Hola Trashies! You guys are amazing, we’ve had some great conversations in the comments section – so keep it coming! You guys make me laugh, and even bring up things I didn’t see or think of! But one thing we can all agree on is that Nick is the WORST.
The producers waste a good 20 minutes of my life this episode dealing with Heather and Derek. Derek is still wearing his wedding ring and the show wants us to believe that it’s because he is feeling shaken up because Heather left him, not that he is trolling the clubs like Castanza on a Seinfeld episode pretending that he’s a widower.
Sure, buddy.
Anyway, there’s all this build up to a confrontation between the two, and the show ends. It’s very annoying.
Tom and Lilian are still all moonfaced over each other and there’s really no conflict to mine except for the fact that she’s feeling insecure about Tom leaving her. She shares that her father up and left the family and she has a fear that Tom will abandon her. The show tries to spin it that Tom is actually very understanding of this and she has nothign to worry about. In fact, he shares that he left his last relationship due to commitment issues and Lilian thinks this is a good sign because he’s opening up when it’s actually A HUGE RED FLAG.
(Seriously, click on the link. This is one of my favorite SNL sketches. It’s frighteningly accurate)
Sonia and Nick meet with the pastor and either Nick is a pathological liar or he was so boozed up he doesn’t remember what he said, but he really downplays all the nasty yelling he did at Sonia the night before. He is over this marriage, and wants to be given a break or a “get out of jail free card.”
Here’s the thing, it’s ok to have second thoughts about marrying a stranger. It’s not ok to be a dick to a perfectly nice person. Got it Nick?
Anyway, Sonia meets with the pastor and reveals that she and Nick have been sexually intimate more than once (barf) and that his raging the other night hurt her even more deeply because of it.
The two of them finally meet up and Nick comes clean about all the sex they’ve had and says he denied it because Sonia wanted him to. Sonia finds this sweet and starts to warm up to him, and they go to Little Havana and a baseball field to connect more and it appears that Sonia is warming up to him again. Sonia shares that she is even missing his dogs, which of course she is. This might be the only positive thing to come out of this disaster.
Whatever, this marriage is over. You can’t come back from that. Impossible. Also, these two just ruined any chance of getting an annulment by announcing on television they banged.
So that’s it kiddos. I’ll have the full recap up soon, so until then go crazy in the comments and follow me on Twitter!