Survivor Mills vs GenX: Have Better Priorities CBS Scientists
Hey guys, Sorry for the late post. My schedule just changed at work and my recapping schedule got all effed up. I’m hoping to get my shit together this upcoming week. Well, you all have been waiting...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Orange County The Strange Case of Tamra’s Missing Bellybutton
MisRed’s home drama rivals that of RHOC- and no one has brought me a casserole of ANY TYPE!!!! WTF- Amazon and my Roku?!?! IT’S AN AMBUSH!!! The episode was up at 5am, Amazon AND the Roku worked last...
View ArticleBelow Deck Recap: Kind of a Big Dill
Love is still very much in the air this week aboard Valor, with several ladies still basking in the afterglow of Valentine’s Day. Emily is still fawning all over her very first bouquet, gifted by chef...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Justin Timberlake, Katya, Teen Mom OG, Rob Kardashian, Jaden...
Celebitchy — Justin Timberlake Could Go To Jail For His Instagram Selfie in a Voting Booth Massive eye roll, JT. Not surprised by this. This is a dude that would Instagram himself on the can if the...
View ArticleKeeping Up with the Kardashians — Khloe’s New Breast Friends
Welcome back K-fans. Are we ready for this? Grab a drink and let’s get started. The ice is meltng in my Vodka drink! To sum up, this episode is mainly about Khloe wanting to get a boob job. She has...
View ArticleToddlers & Tiaras Minicap
Back with the Me & My Pet Pageant from two weeks ago, Toddlers & Tiaras doesn’t disappoint! Klassless Kelly continues her tirade that the poop on the floor is not from her goat but from a...
View ArticleDancing with the Stars Recap: Eras and Errors
Hi, Trashies. It’s Eras Week here on Dancing with the Stars, and, YAY!, Len is back! This is also our first group challenge week, so let’s get to it! Val and Laurie are up first with a 1960s prom-theme...
View ArticleRHONJ Recap: How Not To Win Friends and Alienate People
Welcome back Trashies as we limp onward to the finish line of this season. This week was fairly tame as we are building up to the season finale or how its being framed the come to Jacqueline moment....
View ArticleReal World Seattle: Bad Blood: No No No, Not In My House
It’s the day we’ve been waiting for guys – the two sets of roommates/houseguests/cast members/I don’t know what to call them are finally going to meet! Will there be brawling? Making out? Is Tyara’s...
View ArticleBen & Lauren: The One with Chad
Hi, Trashies. So, everyone who’s ever been on a show in this franchise is getting a few seconds on this show and this episode is called “Chad to the Bone.” So, yeah. We’re gonna have to deal with that...
View ArticleFinding Prince Charming Podcast w/ Special Guests Matt Marr and Jake Anthony
We had a really great time with this week’s guests Matt Marr and Jake Anthony. We mocked the hell out of episode 7 and they even stayed around for our bonus episode. There are bonus episodes of the...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Mariah Carey, Southern Charm, Taylor Swift, Fetty Wap,...
Gossip Cop – Everything is Fine and You Have Nothing to Fear E! is apparently having kittens over this whole Mariah Carey break-up kerfuffle. You see, Mariah, the greatest specimen ever to grace our...
View ArticleToddlers & Tiaras Recap: Klassy Kelly Won’t Klean Krap!
Calling this episode “The Goat Poop Incident,” Toddlers & Tiaras brings us back to the final portion of the Me & My Pet Pageant. And this is how she looked at the BEGINNING of the pageant, poor...
View ArticleSurvivor Mills vs GenX: How the Cookie Crumbles
Hey guys! Look! I sucked slightly less this week. HUZZAH! Thank you guys for being patient with me. Now that my schedule has settled more, I should be recapping earlier in the week. Anyways. I am...
View ArticleMarried at First Sight Recap: Decision Doom
Hola Trashies! Can you believe they made this thing 2 hours long? I mean – what the heck?!! And with only two couples to follow – it was needless and full of fluff. Just like this show. Two newest...
View ArticleTeen Mom OG Recap: Happy One Year of Freedom!
Happy Halloween, Trashiis! What did you dress up as? I was Agent Peggy Carter at work today, but nobody recognized it. *Whomp whomp* Anyway, hope you enjoy! Maci Bentley is starting 2nd grade soon....
View ArticleKeeping Up With the Kardashians – Lord Disick Returns
Welcome K-fans to the longest, most-stretched out television program in history! Gees, it cannot get any more inane! In a nutshell, this episode has Kim learning to braid North’s hair; since Rob...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Orange County This Is The End…
Hola Trashies!!! MisRed got a new Roku so all is right with the world… except for the fact that it took me 2 hours to watch this 43-minute show. In case you need a refresher… Previously on Real...
View ArticleBelow Deck Recap: Psychic Misses & Crew Member Kisses
We begin this week’s curiously super-sized episode in the wake of the great pizza-panini-press-caper. The night before ended in a plethora of troublesome relationship dynamics: Kelley and Ben: Roomies...
View ArticleToddlers & Tiaras Minicap: Universal Royalty
This week it’s the Universal Royalty pageant in Texas episode of Toddlers & Tiaras. Ah Texas! With your mesquite, cowboy hats, Baylor rape cover ups, death penalty and Friday Night Lights, is...
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