covering the thrilling conclusion of Biiiiiig Brooootherrrrrrrrr...
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DWTS Recap: Dancing on TV
Hi, Trashies! It’s TV night! Our stars will be dancing to some iconic (and not so iconic) TV theme songs. Let’s get right to the judging, shall we? First up, it’s Maureen and her tears. Seriously, I...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Brangelina, Chris Brown, Hugh Grant, Pharrell, Adam Levine
TMZ – Brad Pitt Fights for Kids No One Loves Anymore Because That’s What Divorce Means I don’t know if you heard, but Brangelina, a powerful, megalomaniac energy force that supplies power for half the...
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Finding Prince Charming Podcast #3: Spit Your Shame, Swallow Your Pride
A queen gets spittin’ mad, and Roberto goes in for more awkward kisses. Plus, this week’s bonus is about meeting reality stars in real life, the Vanderpumps, and general show gossip. Listen here, and...
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Married at First Sight Recap: Nick is a Sociopath.
Hola Trashies! Well, it looks like this show has surprised me in ways I never anticipated. I had originally written the recap for last week’s show and for some reason never posted it. Which ended up...
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Survivor: Terrible Children vs Mostly Sensible People : Gilligan’s Island 2
Hey Guys!!!!!!!!!!! OMG Survivor is back!!!!!! Thank the CBS Reality Gods. Survivor is my first true reality TV love. I started watching it during Survivor Thailand and recording it on my VHS tapes...
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Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: Out of the Sassy Pan and Into the Pageant Fire
This episode of Toddlers & Tiaras pretty much skirts over the titles won by the girls – titles we’ve been waiting on for like 3 episodes – so let’s review: Have you considered some concealer around...
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team 1105: Nasty
Hello Trash Talkers! Last week’s episode sent us to the salon for makeovers. Even with better hair, several rookies continued to stomp and stumble their way through routines. The line to the office...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Celebrity Deaths, Will & Grace, Vanderpump Rules, John...
CNN/ TMZ – Sad Weekend in the World of Sports Both golf king Arnold Palmer and Miami Marlins pitcher Jose Fernandez died over the weekend. Palmer was 87 and awaiting heart surgery. Fernandez, in a far...
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RHONJ Recap: The One Where Jacqueline fights with a Lesbian
Hello Trashies and welcome to the pinnacle episode of the season. I am going to apologize in advance that this is sort of long, there are a lot of pictures and hopefully some LOL’s. The editing was...
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Married at First Sight Minicap: Must Love Dogs
Hola Trashies! You guys are amazing, we’ve had some great conversations in the comments section – so keep it coming! You guys make me laugh, and even bring up things I didn’t see or think of! But...
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Below Deck Recap: 12 Courses & Guests Hairier than Horses
We open this week where we last left off: chaos on the playground. Trevor is swinging low after Ben took to slinging his drink off into the distance. Far too inebriated to inflict physical consequences...
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E! Online – Kate Hudson is Making An Album: “Music is My Life” Psst…Kate. Hey girl, so I know it’s hard out there for a sub par actress with only one good movie on her imdb page, but you’ve built a...
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Scream Queens Recap: The Return of Bad Badwell
Welcome back, those who made it this far: episode two. First things first we get a viewer discretions advised notice: must be 14 years old to watch. Only 14 that is. Only way you’ll think this is a...
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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap Shannon’s move and other catastrophes
Last week, Kelly and Shannon buried the hatchet. Shannon’s kids played a gig and David’s mom said that Shannon pushed David into his affair. But do note, David’s Mom has hated Shannon since the very...
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Toddlers & Tiaras Minicap
Ooooh it’s a dog that Nisa has been carrying around like conjoined twin head on Toddlers & Tiaras. Guess we don’t need the Drano for that hair ball clog after all. Last week, we met the Top Models...
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