DWTS Recap: Two to Tango
Hi, Trashies! I’m so happy that I can actually write this recap. A sink hole opened up a few blocks away and the boyfriend’s sister (who only lives a block away from us) is still without power because...
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American Horror Story recap: “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Are there really only ten episodes this season?? We’re THIRTY PERCENT DONE, Folks!! We start where we left off last week, watching several cops with a ladder attempting to pull down Flora’s sweater...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Nicole Kidman, The Royal Family, Rob & Chyna, Daniel Craig, SNL
Jezebel – GIRL, I KNOW On her marriage to laughing shadow monster Tom Cruise, quoth Nicole Kidman: I was so young when I got married… I look back now and I’m like, “What?” Nicole. Sweetie. People –...
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Finding Prince Charming Podcast #4: Be Yourself, But Not
Sometimes when guys say “be yourself”, they mean “be more like I want you to be, k?” This week is about setting limits. Not putting your head on a dirty gym mat is a boundary you shouldn’t ever cross...
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Drag Race All Stars: Nothing But Twists
Welcome back to Drag Race All Stars, kids! Mrs. LikeaLady has been down for the count this past week due to what I’m fairly sure is a super flu/one person epidemic. But never fear, I have returned to...
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team 1106: Kitty Takes Over
Hello Trash Talkers! I am over Kelli and Judy dragging everything out this season. Let’s jump right in and get things moving. Here’s a little refresher of the previous episode. Country singer Kacey...
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Hollywood Medium Recap: The Anna Nicole Smith Story
I hate to have to be apologizing to y’all for the lateness of this recap, but here we are. I ended up doing the finale of Big Brother last week which put our precious Tyler Henry on the back burner. I...
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Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: The Many Faces of Nisa
This episode of Toddlers & Tiaras focuses on the Supreme Me pageant, the “biggest pageant on the west coast,” and the biggest whinefest in this hemisphere. If you remember, Trish found out that...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kim Kardashian, George RR Martin, Bindi Irwin, Sex and the...
CNN – Presented with Zero Snark Because honestly, this sounds pretty fucking terrifying. Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint yesterday in Paris after two psychos dressed as policemen forced their way...
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Survivor Mills V GenX
Hey Survivorettes!!!!! Sorry this recap is going up so late in the week (I really try and aim for Saturday postings during Survivor Season). I’ve been super sick all weekend and generally still feel...
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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap Secret, Lies and Vicki’s Hickeys
Last week… what the hell happened? Oh that’s right, nothing. The Glamis 4 went to the spa, Shannon moved, David’s family wished David stayed with his mistress, Meghan lost one of her embryos, Kelly...
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Finding Prince Charming Recap: episodes 3 and 4
Hey hey, Trashmeisters. Are you ready for more Gay Bachelor? Cause we’ve got two more episodes to slog through here and it’s so much easier if you come along for the ride with me. Last week Chad was a...
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Below Deck Recap: Serial Stewardess Snogger
Last week we bid an overdue adieu to Trevor, and suffered through 12 courses with an offensive group of charter guests – one of whom is toting some highly questionable “dietary restrictions.”...
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Food Network Star Kids: Stick a Fork In Me…I’m Done
Hi Trash Bags! I’m so sorry that I missed last week. Hey, give a girl a break! It’s pretty hard to type when your keyboard is covered in tears. Yes, (SPOILER ALERT!) my favorite little cheftestant...
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Toddlers & Tiaras Minicap
This episode of Toddlers & Tiaras has this season’s stupidest names and our first group of kids who take sides in the 2016 election. This week’s pageant is the Precious Moments Cowgirls &...
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RHONJ Recap: FFS
Hello Trashies and welcome back to the saga Jacqueline Laurita. Before we dig in, I want to talk about some stuff. Last week in the comments SofaTurnip mentioned how much Jac’s actions reminded them of...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Rosie O’Donnell, Sean Penn, Ashton Kutcher, JonBenét Ramsey,...
EW – Oh Fuck Yes Angry shouting large person who famously faced off with a more terrible angry shouting large person, Rosie O’Donnell, WROTE A POEM about meeting the daughter of her nemesis – Ivanka...
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Hollywood Medium: What A Long, Predictable Trip It’s Been
Well Trashies, we did it! We made it to the end of this season of Hollywood Medium, and just in time – a few more episodes and I might’ve started to believe that Tyler Henry really doesn’t search out...
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New Finding Prince Charming Pod Plus Bonus! #5: Masking Nell Carter
This weeks, the boys create masks to show what they’ve been hiding with their regular faces. Or something. Finding Prince Charming still makes no sense. Thankfully, it also still makes us cackle. This...
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Drag Race All Stars: A Family Dragfair
Welcome, welcome back to Drag Race All Stars. The number of picky rules last week sent my brain into a spin, but it seems we will be back to normal life in this beautiful world that RuPaul has lovingly...
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