Hey guys!
Look! I sucked slightly less this week. HUZZAH! Thank you guys for being patient with me. Now that my schedule has settled more, I should be recapping earlier in the week. Anyways. I am soooooo excited to recap this episode (for reasons that will be very obvious), so lets jump right in. Also be prepared for lots of screen grabs because yay for blindfolded challenges (but boo for peoples testicles)
Previously, on the show that was Mills vs GenX, but the producers decided to chuck that idea out the window episode 5 and do a tribe shuffle….. dramatic drums….. the producers decided to chuck the idea of Mills vs GenX and did a tribe shuffle. It was stupid. If you have a theme for the season, at least keep it for a while. BeastSass Michaela solidified her spot as my current favorite, Team Orange got their asses handed to them because both David (ugh) and Cece’s Pizza Buffet sucked it up real hard at the challenge. Then the damn restaurant ran out of dough and CeCe has sent packing
We catch up with Team Orange after the vote and it’s an awkward orgy of hugging to congratulate themselves on a pizza/gluten free island
Zeke is happy that he has connections on the GenX tribe now mainly in GingerBear Chris and he is energized that all hope isn’t lost for him in this game.
Over at the Green camp, everyone is hungry and starving. Jay gives us a bleeding heart story about how he is playing for his family and stuff. He wants to win this for his family
Awwwww I almost feel for you
He goes off to search for idols just because and of course he happens to “find it”. Oh and TroutyMouth Will is there too I guess
OMG HOW “RANDOM”
Just as Jay is telling him they need to keep it a secret, our Queen of Sass Beastmode Michaela happens to show up. Hahahahahahahaha I laughed so hard at this scene. I was so convinced we were going into commercials when she randomly popped up
Hahahahaha
Michaela interviews that she is aligned with Jay so it’s good for now that she has, but knows he would never play it on her. If she gets wind of anything shady, she isn’t gonna hesitate to tattle because….
Duh look at her
After some commercials, we get right into the reward challenge and everyone’s shocked faces seeing that CeCe is gone.
Except this stupid bitch
The challenge is the typical blind obstacle course challenge with a slight twist. They will be collecting puzzles that will have to be solved by a blindfolded tribe mate. The reward is cookies or something. But who cares. We all want to watch blindfolded people hurt themselves.
Callers are Figgy Newton, AzTights Michelle, and Jay. Good choice with Newton because her harpy voice is so easily heard over everyone else.
Cawwwwwwww
Douche Barbie Ken has his (and my) priorities straight.
OMG there are dizzy sticks
Someone has a case of the Mondays
Oh shit he still gets hits in the nuts
Twice
Hahahahahaha
Figgy’s harpy voice gives her team a giant lead whereas Dugh can’t seem to hear AzTights at all and is just wandering the course.
In other news: Yentl Hannah is having Lea Michelle syndrome and trying to make it all about herself
She isn’t even in the challenge.
Eventually Orange team makes a huge comeback and they end up winning
C is for Coooooooookiiiieeeeeee
Green team comes in second and Purple Team loses despite the gigantic lead
How the cookie crumbles
Yentl is still having issues on the side though and medical is called.
The early making of a crazy Jewish mother
Seriously, whenever I don’t call my mom for a while she automatically assumes that I’ve died. Medical is called and apparently all Yentl had was a panic attack. Lame. She’s fine and the game goes on.
Orange team celebrates their victory and enjoys their new found teamwork. Zeke is still pissed that Figgy was waaaaaay more excited to see Michelle. This is how Zeke feels about Figgy right about now
Ditto Zeke… Ditto
Over at Team Green, Yentl is concerned that people are gonna make fun of her or see her as weak because of her little panic attack.
Over at Team Purple,
Dreamboat Adam is my spirit animal right now
The stupid couple decide that they are tired of hiding their “love” on the island. They decide they want to tell the world of their love. Starting with Pink Eye who is “shocked”
Hhahahaha
DB is just has “surprised”. Look at all of Newton’s shame
And he’s a sarcastic bitch too. Marry me
Sidenote – when did he start wearing pants again? booooo
Time for the immunity challenge. For this challenge, they survivors will have to race across some balance beams to collect bags of coconuts. Once at shore they have to roll balls across a table puzzle into little goal holes.