Hey guys,
Welcome back for another fun recap of Survivor Mills vs Gen X. God this season is crazy so far. I’m really enjoying it. Lots of fun personalities. Plus tons of crazy blindsides. Who else is secretly hoping that the Mills lose the challenge so we can be rid of some of them? But mostly rid of that awful Figgy Newton.
Previously on…… (dramatic drums) Survivor – The Mills were still awful. David (ugh) somehow convinced Pink Eye Jessica to vote out Papa Smurf and thus flipping the tribe on its head.
We jump right back from Tribal and Pink Eye immediately tries to go into recovery mode with Ginger Lawyer and Bret (who are viably seething). They all individually start talking about the vote and finally have one big meeting to hash it all out. The girls argue that he was running the show and wasn’t showing any loyalty (fair argument to be honest).
Did I do that?
The next morning, Saturday and Ninja Lucy are debating whether or not they made a mistake in some sort of black and white camera filter
Survivor Noir
Oh hey look who finally got an interview
Ninja interviews that she has been manipulated by Pink Eye into voting for Papa Smurf last episode. By eliminating a “power person” (which I argue was not the case), she essentially claimed all the power. Plus with her crazy infecting skills, Pink Eye is destined to become a contender for the win. Lucy goes to the angry man duo and says they need to make a move on Pink Eye and that she has Douche Barbie (Ken) and Dugh in her pocket because she has snuck into their inner circle.
Angry NINJA!!!!!!
We finally get to catch up with the Mills, who are starving and I am enjoying watching their suffering. They decide its time to go animal hunting on the island all Rambo style
God I hate them
They eventually find a goat up on a hillside
Troutymouth is looking for worms
While they are on a stupid wild goat chase (literally), Dreamboy Adam is off looking for Immunity Idols
OMG I found a clue that happens to be conveniently in view
The clue gives him an idea of where to look for the. Idol Clam we saw last episode. However he doesn’t have time currently to look because we get whisked off for another challenge
For this challenge, they will have to run out to grab a ring and then fight the other team to touch a pole on the other side of the ocean. The prize is cleverly edited cross fading meat dildos
AKA sausages
Round 1 is Adam and Joe vs Dugh and Ginger Lawyer. Adam is first to the ring but Ginger Bear Lawyer comes and latches onto both him and Joe. Allowing Dugh to grab the ring and score a point!! WHAT A TWIST!
Yay Dugh isn’t completely worthless
Round 2 is Monday and CeCe Pizza vs Newton and Michaela Queen of Sass. The round is pretty uneventful. Michaela comes in and beast modes the ring over to her pole
Round 3: Bret and Douche Barbie vs Surfer Taylor and Trouty Mouth Will.
Surfer Taylor decides to scream intimidate the other team. It’s super dinky and stupid. Just like him.
He annoys me greatly. And thankfully he loses the round so the scream is even dumber.
Round 4: Queen of Sass and Yentl Hannah vs Anger Ninja and Pink Eye. Anger Ninja sneakily ties up both Yentl and the Queen so Pink Eye can grab the ring.
Didn’t see me coming huh?
Then beast mode kick in again
Bye top!!! MUST GET RIIIIINNNGGGGG
Hahah the ocean ate her top forever?
Nevermind she is wearing it in a later scene.
Final round is Zeke and Jay vs Dugh and Ginger Lawyer. This round is riddled with crazy tidal waves and terrible Jiffy commentary.
We are also treated to Newton harpy screaming the whole round. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I recommend watching this challenge without it. There is a lot of back and forth and GenX finally wins. YAY!
Also the ocean does what we all wish we could do, and slaps the crap out of Jiffy. #TeamOcean
I wish I could gif that forever
Dirty Dancing 3.0 : Ocean Spirit Thanking Dancing
After the challenge we catch up with the Mills who are like “Shit ladies, you rocked it”. Aka mostly Michaela gets props for beastin it. In an interview she says she just likes to win. It was either keep your top and lose or do what she did and win
Guess everyone is about to see some Tatas today! God she is fucking hilar
Elsewhere Adam is still struggling to find that hidden immunity idol even though the clue says that it is “shell”tered. Ugh. Eventually he finds it and is super pumped until…..
Goddammit Yentl! Ruining everything
I feel like Yentl is the Meg Griffin of this season.
She’s too dense to even realize what has happened
Awwwwww swoon
Adam next has a breakdown because his mom was recently diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer. He is excited to have his mom have something to look forward to: watching him on the show and watching him find an idol.
I just want to give him a big hug
Back at GenX – the tribe is enjoying the meat feast and Angry Ninja summons Dugh to go over what may be happening for a possible next vote. This is where Angry Ninja steps in the dog doo. She tells Dugh and Douche Barbie that the plan is to vote out Pink Eye and that they can’t tell her or talk to her or sneak off with her.