TrashTalkCeleb: Amy Schumer, Azealia Banks, Jessica Biel, Robert Pattinson,...
TMZ – Do Not Feed the Trolls, Amy Jezebellian Cool Girl™ Amy Schumer, who enjoys all of life’s delicious vices, allowed a sad, misguided man on stage at a recent show in Tampa to explain why he’s...
View ArticleDallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team Season 11 Finale: I Deserve This!
Hello Trash Talkers! Who caught the finale? If you canceled your cable, don’t stress. I have everything you need right here. Last week, three women were cut. That would be Emily, Sheridan and Brennan....
View ArticleRHONJ Recap: Joe Checks Out
Well Trashies, it’s the big one! The one where Joe goes to jail and the beginning of Teresa’s new life as a single mother. No matter how you feel about the big Giudices and their choices this...
View ArticleSurvivor Mills vs GenX Recap: Sassy Ocean Slaps
Hey guys, Welcome back for another fun recap of Survivor Mills vs Gen X. God this season is crazy so far. I’m really enjoying it. Lots of fun personalities. Plus tons of crazy blindsides. Who else is...
View ArticleRuPaul’s Drag Race: This is the End
Welcome back to Drag Race All Stars you guys!! We are all winners, baby, in life, but this week Mrs. LikeaLady was less than a winner and thus needs this show more than anything. I need every ounce of...
View ArticleMarried at First Sight Recap(s): Mondo Recap Extravaganza – Everyone is a Moron
Hola Trashies! Sorry about the delay, I’ve had some medical issues pop up and I’m currently writing this high as a kite – which is the only way I suggest you watch this show and also, how I suspect...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Orange County Recap Naked Wasted Irish-Style
OK, the open wound that was last week’s episode is just starting to scab over so… let’s rip it WIDE OPEN, shall we? Last week we had an event bigger than the Presidential Election, the Olympics and the...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Joe Giudice, Michelle Obama, Frank Ocean, Toby Maguire,...
Bravo Daily Dish – 17 Years of Lies, Love, and Larceny Joe and Teresa Giudice, a large slab of Italian marble and the crack slowly rending it apart, will celebrate their 17th wedding anniversary on...
View ArticleBelow Deck Recap: Scrubs
We pick up where we left off: on Scrub Island, where PDA abounds and signals are being wildly misread. Enter: Kelley, still putting his paws all over Emily. Skin protection over flirtation deflection....
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story Recap: Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa Mott
Yeah, we’re just now getting to Episode 5 here because I’ve been glued to the TV watching the REAL American Horror Story, our presidential race. Ryan Murphy should take some notes. Actually, scratch...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: RHONY, President Obama, Desperate Famewhore, Tyga, Tobey Maguire
E! Online – Teresa Giudice and Danielle Staub Reunite and Not a Table Was Flipped Yoga, it doesn’t just give one a smug sense of superiority, it mends fences. A little bit of Namaste keeps the bitch...
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story Recap: A show about a show about a show about a show
Welcome to Episode Six of American Horror Story: The One That’s Not the Election. We open with a title card that says: MY ROANOKE NIGHTMARE WAS THE TELEVISION SUCCESS STORY OF 2015. WITH MINIMAL...
View ArticleDancing With the Stars recap: Latin Night
Hi, Trashies! It’s Latin Night on Dancing With the Stars. That means we have to put up with Pitbull. Are there literally no other people of Latin heritage that would be willing to be guest judge? We...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: James Franco, Donald Trump, Benedict Cumberbatch, Amber...
TMZ – Here’s James Carville Franco Channeling a Himalayan Tahr Insatiable leach (I mean paparazzo, but really, what’s the difference) is suing Seth Rogen’s wife James Franco for “headbutting” him at a...
View ArticleBen & Lauren: Things Get Rocky
Hi, Trashies. Like me, did you forget what even happened on last week’s episode? Seriously, ABC picked the franchise’s most boring couple to have their own show. Granted, I’m sure that explains all the...
View ArticleScream Halloween Special Recap: National Lampoon’s Murder-cation
Previously on Scream. Everyone around Bleh-mma dies (of boredom); New Coke 2: Electric Boo!galoo continued to harass Bleh-mma and her friends; Sheriff Zero Fucks is a Brandon James conspiracy theorist,...
View ArticleReal World Seattle: Bad Blood: Pacific Northwest Horror Story
Ooooh, things are about to get real! Pretty much all that happened on the double part premier last week was that we met all the house guests, and there was one major fight between DJ Maserobbiee and...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Donald Trump, Billy Bush, Jared Fogle, Tori Spelling, Arnold...
The Slot – Watch This if You Can’t Find the Ipecac Pious Christian and DORITOS® JACKED™ Spicy Street Taco Flavored Tortilla Chip Donald Trump – for some reason or another – sat down with Pat Robertson,...
View ArticleProject Runway: Fashion Startup AKA Fashion Shark Tank
Hey Trash bags! With Halloween right around the corner, I was just thinking to myself, “What ridiculous costume is Heidi Klum going to wear this year?” Next thing you know, this new piece of trash...
View ArticleMarried at First Sight Recap: Almost Done!
Hola Trashies thank you for your patience with me these past few weeks! It’s been tough, but the painkillers helped. So let’s start this recap off with some good news: next week is the last episode...
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