Last week… what the hell happened? Oh that’s right, nothing. The Glamis 4 went to the spa, Shannon moved, David’s family wished David stayed with his mistress, Meghan lost one of her embryos, Kelly wants a divorce… maybe. Eddie is a loud eater. Riveting.
Let’s hope Meghan didn’t cook this crap
Jim and Meghan’s store is opening and their caterer is making some Chex Mix. Meghan comments that the store opening was very much a team effort
These are the people that actually made the effort
… just not Meghan and Jim’s effort. “After a whirlwind 6 months, we are finally opening the store.” I love how Meghan makes no sense. A whirlwind would be, like, 6 days- or maybe even 6 weeks- 6 months isn’t a whirlwind. We see a flashback of Meghan meeting with someone for the store… it’s not so much the meeting, but her DRESS!!
Meghan’s dress… straight of the Runway of House of Flintstone
Well… when in Rome. Meghan jokes Jimmy has been dying to be a candle purveyor and Meghan tells us it’s the size of the wick that matters. Gross.
Shannon and Heather show up at the party, so does Vicki and Kelly. Vicki never texted Shannon back after the accident… Shannon expected a text back… but Vicki isn’t doing it.
Vicki is ready to be hitched up to a team of horses
Meghan shows Vicki and Shannon the picture of the baby and of course Vicki is like “The other one didn’t make it? Why not? Did the embryo not have a JAHHHHHHHBBBBBB?”
Meghan asks Jimmy if he wants to say a few words, and then gets up in front of everyone and does all the talking.
She calls Jimmy an awesome candle maker- Jimmy is like Babe; you are lucky I am even here.
Tamra asks Vicki if she had spoken to Shannon? Vicki is like… NOPE. Tamra is like… you didn’t text her back? Nope. Well, Vicki will probably say she fake-texted her back. Maybe if Shannon had sent a casserole, things could have worked out differently.
Can I just throw a saddle on you and ride you home?
Heather has to leave because all of the candle scents are making her choke- an issue to which MisRed can totally relate.
The Yankee Candle in my mall house has MUCH better ventilation
See MisRed is fancy too… and nobody DARE eat my bow!!! Heads will roll.
Shannon talks to Meghan- rehashing the aftermath of the accident, Shannon placing the phone call to Vicki and Vicki not acknowledging the call. Tamra comes up and says that she talked to Vicki again and that Vicki told her she wasn’t going to text Shannon back. Shannon is now pissed and wants to say something to Vicki. Yeah, well, Vicki is GREAT with confrontation so this should all work out very easily.
Shannon approaches Vicki and is like- How are you doing? I left you a message.
And Vicki says “I got it.”
Shannon said “Oh you didn’t respond. How are you doing? I’m glad you are better.”
Your friendship isn’t all that’s messed up.
Vicki give Shannon this “I smell poo poo look” and says “Our friendship is messed up.” Shannon is like no shit. And Vicki keeps repeating that their friendship is messed-up and says “We’ll talk about it another time.”
Shannon says “Well I’ve said my piece.”
Vicki responds “Well I haven’t.” I’d rather walk on my lips than say something nice about Vicki- but this is a pretty good comeback. Vicki says in the interview- “I think that Shannon’s message was just to save face.” Uh yeah, Shannon, pretty much, admitted this.
Vicki says that things happened after she and Shannon originally talked, and Shannon says “Yeah, I heard the things you’ve been saying about my husband.”
And Vicki is like “He called me a pig and a piece of sh*t.” Well, if the turd fits… we flash back to the Disco Party AGAIN. Sweet Jesus, that party has gotten more play than the Zapruder film. We get the replay of the David/Vicki smack-down.
Shannon admits that David’s words were inappropriate. (Interestingly, the INTENTION wasn’t inappropriate! HA) They argue about how the fight started. Vicki says that she was talking to a guy and David came up and said “Don’t talk to her.” But Shannon, who wasn’t even in the room at the time, says “It started by you saying ‘Shannon is in her element!’” Referring to Shannon being in the middle of a big argument. Vicki calls David a liar, Shannon calls Vicki a liar and Vick says that Shannon is a liar. Shannon is like- what have I lied about? In an interview, Vicki says that she has tons of Shannon’s secrets in a little box.
Can you “ladies” take this outside?
Jimmy is like… “Can you take this outside?” They ignore Jimmy like he isn’t there- which in fairness, he usually isn’t. (Although I would like to see these two go outside and just beat the living daylights out of each other.)