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American Horror Story recap: Watch it for the disembowling
Last week, Chaz & Bros kidnapped Flora and then abandoned two filthy kidlets in a barn to feed from a Mama sow’s teats. OR, Dark Evil Forces took Flora, and Chaz & Bros were raising two filthy...
View ArticleDWTS Recap: Send in the Clowns
Hi, Trashies. It’s Cirque du Soleil night on Dancing with the Stars. Len is going to hate these routines. Oh wait, Len is back in London now as head judge on Strictly Come Dancing. That means that...
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Toddlers & Tiaras: Teeny Tiny Pageant is YOOGE
Welcome to the Election 2016 edition of Toddlers & Tiaras, where if you are too young to actually vote, we’d all like you to STFU! Not mine – from Cafe.com, but how apropos! Last episode,...
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Teen Mom OG Recap: Happy Fucking Mother’s Day
Hi, Trashiis, I’m back! I had a great vacation, but now I’m back in the recapping game. These episodes were kinda boring, except for the Farrah bits, but it looks like this coming week will be a bit...
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team 1107: Like Greasy Bacon
Hello Trash Talkers! Last week, the procrastinating producers took everything that should have been spread out into three episodes, and rolled into one. Cameo photos were taken. Kitty returned for Show...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Billy Bush, Melania Trump, Kim Kardashian, Ryan Lochte,...
Listen, Trashies. After a weekend full of pain and misery, I poisoned myself for 90 consecutive minutes as a sexually deviant sack of pollen harassed the country from a stage in St. Louis. So I’m...
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Survivor Mills v GenX: You Just Got Gargameled
Hey guys, Welcome back to another exciting Survivor Recap. OMG this season is insane and I love it. Thank god. We really needed a season with a bunch of entertaining to watch contestants. So previously...
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Real Housewives of Orange County Top O’ The Craic
So… here we are. Last week, Shannon ripped Vicki’s dress open to see her tit hickey and these skanks decided to go to Ireland after making their own yeast infection at Heather’s book party. We open...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Ivanka Trump, Shia LaBeouf, Bethenny Frankel, Ryan Lochte,...
Jezebel – Ivanka Trump Faved a Tweet About Her Dad Calling Her a “Piece of Ass” Because this entire election season has been one depressing Cheeto dusted shame spiral, here comes spawn of Orange Hitler...
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Below Deck Recap: Salty Windows, Saltier Captain
We return this week to find the new deckhand, Kyle, ailing on the critter-free pool. It may be clear of jellyfish, but there’s no shortage of drama out there. It appears that yes, he has dislocated his...
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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Tears and Eye Rolls
Hi, Trashies. It’s time to break out the tissues and/or eye rolls because it’s the week that our couples do the whole “most memorable year”thing. Let’s get right to the judging, shall we? The “My Heart...
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Toddlers & Tiaras Minicap
This week Toddlers & Tiaras features the Mid-America Me & My Pet Pageant, and we all know that means nothing but poop! And how! Awesome crowns, though. Back this week are Kelly and her husband...
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RHONJ Recap: Delores Explains It All
Hello Trash Talkers! This week’s episode can only be described as a rebuilding episode for the rest of the season. I can only assume that we are half way there. Siggy show up in Pharrell’s happy hat...
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Real World Seattle: Bad Blood: Prelude to a Diss
When I first started recapping here, I think I mentioned something about being new to the reality show scene, and it turns out that was a giant lie. I somehow totally forgot about all the shows on Vh1...
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Ben & Lauren: Can JoJo Just Go Go?
Hi, Trashies. So, ABC decided to give a show to probably the most boring couple to have ever come out of Bachelor Nation. That’s right, we’re going to watch Ben and Lauren be super vanilla for an...
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TrashTalkCeleb: Jamie Dornan, Nancy O’Dell, Kristin Cavallari, Selena Gomez,...
Just Jared – NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM Looks like someone has a date with her Netflix, a bottle of vodka, and no pants this weekend. JAMIE DORNAN I’M COMIN FOR YA BAYBEE. People – Nancy...
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Finding Prince Charming Podcast #6: Another Suitcase in Another Stall
This week on Finding Prince Charming, Dillon gets (more) bitchy, Chad gets (more) crazy, and Roberto gets (more) devoid of any human characteristics. PLUS the premium bonus is a story all about meeting...
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Toddlers & Tiaras: A Shit-Show…Literally
This week’s episode of Toddlers & Tiaras is the Me & My Pet Pageant of Poo! Starting in Las Vegas (again!), we are at Cowabunga Cove, a waterpark, where we get to see Cambrie rocking it in a...
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Real World Seattle: Bad Blood: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Welcome to the second part of the premiere of the (hopefully) fighting-est season of The Real World! When we left off, Dj Masesobbie was crying because he bit a man’s lip during a game of mega drunk...
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Finding Prince Charming Recap: Ep 5 Masked boredom
We’ve made it to week 5 of the Gay Bachelor! Five weeks of a bunch of attractive single gay men locked in a house together and we haven’t had a single side-piece scandal yet. How is this possible? Are...
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