E! Online – Kate Hudson is Making An Album: “Music is My Life”
Psst…Kate. Hey girl, so I know it’s hard out there for a sub par actress with only one good movie on her imdb page, but you’ve built a sports bra empire, so you’re doing stuff. Look, I love music too, and we all know how much actresses looooove to get their music on, but guess what? It never ends well for you, or the people whose ears that you’ve assaulted. We know music is your life…you bang every guitar player, singer, or roadie you can find. Just ’cause you bang the band, doesn’t mean you get to join the band.
Dlisted – Jake Gyllenhaal’s Crotch Shrub is Magnificent, So Says Tom Ford
I believe it was Belinda Carlisle who said, “heaven is a place on Earth.” Well, it seems that Tom Ford has found this hirsute paradise, and it’s hidden in Jake Gyllenhaal’s tighty-whitey’s. Ladies, if you’re looking for a hottie whose pubes will clog your shower drain till death do you part…well, get in line because Tom Ford will cut you if you go anywhere near Jakey’s secret man garden.
Lainey Gossip — Benedict Cumberbatch Interviews Tom Hiddleston
British blokes being uber polite and talking about things not involving a vengeful baby colt legs rubbing her glitter crotch all over a very thirsty Loki. If you like a side of pretension with your morning coffee, then this is the interview for you.
Celebitchy – Will Blac Chyna & Rob Kardashian Break Up As Soon As the Baby is Born?
Just because you’re about to give birth to a cash cow human being doesn’t mean that you get to take time off from crafting your dramatic arc for E! Everybody loves a “very special episode” of KUWTK.
OMG! Blog – Lil Wayne Says He Officiated a Same-Sex Marriage While at Rikers
I’m updating my Pinterest board right now. Who needs doves and a beach wedding at Sunset when you can get hitched in the hoosegow? You can bake decorative files and baggies of drugs into the mini cupcakes (cake is sooo last century). No one need to buy a new suit or a dress; the venue provides orange uniforms for everyone. #WeddingGoals
