Welcome, welcome back to Drag Race All Stars. The number of picky rules last week sent my brain into a spin, but it seems we will be back to normal life in this beautiful world that RuPaul has lovingly created for us.
Last week: The eliminated girls got the chance to return and Alyssa Edwards (YASSSS GIRL) is back! Alaska won the week and sent Tatiana home.
Back in the workroom, Katya announces she intended to sent home Roxxxy.
No. Hard. Feelings. At. All. F. U.
This week at Drag Camp it is Family Weekend! The queens get to welcome their very supportive family members. The lady family members will be made over and dragged up. I’m sure this is exactly what the family members expected. Really, they are so supportive and good sports to perform on television. It’s pretty amazing. Or maybe it’s just my personal sweats at the thought of walking down a runway are kicking. Ru calls episode Drag Family Values. I prefer A Family Dragfair.
Katya for Queen queen:
“My mom. I hate that bitch. JK.”
Alyssa and her sister Tabitha (will she Take Over??) are super close yet have not seen each other since their mother’s funeral. It is so emotional and sad. And not just because Alyssa walks on water in the LikeaLady household.
Katya for Queen queen part 2:
How is she your mom she’s so old??
Roxxxy’s mommy is actually the sweetest grandmother in the world who took on the role of mother and showed up in a homemade Drag Race T-Shirt. Love her.
The weird thing about having family members in the room is the use of real world names. I cannot accept them because I do not want to imagine that any of my queens have a life outside of this. Just like how I do not need to see the Project Runway designers at home in their real lives. What’s more real than a tv competition show?
Roxxxy’s grandmother really is perfection. She raised her grandchildren after they were left at a bus station and, more impressively, offers to stand on her head so that Roxxxy can win.
Next Anastasia Beverly Hills herself comes in to do the ladies’ eyebrows. I have never been more jealous of a reality show perk that didn’t involve diamonds.
Beating some serious faces.
The runway show is amazing. The family theme is hilarious
The best family?
There are no more extensions left in the state.
Alaska and mother Hawaii
The judges find Alaska to be lazy in dressing her mother. Cue Alaska’s dirty looks every time the judges love someone else.
Did you here that? We are better than Alaska.
The tops this week are Detox and Katya. The bottoms are everyone else. So many bottoms and an elimination in front of emotional relatives. During the lip sync, Detox really pulls out the big guns.
Big buns, mean.
Butt of the gods.
Detox wins for obvious (above) reasons. She gives a tearful chop to Alyssa. Even the judges’ jaws drop. WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY. Alyssa just got back and Alaska is the one who was bad this week. Something tells me Detox will not get the crap she rightfully deserves for going against the judge’s wishes. Alyssa leaves with class and saves her crazy eyes for the ride home.
Okay, Ru, time for another round of bring-back-the eliminated-people-until-they-make-the correct- decision-(Alyssa) for the winner. It make take us a few months, but we would get there eventually. Even if that doesn’t happen, I’ll see you all next week!
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