Well Trashies, it’s the big one! The one where Joe goes to jail and the beginning of Teresa’s new life as a single mother. No matter how you feel about the big Giudices and their choices this undoubtedly a very sad episode for the little juicy’s.
The episode begins with Samantha, Miranda, Charlotte and Carrie heading to their favorite bakeshop, The Magnolia Bakery.
Gabriella is such a Miranda
In an effort to drag Joe away from the bottle and get him to create some memories with his kids they are all decorating cupcakes together. Teresa brags to the instructor that Joe was stucco guy back in the day and he should be really good at this! The girls all make him personal cupcakes for his birthday that they will miss with him and Milania give him a special one right in the kisser.
Fun fact, Teresa and Joe’s birthdays are 3 days apart, born in the same year.
Next Jac and Assly go baby shopping and talk baby birthing. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I do not care. Baby stuff and talking about how you want to give birth is so boring. I HATE when people want to give you their birthing horror stories and say things like you are going to be ripped from front to back and I have given birth TWICE. Assly mentions Melissa that texted her a congratulations but Teresa didn’t. Um were Assly and Teresa ever close? And for someone Assly has talked a lot of crap about so far in this season why would she care. DO NOT MAKE ASSLY A RHW PRODUCERS I know she is dramatic and loves to twitter fight but DO NOT WANT. Jac wishes that she would have not acted so dramatically and would have just walked away from Vermont so she could share in this good news in her life with Tre. Assly says yeah well everything in their life is mostly bad. They did bad things and now they have to do the time. I am not so sure the Lauritas should be saying all this; they are not exactly pillars of society. Then there is some emo crap about being a mom and how hard it is and at the end of the day all you want to hear is that you are appreciated and Jacqueline cries …. again.
Yes because the “period” is the ONLY reason why women cry [insert eye roll here]
Siggy is having her family over. She says that ever since Vermont she has decided to focus on her family more now. Siggy admits that she has a dog to give her the love and attention her children do not give her. I find that perfectly healthy and the reason I have 3 fur babies. Her parents show up and her dad tells her they are just coming from the plastic surgeon because her mom is thinking about getting her eyelids done.
No way girl
Siggy says she told her kids that she has a big announcement……….and it is that she feels like they are all drifting apart. Um wasn’t this why she had them all over for dinner a few episodes back?!?!?! Then she launches into a story about how when she was 16 her dad decided they were moving back to Israel and she didn’t want to go because it would have meant mandatory military for her right after high school. So she decided to come back for her senior year unbeknownst to her father and lived with family friends for the rest of her high school career. This made her feel very disconnected from her family and she doesn’t want to feel that way with her kids. Oh so this was really just a way for Siggy to talk about herself some more.
Why can’t you ever shut up all you do is talk about yourself
Her mom is upset with Siggy for the same things Siggy is upset with her kids for, not spending time with her. Ah mama guilt, my mom says the thing and I am like lady I see you everyday and most of the time you talk about all the parking tickets you see people getting.
Joe and Melissa getting ready for Joe Giudices going away party. Joe makes a comment about how Jacqueline is having a great week and Teresa is having a terrible one. Jacqueline is welcoming a baby into her life and Teresa is getting rid of one. Whoa, Joe Gorga is really passively aggressively pissed at Joe Giudice this is the second time this season that he has made an unflattering comment about Juicy and the burden he has put on his sister. Joe wants to know if Melissa thinks Jac will show up for her fashion show since she was invited and Melissa is like yeah I don’t think so I didn’t go to her popcorn event that she had a few night after we got home from Vermont.