Hey guys!!!
Sooooooooo I didn’t realize that there was a Tuesday episode this week and spent like a day and a half deciding if I actually wanted to suffer through it and have a 2 episode recap. I started watching the episode and it was kinda a snorgasm so I decided, Fuck it, I’m just doing Wednesday’s show. 1. My sanity will remain in check 2. I won’t get recapped out. Next week is gonna be a bitch for me. I got the Big Brother finale and the Survivor Premiere on the same day. I’ll be in recapping hell for a few days because somehow I ended up being the CBS reality go to guy for TTTV. Thankfully this television embodiment of garbage will finally be over and I’ll get to watch starving people act totally cray cray for a while!!!!! Yay to that
So the episode opens with the ChenBot wearing something actually body complementary for once
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
ChenBot must be being nice to her gays this week
Previously, Borey nominated Team Friendship. RatNest Nicole won the veto comp and left noms the same (much to the shock of Paul and BroVik). Did no one listen to that bullhorn that said Ratnest and James have been in cahoots this entire summer???????? Come on people!!! Oh and Vik went home…. again… and somehow also morphed into Paul with that dumb ass terrorist beard
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Paul aesthetic just makes everyone hideous
Case in point Vik and Paulie. Well actually Paulie’s personality makes him ugly. The haircut just didn’t help at allllllll
Also, BobblePaul won HoH and is in the final 3.
We pick up from last weeks episode with BobblePaul losing his shit and attempting to rape James in the face
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
No means no Paul. I will never be like you
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Loooooovveeeeee meeeeeeeeeeee wahhhhhh
Ratnest and Borey are immediately worried because they basically boned him last week by going back on the Final 4 deal. Also, apparently James and Bobblehead had a talk about working together to get rid of the grossest Showmance in showmance history.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
I just want to win for “my boyyyyyyy”
God there is so much crying happening. WTF is happening? We jump right to the nomination ceremony where a miracle happens
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
It’s about time. Ratnest has literally never been on the block… ever. It’s actually pretty impressive
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Dannnguuuhhh ituuuhhh! I wooruuuuh my luckeeeeeeeeeuh sweaterrrruuuhh.
Ratnest gets all mad that her perfect record is ruined and Borey gets a little spicy and says that maybe she should have just gotten another question right during the HoH comp.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Face of a Dead Man
Next we get to check in on the jury because that house is way more crazy and worthwhile than the main one. God I wish we could have an episode of just the jury house every week. These ladies are crazy funny and catty and fun. Like how the scene opens with the ladies paining. Big Meech slays the comp by paining a Snicole
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Bwahahahaahahahahah Slay Meech Slay (even though I’m pretty sure the producers painted it for you)
Meech interviews that she is excited to see the next person who’s dreams have been crushed. Hahahah I missed her total batshit insanity. Bewbs McGee comes in with her typical cheerleader charade…
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
….. and a potted plant?????? This gets no explanation… ever
They all sit down to watch the video and shiiiiittttt hits the fan. Natalie is being cute and says she would have used the veto on James, BUT THEN shit stirring Meech jumps in and says “something Paulie didn’t do”. Which leads into a giant shouting match between Momma Day and Gross Sexist Pigshit Mantroll
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
TV GOLD!!!! Sassy Hair whips are back.
And then he goes for the jugular and brings up Day’s daughter and she fucking loses it and some crazy production man has to come pull her away not once but twice.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Why do we not have the option of watching this all the time????
Z attempts to calm him down and Momma Day drops a real truth bomb on her because Z went crawling back to the penis that treated her like shit like the true dickmatized girl we have seen in almost every female player this year
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
The truth hurts Z. You are way to good for him
After commercials, we get more jury house footage because the main house is sooooooo boring. We are patiently waiting for Vik to show up as Zaulie continue to be secluded and seclude themselves. Vik comes in and everyone is pretty disappointing because they all kinda wanted him to win. They watch the tape and unfortunately we don’t get anymore screaming matches.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
But Momma Day comes to the realization she may have to vote for Ratnest in the end
Finally we get back to the main house and we get to see the power of veto comp. It’s baseball themed. James is on Team Prankster, Bobblehead on Team Pelicans, Borey on Team Reindeer and the producers shade the shit out of Ratnest by putting her on Team Coconuts. So for this comp, the hamster will have to run the bases in order to get their counter to match a clue for an event that happened in the house. Example: Day you entered the house. Answer is day 1. They have to run the bases until the counter says 1 and high five the umpire. Last one to finish gets a strike. 3 strikes your out