E! Online – Teresa Giudice and Danielle Staub Reunite and Not a Table Was Flipped
Yoga, it doesn’t just give one a smug sense of superiority, it mends fences. A little bit of Namaste keeps the bitch fighting at bay.
Celebitchy – President Obama: “I’d Invite Mr. Trump To Stop Whining and Go Try To Make His Case
President Obama once again proves that he’s the master of the statesmanlike sick burn, and calls Herr Orange Cheeto Filth out for the whiny bitch baby that he is. No pussies were grabbed, but a big pussy with boundary issues and lover of all things white, just got smacked on the national stage. Two more weeks until we can all wash this grimy election out of our hair.
Pajiba – Who the Fuck is Phoebe Price? An Investigation
If you’ve visited enough celebrity gossip sites then you’ve probably seen a picture of Phoebe Price, and wondered who she was (or not, because who cares), and who she slept with for an invite to whatever function/ or event she is attending. While we are told desperation is an unattractive trait that makes people side eye, or back away slowly, some people can turn it into a career — “career” is used loosely here — that pays, I guess. Anyway, if you too dream of being famous for not doing anything, well, we now have a role model that will pose suggestively with poultry at Ralphs. There’s a sexy salmonella outbreak on aisle five, and its name is Phoebe Price’s overexposed cooter.
Dlisted – Tyga Was Way Too “Sick” To Talk About How Much He Spends On Kylie Jenner
I can understand Tyga’s confusion. Of course, he doesn’t know how much he spent on Kylie. When you groom your young victims good, they don’t need gifts, only roofies and inappropriate cuddles in your statutory rape-mobile. Nope, what his debtors should be asking is how much of Kylie’s money Tyga spends on himself.
Jezebel – Freshly Single Tobey Maguire Has Reportedly Been Clubbing With Leonardo DiCaprio “For Months”
Tall drink of veganaise, Tobey Maguire is newly single and ready to mingle with his bestie Leo. The free clinics of Los Angeles are on high alert for an STD wave to hit the city. Let the good times (and the genital warts) roll.